what is the steven seagal of films?
>>66826373
Any movie about reincarnation
>>66826373
What movie is fat and lazy?
>>66826373
Under Siege is better than Die Hard
>>66826961
Fuck off JCVD
>>66826373
Steven Seagal films from the 00's onward.
>>66826373
Is there anything this man can't do?
Friends with fucking putin
Stablished actor
Known everywhere in the world
Respected martial arts sensei
Millionaire philantropist
And now folkloric dancer
>>66826373
None. He's the Adam Sandler of action movies.
Honestly I wish I wasn't crippled by self-awareness
Look at Seagal in that webm. That level of obliviousness must be intoxicating.
>>66829500
kek, thats pretty accurate
>>66828651
Found steven
>>66826373
Probably any Kubrick, Mallick, Gilliam, Tarkovsky, Bergman,or Nolan film.
>>66829500
not really. seagal movies are actually funny as fuck.
>>66826373
I had a friend who worked in the crew of some of his movies and he said he smelled like utter shit all the time. Apparently he's into some hippie shit and doesn't shower, only uses wet wipes to clean himself or something like that. I feel too lazy now to google it.
Look up hisIMDb page:
>Steven Seagal is a striking and somewhat boyishly handsome looking (often with ponytail) and usually impeccably dressed action star
Did he fucking right this himself?
>>66829581
I think he does the dance pretty accurately. It's just silly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y009d7F3SDo
>>66826373
When will seagal and tarantino have a dance off?
>>66829998
at the next "I wish I wasnt white cuck off"
>>66826373
Kill Bill Vol. 2
Is that an actual dance or is he making shit up?
>>66830064
RICHIE
ANYBODY SEE RICHIE??? HUHHHH??
>>66828770
Also an accomplished blues artist desu senpai
>>66830161
It's a chechen dance where you move your arms a bunch.
The webm is him meeting the chechen warlod kadyrov. The guy feeds his enemies to pet tigers, but also pays actors millions of dollars to visit.
>>66828770
Don't forget CIA operative
>>66829947
The main point of dance is to hold upper body and shoulders straight. Sorta of Irish stepdance but with active arms movement. Seagull misses this stationary body aspect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhAUnH1tvyQ
>>66830217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v4-zYghodc
he's pretty talented
