Why is he holding the beer like that?
>>66902297
looks pretty badass 2bh
>>66902297
So Corona will pay him $50,000 to say he likes their mediocre beer.
Damn Vin You Hold The Beer Like That Now?? -MediatakeoutCom 2016-
>>66902297
He holds his beer a quarter mile at a time
So you don't warm the beer faster
>>66902297
He's pretending he's grabbing your cock at the base
>>66902297
That is the proper way to hold a beer (at the neck). Prevents your hands from warming up the beer, the more you know.
Tastes like piss
>>66902464
This. Underage faggots in this thread never tasted alcohol.
>>66902502
>>66902464
>pretending like literally anyone with a neurotypical mindset holds a beer like that
>>66902297
to look cool.
>>66902464
You should hold it by the neck, but you hold it with your thumb, index finger and middle finger.
You don't grab the whole thing and hold it like a hard cock like Vin Diesel does
>Listen Paul Walker you ugly twink faggot, you can choose any fucking drink you want, you can drink my piss straight from the dick like a nursing baby animal if you like, any brew you could imagine with your retarded little faggot brain, as long as it's of the Corona™ Extra® Beer Brand. Remember kid, Corona™. Miles Away From Ordinary.
>>66902297
When I visited relatives in Florida, I held a beer just like this. Kept the beer from getting too warm, and I also was able to stop any bugs from going into muh beer because there were millions of them
Because he's a big guy for you.
>>66902671
>directly quoting a movie word for word
Jesus
>>66902464
>tfw beer cans here in Belgium have ribbles that don't transfer heat so good so you can hold your beer without it getting warm fast
belgium, phd in beer and pedophilia
YOU CAN HAVE ANY BEER YOU WANT AS LONG AS ITS A CORONA
>>66902297
That's actually how you are suppose to fucking hold it, it's why the bottle is shaped that way so you don't warm the beer.
>>66902786
explain this
>>66902297
>h-hey everyone
Goddamnit, looks like we're going 0/3. We're never getting a good Peter Parker.
>>66902740
That's why Belgians is the strongest race in the world. Fact.
>>66902297
this fucking board jesus christ
two reasons
1) to stop the beer heating up in your palm
2) to stop your drink being spiked, which can happen if you're pissed and in a busy club
>>66902338
This desu senpai
>>66902638
Yup. That's how you hold a fowty. Corona actually sells fowties, they're called Familias and taste much better than that cat piss
>>66904430
the familias are 36oz retard and its a dark amber beer
>>66903610
I wonder if this is just the work of one person or a whole team of autists.
>>66903578
a shit tier cheap beverage
>>66904723
>he thinks reporting shit threads on /tv/ works in 2016
i wish
>>66902464
>not pouring your beer in a glass
Filthy fucking pleb.
>>66903578
>mickeys
The only way to drink that is so fast that you can't taste how bad it it.
>>66902297
So you can see the label
>>66902419
this. if you're holding it any other way you're dumb
>>66902419
this
>>66905461
great addition to the thread, chump
>>66904373
most importantly it looks cool
>you should always hold it like Vin
>keeps the warmth out
>he's doin it right
kek he's holding it like a caveman with palsy you faggots.
>>66902297
Low quality bait thread.
That is how Coronas are supposed to be held - especially if you serve it with a lime as you can squeeze the lime against the top rim of the bottle to add more of a zesty flavour.
>>66904920
This makes more sense than the keeps the warmth out fags
>>66902740
>>66903848
BRUSSELS YES
