Honey, I raised the kids.
YOU'RE A NICE GUY
Will he appear in the new ghostbusters?
>>66876763
He turned them down
>>66876763
No but his wife will as a ghost
>>66876679
Now that his kids are old enough (I'd assume), why doesn't he go back to work?
>>66876792
Can't they blackmail him into appearing?
>>66876763
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/features/rick-moranis-reveals-why-he-829779
He turned down Cisbusters.
>>66876794
>>66876840
Rick probably didn't want to be on board when Akroyd was trying to get GB3 off the ground due to his family obligations and as such probably never signed the ridiculous contracts Sony used to blackmail the originals into honoring to avoid litigation.
>>66876840
>Blackmailing a guy who just wants to be a family man
Like the theoretical suing of Murray (who probably just signed on for a fat paycheck) the negative PR would be too much to bare.
Moranis seems to be a wonderful guy.
>>66876825
People change a lot in 5 years, let alone two decades. He probably has no interest in acting any more.
>>66876794
If I were his kid, I'd probably feel a little bad that I contributed to his career coming to a screeching halt.
He wrote this a couple years ago
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/i-profiler
>>66877099
Yeah but his kids were raised by wealthy, loving father and probably didn't grow up stupid.
>>66877099
>wow dad you were in cool movies! Why don't you do them anymore?
Still sorta hoping for Strange Brew 2...
Why do men age so much better than cunts?
>>66876794
goddamn it,
>>66877111
Holy Shit! did anyone else read this with Rorschach's voice?
>>66876792
Damn right he did. Those cunt whores.
>>66876856
what a classy way to tell them he thinks the reboot's gonna suck
>>66877201
Because men don't go around bitching, whining, make fits about everything, and generally being neurotic about everything in this world,
thus wasting precious energy and accelerating the appearance of grey hairs.
Also the amount of wrinkles on your face corresponds to how frequently you make grimaces and how much you distort your face (like from neurotic anger and bitching and crying) over prolonged periods of your life.
The best cure against bad aging is to be unlike a woman:
To be calm no matter what. To always be calm. To sleep properly.
>>66877307
... and yet, here you are. Bitching.So am I
Yeah he's pretty based. He also makes music now
>>66877342
That's because i don't give a fuck about aging.
I have put on muscles, i will keep putting on Hulk mode muscles,
and i don't give a fuck if i end up becoming Hulk in appearance in the process. Bad aging will only help me.
It really bothers me that this picture mentions fucking Honey I Shrunk the Kids but not Little Shop of Horrors
>>66876679
But that's not why he quit.
He has said in interviews it because he felt he didn't have enough creative freedom in Hollywood. Not that he wasn't given opportunities but that he felt he had to make his material to broad or generic for his liking, so decided to walk away.
>>66877201
>Why do men age so much better than cunts?
Because HGH (and to some extent TRT) which all Hollywood people take nowadays makes you look 30 when you're 50, and 40 when you're 60. If you get a hair transplant and minor body surgeries of course.
>>66876679
Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
>>66876792
Fucking Bravo. He saw what a joke the project was before it even got off the ground.
>tfw comedies went to shit when Rick Moranis retired and John Candy died
Back to imgur faggot. Same title and everything, le repost.