>"No, I saw your offer. It was just too low."
What was the offer, /tv/?
>>67032852
Pay was ok but the shooting schedule was too long.
>>67032852
Empty Tic Tac container.
Half full and he would have jumped.
>>67032852
He didn't get a thumbs up from the director.
the pay was fine
the problem was he'd already finished filming
>>67032852
A contract to appear in less than 100 filmsthat week
>>67032852
He was rejecting appearing in the MCU. Too low even for him.
>>67032852
a DVD-R disc with a little scratch
>>67035404
>implying that's not what he wants to be paid with
We tried to pay him with a bottle of lotion, but he only goes for the aloe vera kind. We unfortunately did not have enough in the production budget to go back to the store and buy another bottle.
you offered him earphones for his mp3 player but he wanted headphones
you also promised him a wire that would give his phone a camera
he has back problems so couldn't bend down to pick up the offer from a low table
>mr. roberts we can do 5% of the gross, or 3% and 10% of the residuals
>i don't know about this
>or we can offer cab fare, 2 40s, a banana and a pack of menthols
>you got a lighter? or some matches?
>uhhh unfortunately no
>somebody get me a tinderb-
>can somebody just go to the store for mr. roberts
>get me a pen too
>>67032852
Half the money he needed for a cab home
>>67032852
Three bottles of cough syrup.
>>67032852
A share of the Doritos packet and a bummed cigarette.
>I'll do it for this glass of water
>uhh Eric that was free and complimentary
>done
Eric will do anything for a chewed gum and an half eaten can of warm beans.
>>67032852
I offered him a ham sandwich but I'd eaten the bag of cheetos earlier in the day, he wanted both
>>67032852
whats in my pocket
A pat on the back and a half finished can of diet coke.
>>67032852
Keep laughing, bitch niggaz
>>67040747
forgot pic
>>67040779
His sister loaned him 7.99 million.
>>67041000
underated tbqh
>"Mr Roberts we had this idea we think you'd be per-"
>"I've already filmed it"
>>67032852
>"Mr.-"
>"Say no more, I've filmed it as we were speaking."
>tfw watched national security the other day
pretty good movie
the scene where eric roberts ties up a black woman and then shoots at her black boyfriend and shouts "14/88 ARYAN PRIDE" was pretty out of line though
I want to drop a load in Emma's moist mouth.
>>67032852
They didn't give him permission to bring his dog on set.A͏̡̭̜̭N̙̞̮̝͈͡D̴̬͎̪̱͚̟̫ͅ ҉͏͉͓̦̪T̛͏̝̰͖͔̭̪̰H̥̹̳̯ͅÉ̙͇̯̳̮Y҉͠͏͓̦͈͓̱̺̻ ̴̯̞̠̻̺͢͢W̬̬̲̘͓̠̣Ì͞͏̪̯̼̗ͅL҉̝̣͙̠͟L͓̹̥͡͡ ̢̤̱̞̣̩͇͇̜̥̕P̵̡͚̬̭̞̠̫A͕̤̘̬̙Y̨͕̠̗ ̷̬̰́F̧̻̺̳̳͡O̰̣͙̝͖͍͔Ṛ̷̲͚̞̖́ ͖̥̞̖̹̱̝͝Į͚̞͚͠Ṱ̸̳͇̺̙͇̤̕ͅ
pic related
>>67032852
A leading role in Grimsby
>>67032852
They offered him 3 million dollars, he said it was too low morally.
>>67040779
>8 million dollars
JUST
>>67040779
8 million? That's almost a dollar for every movie he's been in.
It was $100 cash and a bag of day-old McChickens.
He prefers Big Macs, I feel.
>>67042444
who is this kremlin gremlin?
>>67034664
This kek
>>67042471
Keking tbqh
>check his imdb out of curiosity about this meme
>413 acting credits
yikes
>>67042471
jej
