>only sixteen movies lined up for April so far
he must be getting old and tired
>>67032632
What does he charge per role, like a grand?
>>67032717
A lukewarm Mandarin Jarritos, half a watchamacallit bar and a nice footstool.
I feel like you could google Eric Robert's personal cell number because he doesnt need an agent
>>67032785
If I'm not mistaken, his wife is his agent.
>>67032717
whatever phone chargers you have lying around, a firm handshake and you network n recommend him as an actor
>>67032760
A half a pack of newports, and a back rub
>>67032760
Actually according to SAG, monetary compensation is required. Even if it's "scale", which is the minimum wage in Hollywood.
You're an idiot if you think he works for food.
>phone doesn't ring for 20 minutes
>start considering suicide so your daughter gets the life insurance because you're convinced your career has died
>>67032865
I've seen him in so few films. I don't know how.
How can he turn up in big blockbusters, and then minor stuff from then on? No other actor seems to have to do so much.
>>67032717
A candle and a box of matches to keep him warm during the winter.
>>67032865
a quiver for his arrows and a Sourdough Jack that one of the sound guys took a huge bite from.
>>67032717
20$ bucks and you have to let him push the buttons when you're on the elevator.
>>67032717
mostly props on set he can barter in exchange for food and other staples at his local open flea market
>>67032916
>a quiver for his arrows and a Sourdough Jack that one of the sound guys took a huge bite from.
I don't speak fedora, Lard-ass of the Ring.
>>67032894
You look like the kind of moron that thinks actors work for consumables.
>>67032907
Because he can take it. Because he's the actor Hollywood needs, but not the one we deserve right now.
>>67032976
>>67032976
>Lard-ass of the Ring.
I meant Gary Potter and The Deathly Cholesterol Level
>>67032976
6/10
>>67032717
a bible with alot of the middle pages cut out in the shape of a gun.
I only know him from Dead or Alive
>>67033027
Is that how many toes you have left due to Mtn. Dew and Type 2 diabetes?
>>67033060
i only know him for Expendables
>>67033060
He was Mafia Maroni in Dark Knight
>>67033119
oh yes that too
>>67033060
I only knew him from his groundbreaking appearance in the akon music video smack that, he stole the show from eminem and akon
>>67033060
He's in Mr Brightside too,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGdGFtwCNBE
>>67032819
She must be getting him all these roles so he's out of the house because she must be addicted to the BBC.
>>67033169
>>67033323
hahahaha what??
please tell me he's in both BvS and Civil War
>>67033444
he is the key to all of it
>>67033489
he's a funnier character then we've ever had before
>>67032717
a burner phone and 3 Big Macs
>scrolling through putlocker, looking for a recent action movie to watch
>condemned 2
>"lel, i wonder how bad this is"
>watch trailer
>mfw eric roberts is one of the stars
>>67032865
>You're an idiot if you think he works for food.
He's said he sometimes takes a role just for the trip if it's shooting someplace nice, and he insists on weekends off.
>>67032717
a half eaten apple, 27 dollars and a free round of minigolf
>>67032717
A pat on the shoulder
>>67032931
kekked
>>67033060
he's Mickey Wolfmann in Inherent Vice, also the fucking cat from A Talking cat!?!
>>67033912
>Look mom, I'm on IMdB
>>67032717
The last slice of pizza and a Starbucks coupon.
>>67032717
5 refurbished tampons and a text message with emojis.
