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>According to IMDB.com, Dimassimo was a child actor with roles on the TV shows “Yes, Dear,” “Reno 911!,” and “House of Payne.”
How come all child actors grow up to be fuckups?
They don't, the ones that do just draw more attention to themselves.
>>67008455
Now THIS is podracing
>he's still an actor
>>67008455
"If i can't be an A-List actor, no one will"!!!!!
Tim Hidefucker is trying this stupid hack gimmick right now as well
>>67008455
Black guy is really pissed he got assigned to Trump lmfao
>22 years old
>balding as bad as my father
Jesus Christ what's in the water these days?
>>67008455
>secret service patch on chest with star
Do americans really think this is being secretive?
>>67008825
He's just thirsty for savage African style violence. Thats why he chose the line of work.
Who will play Trump in the inevitable biopic when the dust has settled?
>>67009005
How do you know he wasn't wearing a jacket over it?
Well, let's see.
>child wants to be an actor
>sure thing, buddy
>get a gig for your child with some television show
>but, there's a catch
>the old, wrinkled, Jewish producer wants to fuck your child in the ass
>just pretend it's method acting, son
>years of ass-fucking later
>child is fucked up beyond all repair
>oh no, no, you can't tell anyone about that producer fucking you in the ass
>child represses the memory
>years later
>former child actor is a complete and utter fuckup of an adult
>goes on fuckup-spree
>why, oh why, would someone do this
>gee I dunno, maybe it's because my ass was whacked like a piñata from the age of 8 years old, onwards
At least you made it in Hollywood.
>>67009005
The Secret Service is just a name. They're not really secret. They protect politicians and do some other random things.
>>67009118
>>the old, wrinkled, Jewish producer wants to fuck your child in the ass
No way they want your penis not the other way around.
t. has a gay boss
>>67009322
>t. has a gay boss
You have to go back.
>>67009683
Why it's a p good job I can go to school and work part time except he always ask me if I have a gf and why I don't have one
>>67009005
that's just the front line guys. they were that to distinguish themselves from the regular crowd and act as security
theres got to be a handful of plainclothes guys in the crowd too
That Secret Service guy looks like a complete dork. He looks like a little kid dressed up for Halloween.
