Why would it be nessasary to jerk off twice a day if you could afford high end hookers to fuck you?
>>66988610
gotta keep those numbas up, alright alright alright
>>66988610
i don't think vaginas can grip your dick as hard as your hand can
>>66988659
Yeah but real women, hookers or not are better than your hand, otherwise no one would be so adamant about shitting on virgins
>jerk off twice a day
tfw i barley have enough sex drive to do it once every other day
>>66988610
stockbroker's don't earn a lot of money
In this high stress environment yes.
So it's more like jack off twice at work then fuck a girl later.
>>66988610
Because sometimes sex is trouble, especially for a rich man, sex is probably something he only does when he wants to, rather than us plebs that will take the chance if we get it. On the other hand, jacking off is quick and convenient.
I once jerked off 32 times in one day just to see if I could.
Once every half hour from 7am to 11pm.
Was firing blanks at the end.
>>66988610
>image.png
>>66989048
Sex is troublesome*
>>66988610
>Why would it be nessasary to jerk off twice a day if you could afford high end hookers to fuck you?
Maybe he enjoys having orgasms.
>>66988996
>tfw used to do it at least once a day and would still do it that frequently if i could find oc porn relevant to my interests
it's a hard life when you're not into pro porn and have scoured every site with decent amateur content
>>66988839
That's not true. People shit on virgins (only virgin men though) because it usually means that they're incapable of attracting a sex partner.
>>66988610
Hookers could pull out his plugs
>>66989056
when you get to roughly 20 you can get yourself to climax over and over firing absolutely nothing every 30 seconds or so on repeat Tip for next time
>>66989143
I'll keep that in mind.
Essential Wall Street films?
Only saw:
Wall Street
Wall Street 2
Wolf of Wall Street
Doesn't need to have Wall Street in the name lol
>>66989196
the small tall is quite good
>>66988610
He's not doing it for pleasure, just quick faps throughout the day to relieve stress
But still, he could at least hire a "secretary" to suck him off whenever he needs it
>>66989196
The Big Short
>>66989125
Exactly, and thus resort to masturbation, thanks for proving my point. virgin = weaklings, not real men
>>66989196
Margin Call
Hot Shots Part Deux
>>66988839
lol is this like a weird virgin hypothesis?
Jerking off is still great even if you have a gf, you can have a private moment to yourself. Thinking people who can afford/get pussy don't jerk off is like thinking you need your girlfriend to hold your while you take a shit or getting a hooker to do it.
>tfw I've never masturbated to porn
feels pretty good man
gotta keep a strong imagination
>>66989544
>Thinking people who can afford/get pussy don't jerk off is like thinking you need your girlfriend to hold your while you take a shit or getting a hooker to do it.
Flawless logic there pham
>>66988610
>he thinks that women fuck men
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>66989544
Sex is about procreation and pleasing your partner, so masturbation is inherently selfish.
>>66988996
you should workout or something. always gets me really going.
>>66989400
>he discriminates men from whether they manage to fuck the few women who notice them
found the utter beta
>>66989400
>Exactly, and thus resort to masturbation, thanks for proving my point. virgin = weaklings, not real men
this indeed. why ?
-because people know that women cannot keep their legs closed
-because people know that most men never amount to anything besides wishing to fuck women
virginity is the best discriminant for people:
-good women are not tramps
-good men manage to make something of their lives (but most men are too pathetic to do something that fucking women).
naturally, this utopia never occurs:
-women spread their legs chasing their fun, especially through sex, thanks to the men ready to serve them
-very few men go beyond women
men never amount to anything besides providing entertainment for women, since providing for women is the easiest thing (even though, most of the time, they will get their orgasms from other men), especially when it comes to giving them gifts.
If I hired a hooker. Would it be a bad idea to tell her I'm a virgin.
>>66990234
A hooker, no, an actual woman who wants to sleep with you, yes.
>>66989941
In this scenario I don't understand how you think fucking women and losing your virgiity as a man makes you pathetic or 'serving women!. they are succeeding biologically where the virgin has failed, that's the most base achievement in life there is. if it wasn't so coveted, again virgins wouldn't be ridiculed
>>66988610
You don't care about your dick being covered in warts and sores and mouth covered in sores were no woman would ever touch you if she knew you had such diseases?
Is anyone else no longer stimulated by porn? I mean, I can force out an orgasm, but in order for it to feel good/be enjoyable I have to get laid (rarely happens) or jerk it to my imagination.
