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The only watchable Van Dammage movies are Timecop, Hard Target,
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The only watchable Van Dammage movies are Timecop, Hard Target, and Sudden Death. Everything else is shit liked by memelovers. Discuss.
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>>66925034
>no Street Fighter
>no Kickboxer
>no JCVD
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how can you be alive in the last century and not include

>Universal Soldier

Kind of like Enemy of the State it became a little bit less of a fantasy over the years.
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His movies are that kind of shit where you order a pizza, open a beer and smirk along regardless.
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>>66925080

Street fighter is post-van damme, he was no longer in his prime by then

OP forgot about Kickboxer and Universal Soldier though
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Bloodsport is a masterpiece.
Also Cyborg and Universal Soldier: Day Of Reckoning are great.
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>>66925128
>post-van damme
>1994
So obviously Timecop and Sudden Death are as well
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I remember enjoying The Quest when it came out.

Gonna go watch it now and see how badly it's held up.
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>>66925300

I enjoyed it at the time but Van Damme beating the animal style kungfu guy was BULLSHIT
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>>66925034
>Everything else is shit liked by memelovers.

Van Damme would be nothing without Bloodsport and Kickboxer.
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>>66925125

Wait hold the fuck on, are we that close to resurrecting dead soldiers?
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>>66925034
>memelovers

Literally anyone that uses memes is too young for jcvd movies. They're too busy spamming chuck norris memes anyway.
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I enjoyed Street Fighter unironically
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>>66925125

Universal Soldier is awesome, but deep down we all know it's because of Dolph.
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>>66925213
>Universal Soldier: Day Of Reckoning are great.
No anon, that movie is an art house masterpiece

Seriously underrated
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>>66925034

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1FpHWAMFks
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>>66925546
This. It transcends mere "action" and becomes something both truly horrifying and truly beautiful.

Day of Reckoning is ART.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ0sIny4NTQ
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>>66925546

Even Regeneration was pretty damn good.
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>>66925300
>>66925319
If you go back and watch it you will cringe at his fight against the spainard, otherwise it's still pretty decent.

Am I the only one who enjoyed Legionnaire ?
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>>66925669
I thought it was the shit when I was a boy. Haven't seen it since then.
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>>66925625
watching this trailer at 4:30 in the morning is not advised
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Bloodsport and kickboxer.

JCVD movies are comfy as fuck.
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>>66925714
What's the matter, can't handle a few flashing lights? Sounds like you might need some more concrete in your cereal, son.
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>>66925341
>>66925125
https://www.newscientist.com/article/2077140-mammal-brain-frozen-and-thawed-out-perfectly-for-first-time/

Stop watching your capeshits.
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>>66925742
THE LIGHTS ARE BLINDING ME!

the movie looks very interesting though. I haven't had much interest in watching older action stars but the trailer actually looks pretty good and for some reason I trust the anons recommending it.
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Do you have to write the OP as retarded as possible to have a successful thread?
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>>66925743

Thanks dickless
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>>66926531
Its got some of the best action scenes Ive seen in a while
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I just finished watching Enemies Closer.
It was actually pretty...good!
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stick your finger into the tigers anus!

that movie where hes a survival guide guy with kristen schaal lol
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Cyborg and Bloodsport is arguably his le best work.
Cyborg is goat, thanks to the bad guy though.
If you don't like Cyborg you're probably a pleb.
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>>66925523
for me it was tuesday!

raul julia was great, but the rest of the film is pretty shit.
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>>66927920
I LIKE THIS WORLD!
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I watched Hard Target because somebody told me it was so bad it's good and boy was that guy wrong.

It's unironically great.
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>>66925034

>Kickboxer
>JCVD
>Lionheart
>Bloodsport
>Universal Soldier
>Timecop

Fucking kill yourself, JCVD is a treasure.
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>>66927920
Cyborg scared the shit out of me when I was a kid, I thought all of that would happen one day in real life.
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Bloodsport is the best!
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>>66927989
>>66927962
NEW ATLANTA!
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>>66925034
bloodsport&kickboxer are one of the best western martial arts movie

universal soldier regeneration
universal soldier day of reckoning

are the best action movies in the last 10 years
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okay, seriously, If I want to watch Van Damme - which movies would you honestly recommend?
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I love Hard Target's grimy sexy atmosphere. It's one of the most early 90s movies ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSKGr3ueNa4
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>>66928083
How about you simply look at the thread, shitface?
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The biggest twist that is never really revealed is that VanDamn is a actually a Cyborg himself.
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>no bloodsport
go fuck yourselves
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>>66928144

Are you joking right now?
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>>66928174
they leave him on a cross dead, and he comes back to life like Jesus, it's an obvious hint that he's a Cyborg. Too bad the scenario was probably written on a paper towel and didn't invest more in it.
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>>66928160
>mfw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR7ZXekAVt8
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TlAErpZbYM
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JCVD is worth a watch.
it's not really an action flick (even though there's a cool one-shot action scene in the beginning) and more of a reflection on jean claude's character irl and his origins (brussels).
If you like jean claude i recommend watching it.
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