What is the purpose of this book?
>>66846985
Sp00k.
>>66847041
this it was the b00k of sp00k
>>66846985
>What is the purpose of this book?
To give the graphics intern something to work on?
>>66846985
The screamer book? Almost certainly charmed to scream at anyone who isn't authorized to read it, both to startle them and to sound the alarm that an unauthorized reader is there.
A higher level wizard could probably render the book inert.
>>66846985
Still better than the monster book of monsters.
Phil Collins biography.
>>66847139
yeah seriously what the fuck was that
>>66847139
Didn't he receive that shit as a gift?
>>66846985
Can wizards make books that give blowjobs?
>>66847107
>be first year student at hogwarts
>find this book in the restricted section
>dem screamz
>decide to become powerful enough to read the book
>work as hard as i can
>ace my OWLS
>defeat dark wizards
>ace my NEWTS
>discover elder wand
>begin my rise into power
>entire world is under my dominion
>go back to hogwarts
>retrieve book before destroying the entire school
>finally able to put spell on book that allows me to read it
>open it
>all it says is "lel ur fag"
Yeah. You're looking at it.
>>66848852
>The rise of Voldemort.
>>66846985
Complete Encyclopedia of Youtube Poop Techniques
Poor Harry skipped to the chapter on Ear rape
>>66848362
It was Hagrids idea of a joke. For his new teacher position
>>66847139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLzig4KJnEE
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>>66849650
It's a "joke" that could have severely damaged or possibly killed him. What the fuck was Hagrid's problem?
