If you had your own cinema what food would you serve
Me, I'd serve crab legs
>Eating in a cinema
What are you supposed to put your food on your anvil while you eat?
I'd make sure to offer free range voles for my falcon to hunt during the previews.
I'd serve only Paul Masson
>>67099013
MARRRRRGH THE FRENSHHHH
>>67099013
MAAAAAAHHHH THE.....FRENSH
Different menu every day but include some steady things like regular candy and popcorn for people to buy.
>>67098917
Snow Crab Legs and some melted butter?
Im coming to your theatre
>>67099048
>>67099053
Mozzerella sticks
>>67098917
I've always wanted to sip on a nice cup of vinegar while watching a movie.
I dream of my own CinemaBistro:
>Each film would have it's own unique chef inspired themed menus. >Directors would have a say in the dishes which they feel correspond to their art.
>It would be a 120$ ticket package for private and comfortable couples booths with a shared romantic yet practical table.
>Strict no singles policy enforced. >Cinema showers have a 6$ fee.
>No falcons, anvils, or clapping allowed.
>>67099420
>>67099420
Good luck getting that shit off the ground. I wouldn't set foot in any building without Susan.
>>67099420
>no singles policy enforced
>no falcons
DELETE THIS
>>67099420
>get hyped for a movie premiere
>prepare everything for journey to cinema
>drag anvil, kevlar, falcon cage and shower accessories on bus
>arrive at cinema
>"sorry sir, but singles are not welcome here"
>clap to myself while I go back home on foot, crying
>back home, hear on news the premiere was great success: 2836 people shot out of which over 93% had properly cleaned toes and ears
>consider killing myself
why must you be so cruel man?
I'd rather own a combination bar/shooting range.
>>67102362
Would you offer shots?
Everyone posting in this thread is confirmed for being here less than 2 years.
Vegan hamburgers, poutine, and dumplings with cabbages
>>67102396
I'm here for 12 years
>>67102595
/tv/ has only been around since 2006 you lying newfaggot.
>>67102799
I was invited to closed alpha
Devouring any part of an animal is pig disgusting and for peasants.
>>67102944
Crab is not animal, it's fish
>>67099420
>>No falcons, anvils, or clapping allowed.
Do you literally live in communist Russia motherfucker?
>>67102896
There was no such thing. New boards back then were suggested one day and added the next. Trial boards still work the same way, there are no "alphas or betas". Stop trying to hard to fit in.
>>67102981
It's actually a spider
>>67103020
Just because you never were invited, doesn't mean there are no boards in closed alpha phase
all this shit would just stink up the theater and no one would go
>>67102981
Crabs are crustaceans, not fish. But both fish and crustaceans are indeed animals.
>>67103026
Crabs are not arachnids but they are arthropods like spiders are.
>>67103038
>there are no boards in closed alpha phase
Correct, never has been never will be.
>>67099420
>Arrive at theatre with my girlfriend
>Pay for tickets
>Realize I don't have enough money left for the shower
>Date ditches my ass
>Get booted out because no-singles policy
Th-thanks
>>67103121
your fault. cinemas get all of the profit from shower fee, ticket itself pays just for movie license
>>67103110
no closed alpha boards that you were ever invited to, clearly
When I find the cinema hammer I'm forging a gun and killing everyone inside.
>>67103261
Your mother invited me to alpha test her headboards behind closed doors before your father conceived you.
>>67103020
>there are no "alphas or betas"
ur soundin pretty beta rite now m8
>>67103309
No need to be angry. Once you are 18, you might get an invitation too
>>67103545
>u mad lol
Your mom was mediocre at best but I wouldn't say it made me angry. I just went on with my life while your dad swooped in and made you from my sloppy seconds.
>>67103545
>it's a newfags trying to fit in episode
I miss when the ushers were more personal and would actually tuck you into bed if you were a regular customer.
I get that they need to have some security standards but do they really think people would show up and try to steal the designated shooter's spotlight?
