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What if your dick was trapped between the rocks?
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What if your dick was trapped between the rocks?
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>>67090724
I'd fuck the rocks.
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>>67090778
This
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>>67090724
i wish my dick were big enough for it to get stuck anywhere
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>>67090724
>wait for the earthquake
>have sex with earth
>create captain planet
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>>67090724
My dick is too small to get between anything
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I'd think of maggie gyllenhaal so my penis would invert into my body
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>>67090778
yeah I'd definitely narp on the rocks out of spite
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>>67090724
crush rock with dick
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>>67090811
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>>67090724
You're assuming that I have a huge dick so thank you for the compliment!
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>>67090724
My dick is already trapped between two rocks.
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no bones
easier to remove
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>>67090821
10/10
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I'd rather live with no dick then no arms.
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>>67090987
This 2bh.

I actually use my arm.
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What dick?
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>>67091163
London?
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>>67090821
/thread
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>>67091015
on what? your dick?
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>>67090724
>expand dong
>rock shatters
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>>67091163
london
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>>67091163
Bonglon
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>>67090778
>I'd rape the rocks.
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>>67091614
I dont know why the cracked me up as much as it did. Probably the weed
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>>67091684
>guys look at me i'm drunk so much BEER LoL
Fuck off you junkie
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>>67090724
i dont go outside the city because im not dumb
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>>67091711
Wanna get hotel room gayboy?
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>>67090887
L O N D O N
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N
D
O
N
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>>67091684
dude....... weed lmao
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>>67090987
DESU?
this desu

assuming I never get a gf anyway

I'm tired of fapping three hours a day so it will be a blessing
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>>67091717
This. I've lived in Detroit for 10 years and only gotten shot once. If you're outside of a city, hunters will get you. Remember that president guy? Dick Chaney?
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>>67090724
Your willy would be pulverised, honestly, you'd try and pull away, the skin sheath around your shaft would slip away, leaving just your crushed penis between the rocks and a lot of skin on the now vacant area on your crotch.
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>>67090724
Probably go AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHCKKKKKKK
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>>67090821
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>>67091810
Yes, you memed correctly.
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>>67090821
LEL
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>>67091947

what if it was erect? I don't think it could cut off the bone
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>>67090724
The book was a hundred times better because he had flashbacks to his younger days and it was more detailed and interesting
This was meh
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>>670908211
SCREENCAP THIS
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