how exactly is kill bill not the shittiest movie to ever get praise?
>>66946379
Because it's Pulp Fiction.
>>66946379
Avengers exists
Because Terrence Malick's filmography exists.
>>66946379
Because a galaxy far far away is actually hell
Avatar
>>66946379
Because TFA
yeah those are all pretty bad but they at least try hiding it, kill bill is right in your face and knows it shite
Name a greater pure aesthetic achievement in film.
>>66946379
It was the last good thing he made.
>>66946379
because it's an amalgamation of genres that's the perfect level of self-aware without being self-referential and masturbatory
if you know what he was going for it' pretty much impossible to shit on Kill Bill
>>66947675
lol someone who actually thinks kill bill isnt masturbatory
yeah okay
>>66947592
Devil in Miss Jones part two.
>>66947763
it's light on the humor, the superhuman elements are evenly spread out to keep the perceived threat up, I don't see an issue
>>66947592
ever watch natural born killers?, the movie that did tarantino soo much better than he could ever do that he probably went on suicide watch for not trying to direct himself
>>66947818
>first "volume" ends with one woman literally slicing over a hundred people into pieces without hesitation and is literally the only time something along those lines happens
>the superhuman elements are evenly spread out
do people actually fucking like this movie or are they too afraid to admit they only liked it because they were 13 when they saw it first
>>66947922
she gets pretty fucked up on multiple occasions, it's not capeshit
the 100 henchmen thing was probably the high point for hyperbole.part 2 is better anyway
The last 2 spiderman films.
>>66947825
Tarantino wrote the original script for that, moron
he has story credit
>>66948047
its the only point of hyperbole and the only time she ever gets fucked up is when they try killing her in the beginning and when cowboy madsen puts a deer slug in her, ill give that pt.2 is a little better but they are still the scum at the bottom at the cinematic barrel, not even tarantinos best work
>>66948125
yeah he does, and its still a better film than kill bill and it probably wouldve been a shitfest if tarantino attempted to go further than just the screenplay
>>66946379
It's a fun flick, if you want overrated shit watch Big Trouble in Little China
>>66948546
and thatd be perfectly acceptable if people didnt pretend like it was nothing but just a flick
Kill Bill is excellent. It's legitimately great, among his very best. Incredible blend of genres and corresponding cinematography, heart, action. And room to breathe with the two volumes.
>>66946379
The two movies would have been better as animated films, like an anime.
>>66949002
you do know its okay to grow up right?
>>66948844
So some peoples view of the movie ruined the movie for you. Okay.
>>66948546
>Big Trouble in Little China
>overrated
>bad
I know this is /tv/ and all but you don't have to actually post your shitty opinions to fit in here and you're not admirable for trying.
>>66949105
>>66949105
I'd say the same? I'm likely much older than you. I get that Tarantino's an epic meme here, and he's wacky and stuff, but he's made a few great films.
>>66949156
>he's made a few great films.
>>66949156
hes made a few great movies, yes he has, and theyre not kill bill vlume 1 and volume please give me more money for one movie that i couldnt edit down into less of a shitfest, or django or inglourious basterds
>>66946379
If it was made by a nobody you guys would have loved it and you know it, you hipsters.
>>66949859
>movie is only praised because it circle jerks old karate cinema in the most masturbatory way possible
>only hipsters dont like it
yeah that makes sense i guess
It's Tarantino's magnus opus desu
>>66946431
kek
>>66946379
I give Kill Bill a pass just for having Kaboom cereal on screen.
Also the fights, despite being inspired by wonky retarded kung-fu cinema, had a gravity to them.
>>66949951
I don't remember any karate moves though bromigo
>>66947675
>without being masturbatory
>Beatrix: What do you want to watch?
>B.B.: Shogun Assassins!
>Shogun Assassin: When I was little, my father was famous. He was the greatest samurai in the empire and he was the shogun's decapitator. He cut off the heads of lords. My father would come home to Mother and when he would see her, he would forget about the killings. He wasn't scared of the shogun, but the shogun was scared of him.
Maybe that was the problem. One night, the shogun sent...
Bravo! It's like poetry because it's one of the four most obvious movies you ripped off wholesale.