>>66989083
This, holy shit. Lost my virginity recently and after roughly ~2 hours fucking and even a bj I had to finish myself off.
Jerking off is more convenient, and free.
>>66990803
>implying I haven't killed my imagination by beating off to porn 7 hours a day
kek, good one m8
>>66988610
hookers are dirty.
Your hand will never give you the herps <3
>>66990803
this
>>66990838
But it's not real, hence why virgins are shamed
>>66989196
Wolf and Dubs man
everything else is too try hard
>Going out of your way and spending money to get a hooker twice a fucking day.
You can't be that autistic that you don't realize even if you can easily afford it this is still a huge pain in the ass compared to watching a few vids on your chosen porn site and jacking it real quick. Sex is great and all but not required for an orgasm and some times all you need/want is an orgasm. Bringing another person into the equation is just complicating shit.
As a normie who can have sex on a regular basis, sometimes you just don't want sex. Even with a hooker, there's going to be some level of effort involved outside of yourself. Sometimes it's nice to just throw some porn on and jerk off. It's relaxing, whereas sex really isn't. That, and sex isn't always good, and sometimes you can't convey properly what you need to make it good. But if you're jerking off, and something feels off, you instinctively know what to change.
>>66988610
When you actually have sex on a regular basis and it's always free to you then you'll understand OP
>>66988996
Low test
Please don't have children, it's hard enough on coming generations to have to live in a world that smothers them with a safety blanket. Please don't damn several generations with children who also have the test levels of a woman and damn their existence to be faggots
>>66991472
So why is there a cultural stigma around males losing their virginity as soon as possible, or if they don't they are losers?
>>66991515
i have no desire to bring innocent life into this cess pitt of an existence
so if your utopian society ever occurs then you can thank anon for not infesting it with nobodies
>>66991531
Because in most cases makes who DONT lose their virginity before a certain age ARE indeed creepy losers. Who smell bad and live with their parents. And may be naturally ugly. It's genetically programmed to like beautiful things and getting laid is proof that someone thinks you're attractive enough to at least procreate with.
If virgins weren't in most cases creepy fucking losers or shy introverts you think society would shit oh them? But then they wouldn't be Virgins of the opposite was true don't you think? Obviously it's just a sign something is wrong with that person.
Those are rookie numbers
>>66989196
Would Boiling Room count?
>>66991691
so if you had sex but then after became a creepy loser who smells bad and lives with their parents, is that somehow LESS bad than if you grew up like that?
>>66991776
You have the ability to atleast be a Normie. So it's different.
forever alone virgins don't have the self awareness to change
>>66991819
If you started out a forever alone virgin but actually made earnest strides to "get gud" is that still shameful because you haven't had sex with someone? (My situation, I'm 24, had a few chances in high school to have a gf but never did too chicken, no clue about women)
>>66991911
If you ask me if you're fairly attractive /take care of yourself etc. no one would care or even notice. If it ever came up you could just play it off that you're waiting for marriage or some bs. Maybe just say you're religious/shy. Girls will WANT to take your virginity if you actually look alright and workout etc
>>66991964
I do undersand the need to be clean, have proper hygiene, be healthy, especially around women/in public
It's taken me awhile but I'm getting there. I still fuck up a lot, but I'm starting to regularly do shit I should have been doing years ago
Child of divorce what can I say, I'm trying, swear to god. sometimes I can try too hard though, so I'm trying to figure how to balance it all
>>66992037
I'm also child of divorce and I fucked up plenty. My real dads in jail right now honestly . You just need to be aggressive, no fucking around with women you want to bang. Make it very clear. Also working out helps ALOT. A bit of muscle and low body fat goes a looooong way. I believe in you.
If you're kinda handsome get tinder also. Every girl you match with is on there to bang. Serious
>>66992037
Don't be afraid of women. Girls 20 and up are horny as fuck all the time remember that. As for trying to hard stop that if they don't want it they wont give it. It's plain to see when they do .
>>66992110
When you say no fucking around what do you mean, curious
I sorta know what you mean about the aggressiveness. I'm not god awful talking to women or anything, I try to be engaging and let them speak their peace before sharing myself, etc although I do drop my spegetti and get those uncomfortable silences sometimes more often than not
>>66992177
You're so right, over the years and rejection I've developed a conscious possibly even subconscious fear of rejection/humiliation from women. I want them to fear me, fear as in respect, trust, etc
>>66992197
I mean no shit that leads to them friend zoning you because you listened to them mouth off about their ex boyfriend for 30 minutes. Asking them to hang out as soon as possible . (If they really want the d they will just come to your place right away, some you actually have to go on a date or something before bringing them over). Getting their number, playful commenting on their body etc.this is a lot easier over text like on tinder or something too obviously since there is less pressure. But works in real life too.
