"Please enjoy our complimentary smoked salmon snack included with your cinema ticket."
me? I'd serve crab legs
>>66949860
I thought you said there would be chili and sea bass?
>>66949882
This is not a shitty Spielberg-Chrichton movie that is only passable when viewed through the nostalgia lens, sir.
>>66949860
It had better be Scottish salmon, non of this Canadian shit
>stinking up the theater with fish
why would anyone do this
>here is your vegan meal
>>66950141
I'd eat it.
>>66950141
gross nigga
>a glass of salad
>>66949860
If I were to accept their offer and eat this, knowing full well that i'm allergic, would I be able to sue?
>eating any fish besides tuna
Enjoy that Mercury poisoning you fucks
>>66950219
Is this bait.
Tuna has high mercury, not salmon.
>>66950219
>eating seafood at all
Enjoy alzheimers.
>>66949860
ive never heard of putting capers on salmon. seems the fish's brinyness wouldnt go well with the capers saltyness
>>66949860
no thanks but my falcon can eat it
>>66951086
its pretty standard, its quite tasty too!
>>66950163
hello fatass
How do you guys usually circumvent the no singles rule? i just rip the ticket myself and say the person im with is inside & i had to go get something from my car
>>66949860
ain't gonna eat that shit. looks disgusting.
>>66951428
Lower class detected.
I'm more into dadaist & expressionist shitposting. Can't stand this Nouveau tripe, it's way too insincere and derivative.
>>66952323
>dada
Get a load of this pleb. Nice 23's though.
>>66951423
I build a rudimentary skeleton out of crab legs and dress it in a long coat with a balloon for a head and a face mask. I say my friend is sick if they challenge me as we enter with him propped on my shoulder. Throughout the movie I snack on my partners 'bones' and save more than the extra ticket price by avoiding the overpriced crab legs the theater sells.
>>66952412
While I admit Dada isn't for everyone, its tremendous influence on shitposting is undeniable.
>>66952504
Oh, well in that context I absolutely agree with you.
>>66951311
hi tumblr
>>66951086
That's like saying you've never heard of putting mustard on a hotdog.
