let's make it a good one
>>66843926
Guess how I knew your Vietnamese
>>66843926
Mark Wahlberg is a faggot who reveals this sexuality when drunk
>Driving out of Boston after meeting some family and blah blah
>Decided to stay for one last meal at wahlburgers (Marky Mark's family's restaurant)
>Walk in
>It's empty even though it's open
>I'm at the counter and nobodies there, I turn my head in confusion
>As I turn my head back, a shirtless Mark Wahlberg with sunglasses is standing there
>'YO KICK IT'
>He turns on some vanilla ice
>'YO YO IT'S THE MARKY MARK TIME! HOW CAN I SERVE YO BITCH ASS!'
>uh.....I'll take a-
>'NO YOU DON'T WANT THAT! THAT'LL GIVE YOU THE VIETNAMESE FUCKING SHITS! HERE TAKE SOME FUNKY FRIES INSTEAD!'
>He lifts up a deep fryer and chucks it at me
>An Asian swordsman slices the fryer in half before it kills me
>'MARKY MARK! YOU WILL NO LONGER MOCK MUH PEOPLE YOU DUMB HICK! CHING CHONG DING DONG!'
>Mark looked so pissed that he put a v neck shirt on and jumped onto the counter screaming 'FUCK YOU SHORTROUND!'
>He knocked him out cold with his hip dancing fight moves
>The swordsman was on the ground and Marky grabbed a large wooden stick
>'IT'S CLOBBERING TIME MOTHERFUCKER! I'M GOING KICK YOUR ASS YOU VIETNAMESE FUCKING SHIT!'
>Marky Mark whacks him over and over until a large group of Vietnamese guys with eye-patches brake free from his secret dungeon in the kitchen with kitchen supplies
>"AYY MARKY BOY! WE GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU!"
>A giant brawl between a bloody insane Marky Mark and pissed off Vietnamese manlets happens in the restaurant
>A Vietnamese man believes i'm helping Marky Mark on his crazy ways and he knocks me out with a pan
>I pass out
>5 hours later
>I wake up being buried by a fully bloody Marky Mark
who /vietnam fucking shits/ here?
>>66843926
Boogie Nights, faggot.
>>66844195
it's not an example of him acting
he is the character
>>66843926
He's proof you can be a talent-less lawbreaking douche with a reasonable work ethic who happens to be in the right place at the right time and make it to the top while more deserving people suffer.
I hate that cunt.
>>66843926
He can act against the asians tho.
>>66844218
You're not even wrong
>>66844195
>not all thanks to PTA
you probably think that fucking jew adam sandler can act too because of Punch-Drunk Love
>>66844195
and the fighter
Reminder that Pain & Gain was a legitimately decent movie
>>66844542
He ate raw fish, anon.
>>66844542
I liked him in Blood Diamond
in the corruptor he is outacted by chow yun fat who didn't even know english at this point
>>66844542
No he's actually good
But this talent less shit head is just another example of HollyJew cronyism. He can't act for shit
>>66845156
He was a great Mark Zuckerberg because he's only fit to play the whiny little faggot with the punchable face
>>66845269
that's the story of successful actors who can't act - sometimes they get cast right
>>66845269
Don't defend him he was a shitty Zuckerberg because Zuckerberg isn't even like that
>>66845459
Go to bed, Mark. You might be a nice guy but you do look like a little faggot and have a punchable face
>>66845517
>master kike subverter
>nice guy
Get a load of this goy.