Come on strong man
>>66992341
Fuck you're so right about the 'after listening to them for 30 min about their ex' part
I want to be strong more than anything, I've been weak my whole fucking life, and women see it too
When you jerk off, you determine the time and place. You make the rules. When you buy a hooker, you're stuck with what you get whether you finish in five minutes or twenty or never.
>>66992285
They'll respect you more when you come off as a player and get in their face. You approach with that kind of confidence and she thinks you're attractive you're in there. Next step is just getting the number and asking to hang out ASAP. No bullshitting like I said before. You can flirt a little but the initial advance must be FAST trust me on this. Waiting around she will lose interest. Like I said though if you workout and have some muscle girls naturally eye you up and you can tell. I've had girls I could clearly tell wanted my dick just by looking and how they talked around me
>>66988610
because he's too damn busy. That's why he masturbates twice a day, because of the pump and stress.
>>66992384
Yep man cut that shit out. She mentions her ex it's time to skidaddle she's already disrespecting you. Force your will on her and dictate the conversation. In person tell her she's cute or something. Poke fun at her and just bullshit. Honestly myself I don't say much. I get the number and immediately I'm seeing what she wants to do together. She wants to come over I'm in
>>66992427
Would you agree after having proper hygiene being healthy etc the literal most important thing women respond to is ambition?
Like if you're going somewhere have a goal that's real, chicks will undoubtedly like you more, even if you're a slob?
Also one more thing, is it true that the being an asshole thing works? I really don't like mindgames and shit or female drama in general, so is it better to just be myself but be outgoing or should I go full dickhead on women and think less of them?
>>66988996
Nigga I can't go a single night without jerking off and I almost always do a morning fap, evening fap, and before bed fap. I'm sorry.
>>66991531
>>66991691
This. Look at that football player who Teebo says he's a virgin, all the women want to fuck him, all the men think he's secretly gay, proud religious parents send their whore children to church to hear sermons about why he's a great example, all because he's ripped as hell cute dude getting rich playing football and sticking to his retarded beliefs. No one talks poorly about him because he's attractive and successful and athletic. But if you're a virgin you're usually an unattractive social nightmare with bad genes, no goals, and no thought process capable of bettering yourself.
>>66988839
>real women
>different from hookers
Anon, I will pull the wool from your eyes
>>66992485
I was told that saying a women is cute or flirting like that is bad because you're giving confirmation to her that you think she's physically attractive which makes her not interested in you because she's constantly seeking the approval to herself.
Maybe I'm wrong cuz she gets that all the time especially from beta orbiters and I want her to need me for validation
>>66992543
Ofcourse a woman will like you more if you're not a fuck up and do your job well. That goes along with the working out thing. It already shows you're a motivated person with some muscle mass . If you behave at work like its important and you're able to handle business you'll get major points . From my experience.
As for being an asshole it CAN work but honestly being attractive to the girl is much more important. As long as you don't kiss ass and make fun of her from time to time, like in a narcissist I'm better than you and I know it kind of way you're in there. You have to kind of make her feel insecure by being able to shit on her on other aspects of life and bringing light to her negative aspects . That's where the whole asshole deal comes from. A girl will fuck a nice guy with a big dick nice face and 6 paCk for sure though
>>66992616
You can get away with it if it's just an initial opening liner or something you just sneak in. You don't have to call her cute say the way she smiles is cute or something. Just find a way to express initial interest is all . If a girl has a fat ass and wearing a tight dress she knows what you're after man but that's If you come at her strong . Like a black dude talking to a fat booty white girl. See how they do it.
>>66992771
one last thing, I'm learning by the way thank you, but
if being attractive is so important, where does the idea that women see men as atms like we see them as sex objects?
How do you handle money with women, etc
If she's hot, she can get sex from anyone.
>>66992771
Also, and I swear I'll let the thread die after this but
If I see a chick I like from time to time, but she's always with her faggot bf who I could probably kill with one hand and who looks like he doesn't have hair on his balls, what do I do?
Acknowledge them? Say hi and leave? casually converse or don't even bother? Yes I am jealous she's cute and way to young (16) to be fucking this Justin Bieber motherfucker, and I think of her more as my sister but still
Male virginity is an American meme. No one cares about it outside the states.
