ITT: Ruin a favorite movie of yours with a modern reboot
A gay hitman couple adopts a black child and teaches them to follow in their footsteps
>>66833144
"No women no POC kids"
>>66833144
>The Big Lebowski
Turns into a bunch of cunts walking around Los Angeles. The Big Lebowski is still a man, but Walter, Donny, and The Dude are all women.
>>66833144
Back to the Future:
Marta mcfly must team up with professer Mary brown to help her parents get together after she is sent back to the 80s, and her mother is going through a phase and accidentally falls in live with her
Directed by JJ Abrams
>>66833144
remake of reservoir dogs with all women awkwardly and cringe inducingly trying to be cool badasses
>>66833144
Apocalypse Now - the escalation of sexism that a group of women soldiers in the Iraq (or future syrian) war encounter during their tour of duty.
Antonious comes back home from the crusades, but finds out its not much different from the place he just came from
stars wars
the main character is new out of da blue black stormtrooper who chooses the empire is bad and leaves, and a scrong female character
also we bring back all old characters
also black has gay love interest
also big tall nerd villain
The damage has already been done.
Remake of Downfall.
Hitler is played by a black guy, Traudl Junge is not a lowly secertary but one of his commanding officers.
Ex Machina
Oscar Isaac never tears up the fucking dance floor.
>>66833849
Don't remind me.
I think Lizzie Olson was like the only redeeming factor of that whole movie. Brolin was ok but he had shit material to work with.
Paula Sholden, a black lesbian author, writes xir bestsellers about the crushing patriarchy. After a car accident in the mountains xi wakes up in Arnie Wilkes' cottage, a white male supremacist that hates her guts and tortures her for no other reason than pure disdain
Stop playing victim jesus christ
>>66833566
Doesn't that exist already?
seven samurai, but women staging a suffrage protest
dark knight rises without big guy.
army of darkness starring james franco.
wait.....
>>66834122
>Hitler is played by a black guy
>guy
Check your fucking privilege
>>66833849
The differences between this movie(or more specifically the original Korean version) and Room highlight the differences between men and women more than any other media.
>>66837949
Stop it anon. I don't care how long you watch bruce lee movies in your room, you're never going to win a hallway hammer fight.
>>66838053
But watching all that porn made me a sex machine!
Two sisters form a slam poetry group so that they can collect money and stop the evil patriarchal white men from buying out their women's activity center.
>>66833144
>Directed by Brett Ratner
>>66837140
Kek.
I don't think you can ruin TGTBTU desu. I mean a remake would be worse in any case, but there is extremely few scenarios under which it would be abysmal or how they would possible shove some black female cowbo-
aw hellll naaaaawwwwww, I don't even wanna think
>>66833566
My sister auditioned for this
>>66833144
kek, what's there to ruin? That movie is already shit
>Action movie about a black man and a woman fighting against an Evil AI in space. HAL is the only character played by a white man, representing oppression of blacks and women. Has a ton of references to the original, but not much of the original plot.
>>66833144
>gay couple
>black child
Is that the best you can do?
