Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
That faggot from the office
Dano
>>66849092
dano in a fat suit... perfect oscar bait.
A white booger
>mfw he is literally crazier than Trump but the normies don't know and think he's fine
>>66849123
literally a booger eating rat
>>66849176
>Princeton
>Harvard Law
>Perfect LSATs
Just because you're too dumb to understand him doesn't mean he's "crazy".
>>66849246
>studying law
There's nothing more wasteful and made up in the world. If you're currently studying this please kill yourself parasite.
>>66849044
some hair shaved off my balls
>>66849246
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/12/opinion/the-brutalism-of-ted-cruz.html
>man is accidentally given 16 years for stealing a calculator
>the administrative mistake is discovered and they are about to let him go
>Cruz comes in out of nowhere for no reason and starts making the case that he should serve the full 16 years
He's a fucking maniac. Also as a kid his dad told him he was some kind of Biblical figure from the end times.
Ted Cruz is a rat that needs to go back to Canada
Trump is literally waiting to sue him until Rubio drops out
Anna kendrick with a ton of prosthetics
>>66849801
kek
![gray-rat[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qgKA03g.jpg "gray-rat[1].jpg")
>>66849044
>>66849044
Curtis Armstrong
