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>decide to watch a classic European movie
>decide to watch a Bertolucci movie
>literally a scene where we get to see a little boys dick
>literally a scene where we see to adults cocks at he same time
>literally a scene where some guy massages his horses anus to make him shit then throws the faeces at a bourgeois scum
>the ending of the movie is literally the triumph of the communist peasants against the bourgoisie
>the very last act of the communist gerillas is to surrender their rifles to the government

Keep in mind this movie is from 1976 so I can only imagine how degenerate Europe is by now
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>>67086238
that sounds like the average day in Italy
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Jesus Christ
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Is that some European horse pussy?
mmmmmm

Don't see what's the problem.
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>>67086238
37 stinky dinky
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>>67086238
>See dicks/cocks

OH LORD PROTECT ME FROM THIS VILE APPENDAGE! I MUST CLEANSE MYSELF IN GORE AND VIOLENCE! USA! USA! USA!
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i remember a norwegian film I saw in class many years ago

is-slottet - the ice palace

it had two underage pussies in it, both the girls were like 9-10 years. it also looked like they were about to have some lesbo sex too

actually a really great film too
recommend it
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I wanna see the horse poopie scene
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YUROPOORS
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>>67086238

>literally
>literally
>literally

Fuck sake dude. I'm not wanting to be a dick, I'm sure you're a cool guy but stop using literally in a completely redundant fashion in every fucking sentence. Serious people will not take you seriously if you do this.
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>>67086839
this
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>>67086238
dat horse vagina
mmmm
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Italy always had a love of the "last", the poor, the defeated and the forgotten.
This comes from Catholicism obviously, and the whole idea that the "the last shall be first, and the first last" is utterly adored, from Saint Francis onward.

Other than Catholicism, then, we get socialism: Italy had the BIGGEST COMMUNIST PARTY OF ANY WESTERN COUNTRY.

The two biggest funerals in our history were: 1 a Pope, 2: the secretary of the Communist Party.

There is nothing to see for Americans in our movies really.

Don't be surprised of the omnipresence of full blown communist ideas in the '60s and '70s or even '80s in our cinema.

And the parts of the population that are anti-communists still have a good chance of being Catholics and loving beggars and poverty.

Fascism itself, despite being illegal and eradicated every time it pops its head up again, is nothing but the idea that the weak masses can be "bundled" in a fascio and become stronger/useful. It still has a place (pretty prominent) for the common folk.

So do not expect, ever, to watch an Italian film and see a guy boasting for his achievements and being portrayed in a positive light.
The losers are the celebrated figures, always.

As for the dicks, it's normal stuff, that part only seems weird because for Americans every time a cock hangs out it's to penetrate something sexually, whereas we spent 1000 years of history with our floppy dongs hanging free under a tunic. Dicks =/= sex or sexual deviancy/meaning. But I'm sure you heard this a million times already.
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I wish someone would massage me to poo poo
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>>67087081
as a pastanigger, I cringed reading this post
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>>67086238
This is why Europe needs Islam
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There's an italian film with CP on it

12 year old running nakes and fucking some guy, I forget the name but it's out there
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>decide to watch a classic American movie
>it's the same shit as always and it stinks
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>>67087134
Islam was founded by a pedophile
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>>67087207
good
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>>67086238
are you literally upset?
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>>67087042
>>67086839
>I literally cannot enjoy anything unless there's underage dicks and bestiality featured prominently
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>>67087485
Kids have penises. Horses poop. This is just the way it is.
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>>67086238
please note how all this is elegant and classy
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>>67087682
Think of the children!
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>>67086238
1900 is one of Bertolucci's worst films.
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>>67088003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_Jn4gdwls8
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>>67087159

salo, 120 days of sodom
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>>67087081
only good italian movies are mob movies
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>>67088461
Westerns?
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>>67086238
>bourgeois

Never liked that sauce. Too tart.
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>>67089084
Only the one with the guy dragging the coffin everywhere.
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>>67089320
Oh I haven't seen that one. But the dollars trilogy are some of my favourite movies.
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