What if your dick was trapped between the rocks?
>>67090724
I'd fuck the rocks.
>>67090778
This
>>67090724
i wish my dick were big enough for it to get stuck anywhere
>>67090724
>wait for the earthquake
>have sex with earth
>create captain planet
>>67090724
My dick is too small to get between anything
I'd think of maggie gyllenhaal so my penis would invert into my body
>>67090778
yeah I'd definitely narp on the rocks out of spite
>>67090724
crush rock with dick
>>67090821
>>67090724
You're assuming that I have a huge dick so thank you for the compliment!
>>67090724
My dick is already trapped between two rocks.
no bones
easier to remove
>>67090821
10/10
I'd rather live with no dick then no arms.
>>67090987
This 2bh.
I actually use my arm.
What dick?
>>67091163
London?
>>67090821
/thread
>>67091015
on what? your dick?
>>67090724
>expand dong
>rock shatters
>>67091163
london
>>67091163
Bonglon
>>67090778
>I'd rape the rocks.
>>67091614
I dont know why the cracked me up as much as it did. Probably the weed
>>67091684
>guys look at me i'm drunk so much BEER LoL
Fuck off you junkie
>>67090724
i dont go outside the city because im not dumb
>>67091711
Wanna get hotel room gayboy?
>>67090887
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>>67091684
dude....... weed lmao
>>67090987
DESU?
this desu
assuming I never get a gf anyway
I'm tired of fapping three hours a day so it will be a blessing
>>67091717
This. I've lived in Detroit for 10 years and only gotten shot once. If you're outside of a city, hunters will get you. Remember that president guy? Dick Chaney?
>>67090724
Your willy would be pulverised, honestly, you'd try and pull away, the skin sheath around your shaft would slip away, leaving just your crushed penis between the rocks and a lot of skin on the now vacant area on your crotch.
>>67090724
Probably go AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHCKKKKKKK
>>67090821
>>67091810
Yes, you memed correctly.
>>67090821
LEL
>>67091947
what if it was erect? I don't think it could cut off the bone
>>67090724
The book was a hundred times better because he had flashbacks to his younger days and it was more detailed and interesting
This was meh
>>670908211SCREENCAPTHIS