>all these capeshit threads
>all these adults who watch movies for children
>all these adults who visit an anonymous chinese cartoon site
Thread is now about movies for children that you watch as an adult.
>>66902264
It's probably half children
>>66902264
the average age of /tv/ is 15.
the question is why are you hanging on a website for kids you creepy pedo?
>>66902382
CHILDLETS
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
inb4 the classic retard manchild ">no fun allowed" response
>>66902264
You're pretty smart for a 23 year old.
/tv/ is slowly but surely becoming Capeshit: the board.
>>66902441
You must be great at parties.
>>66902554
Parties are fun and for manchildren.
Real adults die. Why haven't you died yet?
>>66902554
Just to clarefy, you're being satirical now, right?
>>66902554
Yeah, but he probably doesn't go to parties where people chat about children's movies.
>>66902654
>twentysomething
>every social gathering with other twentysomethings
>the topic of Marvel movies comes up at least once
>they're all neurotypicals and normies to boot
There's always at least one or two people with the dissenting voice, like, "I liked Iron Man but I didn't care for the rest," or, "I stopped watching them after Iron Man," or, "I only like the Dark Knight trilogy", but it's almost always a topic of conversation.
I always sit there and don't say a word until it's over. Which is a shame because it would be an easy way to get myself into the conversation, but it's not a conversation I'd like to be a part of.
>>66902423
>15
>pedo
o i am laffin
>>66902792
>>every social gathering with other twentysomethings
>>the topic of Marvel movies comes up at least once
Do you live in hell?
>>66902264
Everytime I watch that movie I hope Mac makes it out that fucking window
>>66902264
>implying anyone on 4chan is over 16
>>66902423
/thread. It's not a meme, OP. You've been arguing with literal teenagers.
>>66903318
i can't believe the dude on right always wanted to be a woman. he doesn't even try to look feminine there unlike the other one
>if I don't like it, it's for children!
>>66902264
>h-hey everyone
Goddamnit, looks like we're going 0/3. We're never getting a good Peter Parker.
>capeshit sticky
This really busts my balls. When is /television/ so I can talk about high art with like minded intellectuals??
>>66903445
He didn't stammer when he said the line. This pasta is inaccurate, sir.
>>66902264
>all of these people who know it's all shit but rationalize it with "IT'S GOOD IF YOU TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF"
>>66903464
/tvg/ is the best solution. All superhero movie/Star Wars/Doctor Who/GoT discussion would then be moved over there instead of cluttering up regular /tv/.
>mfw I'm 24 and I'll probably watch it with my friends
You want me to watch a silent French movie instead? Go fuck yourself you pretentious faggot.
The one good thing about capeshit, or any dumb American action movie, is how perfect it feels to turn on during a hung over weekend morning/afternoon. Capeshit = televised golf of movies.
>>66902594
Why you didn't earlier?
>children
Adults are where the money is. Leave your cave once in a while, you shutin fuccboi.
>>66903640
That's why you're called "man-children"
>>66902792
Is it really a normie thing? Because I have a lot of normie friends and I know of only one that's actually interested in capeshit.
>>66903535
No. Watch it if you want. Just don't call it a good movie when you know in your heart that it's trash.
>>66902352
ms spider gave me a boner
>>66902264
I say we spam all the Spider Man threads, with LOLIS!
>>66903857
they're good for what they are though
>>66903809
Get a job somewhere, 90% are into capeshit flicks.
All girls will be obsessed talking about Deadpool.
Disney made super heroes normalfag as fuck. Deal with it.
>>66903989
They're not. They're shitty action movies with cheesy dialogue and heaps of melodrama that are completely sincere in their attempts at being serious movies.
>>66903989
This
It doesn't try to be 2deep4me. It's just a mindless action movie and it excels in that aspect.
>>66903932
Go away weeb. We like cunny here.
>>66904063
They are fantastic movies with fast-paced, witty dialogue and very little in terms of melodrama, I'm not sure what movies you're watching.
>>66904013
Oh, wait. Just realised this is an American thing. No one where I live is really interested in capeshit.
>>66904063
>cheesy dialogue and heaps of melodrama that are completely sincere in their attempts at being serious movies.
they're trying to be serious in a fun comic book way though
>>66904112
Did you see the civil war trailer. If that's not complete moldrama then I don't know what is.
>/tv/
>adults
pick one
>>66904163
Literally no one takes the drama seriously except for the children/autists.
Learn how to enjoy something without analyzing everything.
>>66903706
Manchildren are a minority. The majority of capeshit fans are adult normies. You'd know this if you'd leave your cave every now and then.
Retard.
>>66904013
This. I know normies who went to see Deadpool twice.
>>66904219
What the fuck is there to enjoy, though? Shitty quips and poorly produced action with sterile and fake looking sets?
>>66904329
Again you are analyzing.
Learn to see with your eyes instead of your mind.
>>66904477
Are you genuinely retarded or something?
>>66904329
>sterile and fake looking sets
only if you pay too much attention to it faggot
>>66904163
The Russo Marvel films don't feel like the others.
>>66904685
Just trying to make you enjoy life you jaded asshole. Go watch a shitty black and white movie all alone and talk about how good it was to your imaginary friends on the internet.
>>66902264
>1.21 Jiggawatts of craziness.
