JJ Abrams is set to direct a 2018 reboot of LOTR
What would be different?
>>67036301
Your stupid cuntface wouldn't be making this post.
for a start, Frodo and Sam are now girls
All the actors will be black except the elves.
Aragorn and Arwen will change position: she is the queen of Gondor, and he's a helpless shy elf.
All the hobbits are girls.
The makersbwill probably go like:
>The 00s trilogy kept as close to the books as it intended, and we believe trying to make Another strict-by-the-book versión wouldnt be the best way to approach this remake.
>Doing so, wouldnt really give us more than what was done in the past which is already inmensely great. Thats why we decided the best way Would be to make an updated, current-time, versión of the movie.
>For instance, we believe the caharcter of Aragorn can be equally portrayed by a strong black lead. Of course he Would be a man since this is still medieval times and sucesión lines was through males in the past.
>of the four hobbits, we want to make them as varied as posible considering our actual society and how they represent the common man. Thats why we will cast multicultural actors, representan all races. Black, asían, indican and whites. Of course 2 will be famale, equality cant be left aside.
>>67036539
/thread
Also I now want to die
>>67036323
but they still have cocks, and lesbian parents. And they are morbidly depressed.
I wonder what the hell happens to all those orcs and evil things in Middle Earth without some evil force to command them.
Do they just diminish like elves into nothing over time or do they achieve some evolutionary jump and start building communities on their own.
Frodo would be a Mary Sue woman, so when she recieves Sting from Bilbo, she would immediately cut down a hundred orcs with ease, and also beating Sauron in the mindwrestle when putting on the ring.
uruk-hai attacked helms deep not orcs
No director will ever have the guts to touch a LOTR re-boot.
>>67036697
Uruk-hai are a breed of orcs.
I wouldn't care at all because I wouldn't watch it and anybody who had any interest in LOTR would watch the originals and see them as superior in every way. It's a sure outcome. A remake will never top them, ever.
Have no concern over JJ making a remake. It'll perform badly.
>>67036539
>going for diversity angle
>including a white
nice try, shitlord
>>67036301
Frodo and Sam are full gay, as are Gandalf and Saruman. Sam is also black. Grima and Saruman's relationship has undertones of sexual abuse. Gimli is a dyke. Arwen is strong independant woman who needs no man. Eowyn's and Eomer's roles are switched.
>>67036539
>>67036911
>Part of the creative crew considered having a white person among the "Common Persons" would not be a rational portrayal of our current society, But after heated debates around the idea, we considered casting Frodo and Sam as the two strong females of the hobbit group, and to portray the current society Frodo would be played by a black actress and Sam by a white one. This current-year heavy relationship of blacks and whites as brothers would truly encompass what we perceive in the era of today.
>We are considering having Leslie Jones and Melissa McCarthy, from the succesful Ghostbusters movie, to portray the characters due to their great chemestry on screen.
>Regarding the issue of having too many male leads as seen in the old movies, specially during the first movie with the full macho Fellowship, we decided having Legolas and Gandalf characters portrayed as females.
>Now that we mention the subject of Legolas, elve will still be portrayed as racist white blondes. Meanwhile Dwarves will be portrayed as strong friendly Arabs, who only defend their tradiotions from the insults of others, in a non violent way. The common clash between racist elves and firendly dwarves will be addressed through the movies and the relationship betwen Female blond Legolas and Proud Dwarf Gimly will only get better in a friendly/romantic way.
>>67036669
why does spiderman look like a bag?
>>67036669
Isn't the entire point of captain Britain that there is a whole corp of them across the multiverse? Why get mad at this
>>67037651
Spider"man" is supposed to be "otherkin" or some other stupid bullshit, also spider"man" is female and black or something in this comic
>>67036359
Arwen wasn't helpless or shy tho
>>67036359
>except the elves
The elves would be the first to be changed to blacks and/or transsexual.
