THIS SUMMER
>>66807346
One cuck
ROB SCHNEIDER IS
CHILEAN SEA BASS
BUT, WHAT HE DOESN'T REALIZE
AND ADAM SANDLER IS
*BWWAAAAAAAAAAPPPP*
OBOSEEE HURN FUCK ME BUNG GEES LIP THE FUCK OSTRICH AND TAYLOR SWIFT HAS FARTCAR IF YOU WANT TO HAVE DONAL TRUMP AS PRESIDENT THAN YOU ARE A MEME SNICKERS EATS MY LICE FACE FUCKING MOLLY RINGWALD AND EAT SNOW
JOHN GOODMAN IS
>>66807427
BUT THIS TIME, HE'LL HAVE A LITTLE BACKUP
FOR YOU
OK WHERE I CONTINUED.....OH YES!
JOHN GOODMAN IS
WITH MUSIC BY ENYA AND STEVEN SEGAL
THEY HAD THE PERFECT LIFE
*record scratch*
UNTIL
Goku fucked it all up
THE NIGGER TORNADO
ROB SCHNEIDER
SAVES
A BIG GUY
FREE LABIA FOR EVERYONE WHO PRE-ORDERS BATMAN V SUPERMAN ON BLU-RAY
>>66807346
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps?
Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to.
Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR
*multiple boom sounds*
*pfft*
HAHAH WHAT A STORY, MOVIE
YOU CAN DO IT
CUT HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF
DEAD OR ALIVE, YOU ARE CUMMING WITH ME
RATED PG-13
THIS IS THE STORY OF A BOY.......
THE MEME GENERATION HAS ARRIVED!!!
*SOMMMMBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA TO ROLL ME, I AINT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHHHED*
GETTING BLACKED. THE END
STARRING ANNASOPHIA ROBB IN HER FIRST MOVIE NUDE SCENE, SHOWING HER VERY TINY TITS, HER VERY HAIRY SNATCH, AND HER BIG ASS FARTCAVE
ROAD TO NIGGERDOM
