ITT: We try to replace the jokes from this trailer with worse jokes
Good luck
>>66857283
I'VE SEEN SHIT THAT'LL TURN YOU WHITE
YES IT'S TRUE; THIS MAN HAS NO PENIS
>>66857283
MY VAGINA
srsly slime in cooch! But this wasn't my first time
> Amy Schumer is a ghostbuster
> Marshmellow man blows up on her
> face covered in white stuff
> "I haven't looked like this since last saturday night ;) "
They are just like the sex and the city girls !
>>66857283
"lets go!" but its Erin and Patti that say it at the same time, and all the white women just turn and look at her like "Really? You thought you were the leader? Really?! Shut the fuck up"
>>66857283
>concert scene
>Black girl gets dropped
>I don't know if this is a race thang or a lady thang but I'm MAD AS HEYLL
>Dan Akroyd comes up: Here Venkman have a Snickers. You get angry when you're hungry.
>Immediately turns into Bill Murray
>You good?
>Yeah I'm good.
Sorry you said worse jokes right?
Ghosts? Don't make me laugh girl, thats as unbelievable as Donald Trump running for president!
>they beat some gruesome looking ghosts like badasses
>covered in slime
>business as usual
>a tiny spider walks past
>they all freak out
>>66857601
There will definitly be a SATC reference somewhere
>>66857302
You didn't even get that second line right. Nice job.
>I like ghost even less than I like white boys!
*Immediately bred by muscular black studs.*
*Sassy black ghostbuster witnesses this*
>AW HEELL NAO GET YOSELF OFFA MY MAN!
>>66857283
>Not-Gozer tells them the time has come to choose the form of their destroyer.
>one of them says "but it's not even election season!" and turns to the camera with a shit eating grin and whispers "vote Hillary"
>>66858018
Could you retype this so it isn't incoherent? Who is saying the first line?
>this woman has no vagina
>>66857696
That's probably better product placement than anything that'll be in the movie.
>>66858143
>>66858298
Not autistic, just trying to help improve posting habits. >>66858018 makes no sense.
>>66857283
Who you gon' cawl? Who you gon' cawl?Nigbusters!
>>66857696
Kek
>>66857781
I could see something like this being in there
>>66857283
>opening text
30 years ago
Four idiots saved New York by sheer will and mishandling of dangerous technology
Now, four new idiots will make the leap
>ghost in the mansion scene
"Hi, how are you? You seem nice"
the ghost then pukes slime on them, stops puking, and goes "ugh, sorry, the fat one was making me sick"
>exposition lines detailing who's good at what
"this is so-and-so, she hates men. This is so-and-so, she's good at math, I guess. We're gonna catch ghosts because it looks like fun and someone might pay us"
>black lady entrance
"You guys look like you could use some black people on your team. Hi"
>possession scene
"Oh shit! How are you not dead? You just broke your damn neck! Get out of my friend!"
slap
"oh, that's gonna leave a mark"
"shit girl, you alright after that? I almost slapped you again, but I saw the green shit fly away and you stopped being all freaky"
Aw, lawdy! I hope that ghost doesn't blast my pussy like Flight 11 blasted the World Trade Center!
>Hemsworth: I'm here for a job interview
>reaction shots of Wiig, fattie, and dindu getting wet
>blonde one is unamused (get it? she's too cool/lesbian)
>Dr Spaghetti interviewing Victorian ghost
>"Um...hi, my name is Dr-"
>Ghost begins to twist head around in other direction
>"Oh.........um.....thats a neat trick..."
Concert scene
>Jones falls and the crowd doesnt catch her because when not Tammy fell into the crowd, 3 people get crippled due to the proton pack weight
Good can't wait to go dislike it again!!!
>>66858735
i can also see it except instead of the females freaking out it's some male guy
>Power goes out all over city
Black spooknailers says:
"Damn somebodda betta eat all da ice cream"
>Black text comes up
"30 years ago, they were an oppressed race"
"now they fight for our survival"
"Aww lordy I ain't know shit about science or brainy stuff but I can pick a cotton field faster than Tampax during my cycles"
>What we really want to do is to be left alone. We don't want Negroes around. We don't need Negroes around. We're not asking— you know, we don't want to have them, you know, for our culture. We simply want our own country and our own society. That's in no way exploitive at all. We want our own society, our own nation….
>>66857283
>Dr. Ghost, I'm Ghostbuster.
>>66860586
>Power goes out all over city
Black spooknailers says:
"Damn somebodda betta eat all da ice cream"
kekd
>>66857283
The power of BBC Compels you.
>black chick farts
>"whoa eww who farted"
>fat white girl farts
>then they all fart continuously for about 1 minute
>close up on Wiig's face
>Leslie falls in the concert croud
>dayum is dis coz i black
>hot lesbian blonde says no its coz you are fat
,':T
>I don't know if this is a black male thang, or a nightcall thang.
>*uno farto*
Kristen Wiig says something rude with a blank face and deadpan voice.
Ad infinitum.
>>66858334
It does make sense
>four of them are standing outside a haunted house
>they're all scared, they egg on Leslie Jones
>'Come on l-leslie you're the brave one'
>'Y-yeah I got this, w-whatever right?'
>Leslie goes inside, camera stays on the other three outside
>Silence for about 7 seconds
>Sound of vomiting from inside
>She runs out of the house screaming 'AW HELL NAW'
Something like this will be in there
>>66857283
They reenact the scene where Aykroyd gets a blowjob by a ghost, only this time Wigg gets raped by a male ghost and there is a silent period of 1 minute contemplation of the act to remind the audience that violence against women is real and wrong.
>>66861403
>implying she wouldn't refuse stating that it's always the blacks that die first
>>66861592
fuck, you're right
