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>tfw you will never be this Alpha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pRQvEJ2ti8
>>66784925
according to /tv/, talking to women at all, is "alpha"
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>>66784925
Ferguson is so fucking good at flirting, no wonder his wife is 15 years younger and a qt 3.14
She's got that weird British face that only looks good when she's still.
>>66784998
You're looking at her face!?
>>66785055
Everyone who's older than 13 is.
>tfw watched Vera Farmiga interview
>tfw witnessed based Craigyferg demolish my mommy-fu
>tfw I secretly loved it
>>66784994
Ferguson has money and his successful, having game only adds to it.
>>66784925
I've always liked this fucker. He has such a weird sense or humor; not too Scottish, but just Scottish enough.
damnit OP you just reminded me how much i miss this show
>that cold openw here he stares at the camera then introduces the guest without saying anything
>follow the snake
>dont lean over the desk
>i hear youre fluent in german
at the drop of a fuckign hat
>oui
>gets some actress to discuss free will with him
>>66785211
they've met each other before he became a late night host though
>>66785441
contd
>after commerical fades into him having a 'behind the scenes' discussion
>those "out of time" games
>twerk with the horse
>because i think everyone would really like that
i watched a lot of this guy in highschool and i think a lot of my sense of humour is thanks to him
>>66784925
The Kate Mara interview was GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV63s6fsx6I
She was visibly drunk and really wanted the D, Craig could have gone to her dressing room after the taping and bang her if he wanted to
>>66785211
no bruh, having game is how he got successful and got money, having game is everything. if you've got game then everything else will follow, cause what we're calling having game is really just being charismatic and that works on both sexes
>>66784925
she was uncomfortable though
>>66785616
Okay there Mr. mindreader
>>66785640
nigga did we watch the same interview?
>>66785568
this is a woman into it
>>66784925
He's got game.
>>66784994
yeah but hes had multiple wives. so maybe hes unsufferable after a while
>>66785696
>this is a woman into it
t.virgin
it's all scripted and they're all, guess what - actresses
official Craig Ferguson actress interview entertainment value power rankings
1) Kate Mara
2) Alice Eve
3) Morena Baccarin
4) Karen Gillan
5) Rebecca Hall
6) Rashida Jones
7) Helena Bonham Carter
8) Marion Cotillard
9) Lucy Liu
10) Diane Kruger
>>66785888
what about kristen bell?
>>66785939
taco bell? yeah I'll have a chalupa
>>66785888
>no kristen bell
shit nigga what are you doin. he's also great when interviewing anyone from scotland
>>66785441
loved the cold opens with people from the audience
i miss this show ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8S-SykCC5c
>>66784925
>>66784994
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>>66785730
>>66785779 this guy gets it.
when are you people going to realize that they're all actors, you're not watching real people, you're watching pretend people do pretend things. the dialog, the banter, the body language, it's all just two actors ad-libbing comedy. bad comedy.
>>66785888
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>>66786035
>i legitimately forgot kristen bell
sorry kruger, but bell does belong at at least number 3, hopefully i don't get summarily executed for this one..
>>66784994
Damn. She's like a legit 9.
>>66786244
>it's hollywood so everything is fake
you really expect me to believe that even though they can't write decent dialogue for most movies their is major talent scripting late night shows
ok bruh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akslq2T7Kfg
You mean THIS Alpha
>>66786399
that "interview" is two professional actors trying to sell you something.
that's all those shows are. can you seriously believe that two people (both in relationships) are seriously flirting in front of a live audience on a semi-popular talk show?
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>>66786244
hahahah youre such a silly little anon
why did you even come into this thread if you don't like late shows let alone craig
>>66786481
yes because that's what talk shows do
and when exaclty did he shill that movie of hers?
that's part of the reaosn i like craig, is because he makes no effort to plug their movie/book and just tries to have a dumb converstaion with the actor
>>66786481
i bet you never even watched craigs show, i agree that fallons and kimmels etc are scripted out the ass
>>66786481
flirting is a sport and harmless fun as long as it's just superficial, and yes I believe two trained and professional actors can completely zone out an audience and cameras
>>66786523
never said it was scripted. i said its two professionals doing what they do.
>>66786482
i like those shows, but this analysis of their interaction is a joke.
>>66786517
its the only reason she's there
>>66786544
"zone out an audience and cameras"
its like you actually believe this shit. they're not best buddies about to go fuck in the broom closet, its fake banter like two soccer moms talking about each others lives like they care.
>>66786670
no one said they're about to go fuck, that's not all flirting is, and the fact that you seem to believe that it is, is proof that you yourself have no game, flirting is just the bants happening between different genders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGdzxDsOgYs
;_;7
>>66786818
even based Tutu sent in a video
>>66786727
>false equivalency
you already know how wrong you are, that's why you start flinging logical fallacies around. but let me tell you why anyway.
they weren't flirting, your inner NEET wants to THINK they were flirting, so you can pretend like you saw something real amongst the PR orchestrated nightmare of television and film, but what you saw was just another amalgamation of advertisement and celebrities. you want to believe that she was hot for him, because then you might be able to accept the rest of the garbage in the trough, but no, sadly you're wrong and everything you witnessed was a lie, a fabrication created to make you think that there is any sort of purity in hollywood, albeit a shameful display of flirting between two people who have partners in a society that shames a president for copping a blowjob from a staffer.
go fuck yourself and find something real to believe in.
>>66786670
ok, I've identified the core of our disagreement, you see flirting as a means to an end, I see it as an enjoyable past time that doesn't necessarily need to go any further than that to be enjoyable
>>66786916
ok mr conspiracy
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>>66786916
cringe
