How do orcs know what menus are?
>>66817755
The same way you know what an orc is.
menus aren't real in middle earth, orcs aren't real on normal earth
Because a galaxy far far away is actually hell.
Mordor had restaurant and inns
Why was meat taken off the menu anyway? Did they alternate specials or something?
>>66817755
Adopted culture from humans. Mordor does have little towns and stuff.
>>66817789
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Fuck me that's great
>>66817809
They didn't have any meat left.
I know we all like to meme about this stuff, but it's answered by very simple common sense.
>>66817812
>Adopted culture from humans.
they're elves tho
>>66817809
Because their armies are so stretched thin they ran out of meat and all they had was maggoty bread left, thus meat was not on the menu, but then it was when they found the Hobbits implying they were going to eat them.
>>66817903
And? I said adopted culture, not inherited culture.
>>66817785
>the autist that comes into every thread and honestly answers every sarcastic meme with straight faced logic
you're adorable, never stop
>>66817940
I like the guy who does that. Leave him alone.
>>66817907
When the complaint is made that they ain't had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days, is it implied that maggoty bread is worse than regular bread, or is it just the next step down from having meat on the menu? Maggots provide protein right?
>>66817755
>>66818003
>similar thread on reddit literally 2 years ago
>hurr reddit lmao
Literally how do you survive being so retarded?
>>66817914
so you're just making it up they're elves and they're proud of their culture
>>66817995
Maggots are also fucking gross. Just because they're orcs doesn't mean they relinquish all standards. Would you eat maggoty bread simply because it provides nutrition? Yeah, exactly.
>>66818038
t. redditor response
>>66818063
They're not elves though. Elves are Elve. Orcs are descended from Elves, but they're not Elves. You're descended from niggers, does that make you a nigger? Yeah, now shut the fuck up.
>>66818098
>damage control
>>66817755
Would it surprise you to hear that the scriptwriter happened to be the director's wife?
Crappy dialogue was a guarantee from the start.
>>66818065
Lots of cultures eat grubs and other insects and their larvae and don't find them necessarily gross. Orcs having menu tech does indicate a high level of sophistication but is it proven that they think maggots are "gross"?
>>66818184
Would it surprise you know that Harvey "Put them on the couch, I'll give them an ouch" Weinstein, was the producer?
>>66818229
What is a menu though, really? It's just a list of different types of food. That's it. It's hardly fucking sophisticated. You're getting too hung up on the name.
>>66818122
how the fuck do you think they acquired human culture?
>>66818184
Shame considering how much JRRT cared about language.
>>66817785
this
>>66817755
It was actually "looks like the meat's back on the men, you boys"
>>66818267
It's a bit of conceptualization that you just don't find in lesser societies. Trust me, I've checked. There were no menus in Papua new Guinea before exposure to greater culture.
>>66818315
By enslaving them? Living along side them? Generally being in the same world while not being totally fucking ignorant? Gee, I wonder.
>>66817755
>How do orcs know what menus are?
Why wouldn't they?
Where da wimmin orcs?
>>66818378
Why would they know what english is?
not this meme again
>>66818653
Why would they know... Anything?
Why are orcs so evil? Was it nature or nurture?
That's not an Orc, it's an Uruk.
>>66818958
That's like saying blacks aren't human.
Sauropod has armys of evil english speaking humans at his command. They probably learned what a menu is from them and speak English to make coordination easier.
>>66818762
Why do we know anything? Holy fuck I'm having a break through moment I think
AIN'T HAD NOTHING BUT REDDITY THREADS FOR THREE STINKING YEARS
>>66817755
In the Uruk's 1 week of life, Saruman decided it was important to teach them what a menu is
>>66817755
You have to be a kind of special child Orc not to know what the menu is. or a poor kind or a nigger orc
>>66819374
stay with us anon
We're realmaybe
>>66818098
>t.
Lmao kys /int/cuck
Orcs are smart. As shown in the movie: Dudes & Dragons.
>>66817940
Shutting up retards with dumb meme questions is amusing though. I love seeing people go full sperge against them.
>>66819780
No reason to use the r-word there, but otherwise a decent post.
There are only 2 things on the menu: meat and not meat.
>>66818003
Hello 4chan
>>66819780
That's how good LotR threads get started. The memesters get shut down and then get bored and leave.
>>66818065
>Just because they're orcs doesn't mean they relinquish all standards.
Remember that time they committed cannibalism? I'd say that's less dignified than eating bad bread.
>>66820890
oh you
>>66817940
Retard, I bet you think having an axe on a spaceship is a perfectly acceptable thing to put in a film
>>66817755
this may be a shock but there are restaurants in Middle earth.
It's like in Star wars when people say why Obi Wan didn't recognize R2 and C3PO like if they were unique models, in the SW universe droids and everything else is made giant private corporations.
How did Dwarves know what a nervous system is?
>boys
So there are young orcs?
>make a lotr thread
>0 responses
thanks guys
>>66817785
so do they have an orc version of Tolkien, writing about the fantastical world of menus, modern technology etc.?
