Thank you Di$ney for ruining all the mystery and intrigue in the Star Wars universe. I can't wait for more gender and race gimmicks and robots designed to sell toys. Fuck outta here. TFA was one of the most offensive films I've ever seen. Pandering to manchildren who line up to buy cheap bits of plastic and libcucks.
I will never forgive Jew Jew for the abortion of a film, but the afterbirth of Daisy Ridley. Can't wait for Jennifer Lawrence 2.0 to be forced down my throat
>OMG she's so cute!
>OMG she's such a great actress, I want to see her in EVERYTHING
Just like Chris Pratt and all the 'big' name actors of this generation, they can't act for shit, yet continuously get cast in undeserving roles.
>Ridley as Lara Croft
>Chris 'arrogant' Pratt
>Jennifer Lawrence as every Mystique
>Jennifer Lawrence as 30/40 year old women
>>67057217
It's a kid's movie, lmao
>>67057217
You will die alone, afraid and in pain.
>>67057217
Am I the only one who finds Chris Pratt really average and def would not want to see him in an Indiana Jones film?
>>67057217
Here, I'll help you out:
You are everything that's wrong with America.
Now, go ahead and do the thing for the Zoo movie.
>>67057217
Now Ridley as Lara Croft I really wanna see with Mark Hamill playing her father lmao
>>67057217
>>67057217
You realize that ALL of the SW movies, save for the original, were made for the SOLE purpose of selling toys, right?
>>67057217
Jokes on you op: this movie made me buy 20+ toys and I regret nothing!!
>>67057691
Yeah but the difference is kids of those generations deserved them.
Millennials deserve nothing but pain and misery.
>>67057217
How can you not resist a new Han figure?
>>67057748
you certainly do.
>>67057748
You realize that you're likely a millennial yourself, right?
>>67057691
>still believing this
>>67057760
does he have a hole in his chest?
>>67057217
At least you have the new ghostbusters to look forward to.
>>67057801
Well actually the SW toy market did not pick up until Return of the Jedi. Lucas then realized that he could make billions by selling toys.
>>67057836
No but it comes with refillable tears.
>>67057217
What mystery? What intrigue? You do realize every SW movie/trilogy is shallow as fuck, right?
>>67057836
LOL good one anon
>>67057859
Don't forget the new Japanese Godzilla: Resurgence film that comes out in July!
Gonna be awesome cos it ain't cgi
>>67057760
>hand on the belt
Sorry Kylo, but you don't get to have friends.
>>67057859
Don't remind me
>>67057217
>taking Star Wars this seriously
I'm glad you overgrown manchildren are finally discovering that this whole franchise is silly space shit that sells lots of toys and is pretty fun to watch. The new one was a fine Star Wars movie, I also love the older ones and grew up with it and bought lots of toys. This is absolutely not worth getting upset and autistic over, people like that make me want to distance myself from enjoying Star Wars
>>67057760
>When the lightsaber goes through you just right
>>67060016
U wot
>>67057776
yeah but all you kids born after 1998 or so are worthless, some of you are okay but my god what a useless degenerative generation
>>67057883
This is objectively wrong.
