>wholesome, Christian values
There are people out there who pay to watch this shit?
>/pol/
>>66815399
>/tv/
They always make Jesus look like such a fruit cake. I wanna see manly Jesus flipping over tables and wrecking shit
>>66815301
Jesus is a qt, I might watch it. It's based on those Christ the Lord novels by Anne Rice fyi.
I saw the trailer and felt it's a Man of Steel trailer.
>hide your power until you know what your real father wants you to use it
>we will find him!
>>66815431
Jesus of Nazareth series was bretty gud
>>66815544
I saw a movie with Jeremy Sisto playing Jesus and it wasn't too bad lol. The Satan was horrible tho.
>>66815521
Is Jesus the Superman trailer?
Or is Superman the Jesus trailer?
>>66815301
>>66815460
>>66815620
GIVE IT TO ME, WHITE JESUS
I miss the old style of never showing Jesus's face.
I saw Risen, first half was pretty decent until Jesus showed up and all the subtlety went out the window.
>>66815647
Because Man of Steel came before this movie I am going to say this movie is inspired by Man of Steel
>>66815690
Yeah that's definitely a more clever way of doing it. Subtlety is something that seems to be lacking in modern movies tho
>>66815431
This movie makes me want to ask this question:
What kind of Virgin Mary would raise a son to be the bad ass Jesus in Gospel, if baby Jesus was not born bad bass?
>>66815752
I remember there is a American Muslim movie that never show Muhammad
>>66815301
wtf??? Jesus wasn't white
Do they show him murder that kid?
>>66815919
The Son of God has no race.
>>66815431
That's because the world has turned into a fruit cake.
Everyone, Christian or not, cannot accept a masculine Jesus anymore
>>66815929
then why is he ALWAYS white in everything?
>>66815970
Because white = perfect
>>66815929
The Son of God has no gender! Cisscum! Address Jesus as IT!
>>66816012
dat ain't a very Christian thing to say...
>>66815970
They shouldn't be making movies about Jesus anyway. The Bible clearly says that to portray God or Jesus or the Holy Spirit is bad. Don't make graven images and whatnot. To reduce Jesus to a character in a film is blasphemy.
I like the passion of the Christ tho
>>66815399
/pol/ is a Christian board. Reddit is atheist.
>>66815970
Because Christianity, despite its Jewish origins, is a European religion. It makes sense that the continent which preserved Christian writings, converted to Christianity en masse, and spread it across the globe made its central figure in their image.
>>66816064
I think it works best if you portray him like this
>>66815690, not showing his face and having him silent.
The exception I'm okay with is if it's just a straight adaptation of the gospel.
>>66815301
Does shota Jesus get raped in this?
>>66816102
What the fuck is Christian about calling for "shitskin genocide" and "cucking?
>>66816153
Meh I don't think it's good to portray him at all. People should be reading the gospels if they want to learn about Jesus. Not watching movies. It also brings up the whole question of his appearance and people get butthurt and blah blah blah. When really that should be a non issue.
