What went so right?
>>66993858
Can't bruise the cruise
Everything besides mental health
>>66993858
Dianetics
Not much
>>66993869
You are problematic.
>>66993858
He really enjoys what he does and it shows in his movies. Always gives a great performance.
Why doesn't he leave Scientology, bros?
>>66993858
He was born to be the master of the business of show.
>>66993858
Scientology
>>66994725
Because Blackmail is a nightmare to tangle with. If homosexuality is universally accepted in the next 20 years, Cruise will rise like a phoenix.
Scientology obviously cloned him, the real Tom Cruise died 20 years ago.
>>66993858
even with the middle tooth, his teeth are too perfect
>>66993858
thetans
>>66994922
You are a thetan, anon
>>66994009
JUST
Halfway through watching Oblivion my friend tells me he turned 50 when they were filming the movie. I was highly mad&jelly.
>>66997310
>jelly of aging well
Have another smoke anon.
You can get 4 hours sleep in and still be good.
>>66994725
Because it allows him to not pay any taxes on anything ever.
>>66994009
You're being rude and disrespectful anon.
>>66993858
Cant wrong the tom
Scientology replaces his blood and organs with those from 15 year old virgins every two years.
>>66993858
I don't know, but I've loved most things he's been in recently. Mission Impossible 4 and 5 had no right to be so good.
>>66993858
How is he still relevant? It's been years since I saw him in a major movie.
>>66999148
This post is baffling.
He goes to Sheev Palpatine's skin care clinic.
>>66997502
i literally went to buy pack of smokes yesterday and the cashier asked my for my fucking id
and im 27
based genes
>>66999343
>smoker
Careful anon, some of /tv/ don't take too kindly to your ilk
>It's not mission: difficult, it's mission: impossible
Really, John Woo?
>>66999380
>Careful anon, some of /tv/ don't take too kindly to you spreading cancer
Ftfy