>>66992869
By lowering your standards.
You're not getting a 10/10 right off the bat , those girls are literally getting paid to get fucked by guys way richer than you.
It is wholeLy possible though to hook up with a hot chick from like your work or something if play your cards right . As I said about aggressiveness and attractiveness if you can get her over to your place by doing that. For girls If you find any under 21 offer alcohol. Don't pay for the date if you do go out unless you can FOR SURE tell she's really feeling you and you can bring her back to your place after too . You missed your chance if you're not in college to just use being broke as an excuse to just hang out fuck in the dorms I'm afraid . But you could easily still just go to your place if possible. That's your first objective. Date a girl you actual feel you have chemistry with and want a relationship.
This is all just my advice that worked for me. So , yeah goodluck. Hit the weights and go bag one
>>66992869
>if being attractive is so important, where does the idea that women see men as atms like we see them as sex objects?
women want entertainment
men that women see as handsome are, according to women, a the best bet to be entertaining, at least in bed, even in missionary.
TO be handsome is not enough, but it is the prime manifestation of the assurance to make women have fun. The second is the money, since women want to be entertained out of bed too.
Now, most women think that they deserve better than most of the men who talk to them. BUT, women do not want to take any risk, so they refuse to talk to men who are out of their league.
>>66993022
She has a boyfriend. Mentions she had a boyfriend. And Expresses no interest in you? Leave her alone. Handle your own business. Say hi and leave it at that. She'll break up with him eventually she's young. Just be ready for the rebound . Have her facebok or something so you can message her when it falls apart.
Also dont fucking go to jail man lol. Wait a year
>>66993123
I don't want to fuck her she's so young and I'm such a spaz
Idk it's just so awkward that she's literally the only chick there and I have to see both of them now that she brings him everywhere
I'll say hello and just leave it at that, you're right
I just want to say thank you for the advice,
What I don't understand about the scene is that Jordan originally didn't want to fap twice a day but he told him that it's necessary in order to succeed
>>66991515
>don't "damn" future generations to be hedonistic fucking deviants
Fuck off degenerate
>>66988610
Matthew McConaughey's character was a guy who worked somewhere between 100 and 120 hours a week to make about 100k a year, most of which went to the expenses of living in new york. The character existed to show that stockbrokers before belfort were jerkoffs, literally. Jerkoff being a brand of loser.
>>66993268
Why's he look so cocky in that scene then? Thumping his chest and all
I guess I should watch this movie huh
>>66993176
She'll be done with him in a couple of months.
No prob though man
What the fuck is above me. I see some desperate fucking faggot begging for """"advice"""" from these whiteknight superficial millenial shits like a cuck lmao
Kill yourself
>>66989811
I'm a selfish guy
>be me
>1/8th nigger
>white but have a nigger facial structure
>nigger girls hit on me
>find black girls unattractive
>tfw 19 and a kissless virgin
hopefully when i go to college next year i get a qt WHITE roomate in dorm
>>66993176
Just buy a fucking whore you fucking faggot cuck
It's not a big deal
>>66993350
UUUU
>>66993390
>Meanwhile I'm bleaching all of them
Cuck/8 is still a cuck
>>66991531
>why is there a cultural stigma around males losing their virginity as soon as possible, or if they don't they are losers?
There isn't.
Only insecure weirdos who think they are "self aware" think that
>>66993456
>There isn't.
4chan has a whole board about it, hell, you can see it in most of them. Putting your fingers in your ears won't make it go away.
>>66993312
Because losers are always like that. Its why they're losers.
It's the job
I have done sales, I masturbate everytime i went to a WC break.
Good money for non-college education at the time but shitty life
>>66993390
Is your dick big though
Why go to the strenuous effort of pleasing a 7/10 for some mediocre sex when you can wank all myriads and flavours of 10/10 pornography?
>>66988610
MGTOW
>>66993594
women in porn arent THAT hot
>>66993624
especially not in the 80s.
>>66988610
you can't bring hookers to your office in like 5 minutes, while you can go to bathroom and cum in like 10 minutes tops
>>66989143
I dont think that this is healthy
Hookers aren't so fucking cheap that you can hire them twice a day, every day.
Masturbating is free, quicker, less complicated, much more practical, you'd have trouble getting hard while coked out etc.
I'm seriously dumbfounded by the fact that you asked such a stupid question.
