Yeah, I'm thinking he'sfucking Ana deArmas irl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su72UDDUPko
>>66925806
>don't let Keanu talk in the trailer
Smart.
Based Keanu dropping hits lately, NOICE!
U OWE M DAT MOCH
>>66925806
My most anticipated movie of 2016, looks perfect
>>66925806
i thought he's fucking that tranny from that show
>home alone
>late at night
>knock at door
>see this
wat do
>>66925806
He has enough with his trannie, leave him alone you vultures.
He's probably having threesomes with Ana and the tranny.
>>66927362
FREE FUCKING PIZZA
>>66927362
a bowl of eggs
>>66925806
she's like a hotter version of lexi belle.
this is that movie that got stolen from the director and butchered by the studio (version 722.0), right?
pass. ill torrent it just for the suffering and because ill watch ana de armas do anything, but i aient payin for this shit
Was that just this picture of Danny Hoch shopped into another photo??
Good lad.
>>66925806
he looks pretty old in this trailer, nice CGI
Keanu Reeves literally dated a tranny.
I can no longer see him as a man.
>>66927362
Fuck their brains out what else. These chicks wouldn't have been turned down by literally any heterosexual male ever.
>>66929627
But they would've turned down your fat ass.
>>66929750
You don't know how hypothetical situations work do you
>>66929750
Why do you assume that he's fat?
>>66929797
Because he's on /tv/, and good-looking people have more interesting things to do with their lives than spend hours shitposting on a Vietnamese iconography board.
>>66925806
>mouth lines to deceive people of his immortality
oh u keanu
>>66928094
MELKOOOOOOR
>>66929596
You never saw him as one to begin with. When you've lived for centuries like him, when you've suffered like him, nothing really matters anymore. If you can find a person that can make you happy, then so be it.
is he back?
