Literally everyone else in the fellowship got something useful for their quest and Gimli gets 3 fucking pubes?
inb4 salmonamiliwhatever fags
>implying three of cate's pubes arent worth more than the three of these movies
>>66842805
>implying you wouldn't treasure forever 3 of you're waifus pubes
>>66842805
I'd kill 100 men for 3 of Lorde's pubes you fucking loveless robot
>>66842805
>not knowing LOTR lore and the significance of elf giving her hair to another, not to mention a dwarf
kill yourself
>>66842805
>useful
ah yes repairing the relationship between elves and dwarves could not possibly be useful at all
>>66842805
What's so not fucking useful of something that you can literally afford to worship to everyday?
>>66843642
>inb4 salmonamiliwhatever fags
he does know you fucking idiot. Hes just shitposting
>>66843642
explain
>>66843642
Wait, I've read the trilogy and the similarillion back in high school. What's the big dealie-o? All I remember is gimli having a hardon for galadriel?
where would you even put them at? in a little bag?
>>66842805
Gimli doesn't need anything. The dwarves were made to endure the fucking Years of the Trees Middle-Earth, when the land was in perpetual darkness and roamed by lovecraftian horrors of all kind.
>>66844055
It's not in the Silmarillion, it's from one of the Legends of Middle-Earth book I think.
Somewhere, I don't remember in which story, there is a mention of Feanor asking Galadriel for her hairs three times, and her saying no three times.
>>66844344
>Legends of Middle-Earth
Meant Histories of Middle-Earth
its what he asked for you tool i doubt he gives a shit
>>66842805
that elf was ugly af. The blonde human girl was the qt-est of the whole movie
>>66844421
>a slut with wildman blood is better than a 3rd generation noldo-vanyarin lady
>>66844284
They didn't endure Durin's Bane
>>66842805
>Implying 3 hairs wouldn't get buckets of gold on the LOTR waifu market
He's playing the long game.
>>66844503
Of course, that's a maiar.
>20 replies and nobody posted the pasta
>>66845224
shut up gimli has a hair fetish
>>66845224
he'd have asked a mold of her vagina if they'd been a thing in the middle-ages
>>66845293
I'm re-reading thas pasta with Misty Mountains Cold's background, you cannot taint the dwarfness with petty insults
