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Is YA shit finally dying off?
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>96% want to see

No it's not. Doesn't matter what critics think of these movies, audiences will keep going. This trailer played last time I went to the movies, I thought it looked fucking awful but a fat girl in a fedora a few rows in front of me stood up after it finished playing and shouted the words "literal god tier" and there was applause and shouts of agreement all around the screening.
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>>66838633
where do you live? I'd like to never go there
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>>66838536
No. Kids that go see that crap couldn't care less about what the critics think about it.
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>>66838633
you dont sit next to your gf at the cinema

thats pretty wierd
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>>66838536
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Maze Runner confirmed best YA franchise.
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>>66838536
Wait, there was one in production?
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I saw Divergent and dismissed as wannabe Hunger Games garbage. Don't even care about the sequels.
I wanna suck Shailene Woodley's butthole.
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>>66838704

Enjoy that clay aroma
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>>66838536
Every new one gets lower and lower B.O. so maybe yeah, at least this one surely will be a shame for everyone involved.
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>>66838536
fucking 0 ?!

wow, thats fucking low m8
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I think the last Hunger Games shitfest underperforming so badly was when YA shit died. Now there is only this shitty franchise and the equally shitty Maze Runner one. Teenagers just don't give a shit about these the same way they did with Harry Potter, Twilight, first two Hunger Games movies etc
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>>66838633
>a fat girl in a fedora a few rows in front of me stood up after it finished playing and shouted the words "literal god tier"

Holy shit, please tell me you shot her with your theater rifle.
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>>66838704
i disliked divergent and the entirety of the sequel's marketing was based around what was obviously an extended dream sequence, probably due to the second book in a trilogy being full of pointless fucking guff

and of course this one has the trailer that is half footage from the last two and then kids running up a wall
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>>66838814
No but my falcon pecked her eyes out
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>>66838685
Underrated post
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Is shit like Divergent even popular? Stuff like Twilight is understandably popular because these are basically romance novels where girls get to fuck fantasy creatures, but don't women hate sci-fi? Obviously Divergent is as low-brow as sci-fi can get, but still, its weird. Why don't women ever try to get into older science fiction then? Ursula Le Guin's Left Hand of Darkness is about a planet where boys turn into girls once in a while, when will they film that
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>>66838536
critic scores hardly matter at all. critics refuse to rate in a vacuum and will join whatever hype train will get them more views.
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>twilight, hunger games, 50 shades
>all objectively shit
>all make tons of money

cunts will watch anything
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list of things allegiant does right:

not split into two movies

>>66838867
>muh kids rising up to beat the adults

it's all pandering towards teenage internet slacktivists that want to change a world they can hardly understand
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>>66838685
BTFO kek
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>The Hunger Games were good movies, guys!
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>>66838892
50 Shades is as intelligent as a young adult novel, but it certainly isn't a young adult novel
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>>66838704
>I wanna suck Shailene Woodley's butthole.

Gross.

It should be gently licked and softly kissed, you animal.
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I must assume the lone faggot talking about the book series in this thread is actually an obese tumblr wielding female.

Therefore I must ask you to kindly fuck off.
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>>66838900
>not split into two movies

The original IMDb listing was Allegiant Part 1 and Part 2, but they changed the name of the second part to Ascendant. It's still the same shit
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I have never heard anyone IRL talk about Divergent. I have zero clue what it's about either. I do, on the other hand, know that girl has some nice fucking titties because she got them out in that one movie and I beat my dick like it was the muhfuggin like button during real nigga hours.
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>>66838984
holy fuck are you kidding me
out of the trash it comes and put on a garbage rocket i'm shooting into the sun
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>>66838923
The Hunger Games is what Doug Walker calls eating dinner with his wife.
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>>66839000
>I beat my dick like it was the muhfuggin like button during real nigga hours.
I needed a good chuckle, thanks.
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>>66839000


Will they show up on here?
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>>66838938
True, but most movies directed at females are legitimate horrible. Can anyone name one movie that is decent that was exclusivity directed towards the female market? Mean Girls?
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>>66839144

Fucking Chairman moot making it so I can't post my laughing crying face emojis like real niggas on 4chan. Imma smash dat dislike button in a minute here.
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>>66839195
Blue Valentine, I guess?
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>>66839195
with all the jabs at females, i can't say mean girls was exclusively directed towards them

god what a time that was. hearing chicks in high school talk about seeing the movie on the weekend and then going on to perfectly represent the kind of person the movie was taking the piss out of
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>>66839195
There are some, I had a patrician gf a few years ago that showed me a few. Victor/Victoria, Moonstruck, Steel Magnolias, those are the ones I remember right now.
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>>66838633
>audiences will keep going
I really wonder why
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>>66838814
>Go to theater with my personal rifle
>Not allowed to use it, need to rent a theater rifle
>It's a piece of cheap shit
>Go to my movie
>Miss every target that appears on screen
>Don't win any prizes
>Banned for sneaking my own bullets in
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>>66839366
Anything recent though? As in the past 10 years? I know the movie industry as a whole went to shit, but chick flicks are so bad. As in they are offensive stereotypes, bad.
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>>66838536
kek
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>>66839473
Not that I can think of.
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>>66839495
Tom Huddleston with the bants.
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>>66838536
>normies reading reviews
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I've never heard of this series.
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>>66838923
HG2 > MR >>>>>>>>>> Any other YA movie
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>>66838633
Mocking Jay says otherwise.
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How does this series of Movies make money? I've never seen or heard of the first and second ones at all.
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>mfw they already have a sequel in the works for this steaming turd
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>>66839940
Mockingjay made $652M dude, they made their money back for sure, however they were dissapointed as other ones did +700 each. But the were many factors for that movie to flop, mainly the previous movie being 2 hours of nothing, literally NOTHING, also the fact they kept the same ending where she keeps with the crazy guy and not the chad one got so many girls upset.

>>66839953
Both movies made around 300M which is ok for a low budget film, but there is no doubt the last movie will flop, because they have been increasing their budgets, and ALL series of YA movies showed that historically the 1st movie always get the most of the money.
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>>66839635
AYYY NSW
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