Why did he fuck the pie
to get to the other side
Someone in the film said pussy is like warm apple pie, he saw the pie and decided to put his dick in it because of this.
he was a virgin and wanted to get experience
pie is delicious
>>66870058
Because high school is actually hell
>>66870058
Why not?
>>66870058
LOOK AT ME! I'M THE PIEFUCKER!
>>66870058
microwavable fleshlights didn't exist then
Excuse me, while I fuck this pie!
It's an American tradition. In the old days women would cool pies on the window sill and bums would come fuck them.
>>66870464
Well, in prison, he'll be the pielaughs
>>66870680
And when he finishes, you smile and say "Oh what a lovely tea party".
>>66870794
The fuck you waiting for bitch, start sucking!BOOOOONG
Did he please the pie?
>>66870953
I think I just filled my cupI could literally do this all day. I've seen that movie way too many times as a kid.
>>66871042
what movie
>Finally I have become American Pie
Seriously?
wouldn't his dick just hit the bottom of the plate?
>>66870680
"Okay, but make it quick... and sexy"
>>66871079
Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
>>66871042
Me too man, me tooClerks III when
>>66871079
Fucking faggot fuck outta here. Either you're 10 years old or a lost Redditor.
>>66871163
Hopefully before I'm 30. Should I be ashamed about being excited for it? A scene where Randall makes fun of #BLM or something while Dante gets all offended would tickle me.
>>66870120
Of an aluminium tin?
>>66870498
what a world we live in now.
>>66871193
Hopefully Smith will deliver with the satire and won't pussy out or shitPorch monkey isn't a slur btwNigger is
>>66871193
Clerks III would be interesting. Clerks II took place in a much more technologically advanced time period than the original and yet 2006 now looks primitive in hindsight.
>>66871282Did Randall just call Mr. Dante a nigger?
>>66871103
he's a jew
>>66871328Shut up, Elias
Randal bashing on rebooting films, chimp outs and SJWs, while Dante gets triggered?
This might be good desu familia
>>66871510
>Elias suddenly becomes a Star Wars fanboy after The Force Awakens while Randall can't hide his disgust
Might be funny.
>>66871699
By the time Clerks III is out, next episode of Star Wars is going to come out so its still going to be relevant.
Nothing left to do except wait for Smith to get to work on itFingers crossed so it will be good