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where did this hipster doofus get his money from?
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where did this hipster doofus get his money from?
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wasn't it implied that he was always doing shady shit?
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Gay4Pay
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He got schizophrenia bucks from the government
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He sold drugs
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his father invented toaster studels
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His book, "Astonishing Tales of the Sea"
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>>67066786
this.
He knew all those shady people for a reason
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He fell ass backwards into it, and had sex without dating
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From the magazine about coffee tables, duh. Before that he subsisted off of scraps from Newman.
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he cut an endorsement deal with Hennigan's scoth whiskey
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>>67066864
i see SOMEBODY knows the lore
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well he doesnt spend much, maybe he owns the condo. probably sales drugs on the side or does odd jobs
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President of Kramerica Industries
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>>67066691

I like to imagine he does a lot of gay porn.
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I thought it was fairly implied he's from eccentric old money
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>>67066691
shitty sitcoms.
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he lived off his savings from working at H&H Bagels
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He probably had a successful career at some point, then gets by doing various get-rich-quick scams.

>tfw mum would always stop and talk to town bum
>christmas time comes around
>rocks up with presents for all of us
>turns out dude is actually rich from old money and just mentally ill, likes spending his time hanging around the town centre
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>>67066691
HEY NO BAGEL NO BAGEL NO BAGEL NO BAGEL NO BAGEL NO BAGEL
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>>67066691
what the fuck makes you think he needed money?

theres no indication he rented his apartment, he couldve owned it

what money did he spend? the old car he drove? the old clothes? the lack of food?

im trying to think of when he did splurge... that hot tub was probably the extent of his purchases in 14 years

he played golf

from logic the last job he had was in the bagel place and then he went on strike for 10 years... so obviously he didnt need that income to survive

he wouldve been living off modestly paying investments. probably a landlord or nice dividends in the sharkmarket.
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>>67066691
wasnt the coffee table book fairly successful? And hes always doing odd jobs
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>>67066691
Aside from his random ventures, he is shown gambling.
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