>watch movie about detectives
>i now want to be a detective
>watch movie about lawyers
>i now want to be a lawyer
>watch movie about spies
>i now want to be a spy
>watch movie about doctors
>i now want to be a doctor
>watch movie about hackers
>i now want to be a hacker
>watch movie about serial killers
>i now want to be a serial killer
Am I the only one who does this everytime you watch a movie?
>watch movie about about OP
>i now want to be homosexual
>>66778811
Epic /b/ro, simply epic
>>66778787
nice get
I often only feel inspired to be hopeful after watching certain romantic movies
I always feel a little bit better about being a khvirgin after watching stuff like Moonrise Kingdom, Amelie, or Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
>>66778787
>>watch movie about serial killers
>>i now want to be a serial killer
Have you considered seeing a professional?
>>66778920
I did feel like killing people after watching Mr. Brooks.
>>66778944
You probably shouldn't watch any more movies.
>>66778920
Have you considered seeing The Professional?
>>66778920
where do you think you are, normalfag
>>66779024
Shut up, nerd.
I just want to be an adventurer.
>>66779146
What does that entail exactly?
>>66779190
Traveling and finding cool and interesting things. There are many lost treasures and secrets still out there.
>>66779225
So study archaeology.
>>66778787
become an actor m8
>you can become everything
>>66778811
Kekd
>>66779037
I'll fucking stab you normie
I wanna be Indiana Jones or Decker from Blade Runner
Virtual reality pls
>>66779259
Why?
>>66778787
Don't watch Brokeback Mountain.
>>66779280
for the lulz
I want Jake Gyllenhaal's hot throbbing dick inside my tight little anus.
>>66779307
London
>watch The Wizard of Oz
>want to create an image board
>watch modern movie
>I now want to be a cuck
It's called glamorizing and it's something hacks do in shitty films and it's something plebs do when they fall for it.
>Watch Brokeback Mountain
>I now want to be an OP
>>66779269
>Decker
>>66779241
Fuck that nerd liberal art cuck shit. I want to make a fortune off the treasure.
>>66778787
Only for helicopter pilots. I've always wanted to be a heli pilot and whenever I see one portrayed in a movie I get super jealous. Especially Kurt Russel's depiction. :(
>>66779443
>archaeology
>liberal art
>>66779456
I was just memeing about that part, but I don't want to sit in a lab and dust off old pot fragments in the dirt all day.
>>66779419
Whoops lol, Deckard
Although being Decker would be cool too
>>66778787
>watch Rebel Without a Cause
>want to be a dude who dies in a game of chicken
>>66779443
You won't be making a fortune off the treasure anyway, anything you find that is of cultural value will likely automatically become a property of the government of the country you found it in. You may get a finder's fee that is a percentage of the value of the item, but such values are assigned arbitrarily and it certainly won't be enough to maintain this lifestyle, unless you are rich beforehand.
Alternatively you could keep the item and sell it on the black market but should you get caught the fines will be quite severe.
>>66779492
>I don't want to sit in a lab and dust off old pot fragments in the dirt all day.
You don't? That sounds like heaven to me. History is fascinating, even finding some ancient pot fragment would make my dick pretty hard.
>>66779591
>turning in artifacts and treasure to the authorities
Yeah I don't think so. Finders keepers
>>66779626
Literal nigger
lawyers always complain shit is nothing like tv/movies
>>66779626
You are required by law to turn it in. Even keeping it for yourself you'd be fined out the ass should they find out.
>>66778920
spongebob delivers the best reaction images
>>66779654
Being a lawyer is like 99,9% paperwork and 0,1% actually being in a courtroom.
>>66779641
>find buried/hidden/lost treasure
>have to give most of it to the government
>comply with that
Get a load of this cuck
>>66779671
>watch spongebob
>now want to be a sponge living in the sea
>>66778787
I have a friend who is like this.
He's a total faggot.
>>66779758
I have a friend who decided to go to law school because he started watching suits like 2 months before graduating
>>66779832
>putting yourself in crippling debt because of a TV show
How'd that work out for him?
>>66778787
I'm like this with movies that makes me hopeful or really enjoy the story's world.
Not the serial killer thing though
>>66780042
lmao not everyone lives in burgerland where you have to take ridiculous debts to pay for your studying
>>66780220
>le university should be free meme
If he actually went to law school the debt wouldnt be 'crippling' because lawyers make good money
>>66780220
Even if education in your country is free, how do you support yourself while you study?
>inb4 parents didn't kick you out after you turned 18
>>66780258
It has worked pretty well in Scandinavia.
>implying that how much money you have to spend corresponds to the quality of the education
>>66780042
>live in germany
>college is free
>people who finish college at like 24 sometimes even decide to get a second degree
>free
>of
>charge
>be American
>try to rush through college as fast as possible to get a degree at like 22
>get fucked in the ass by the economy and job market
>go back to college to study something that's not ruined by a dead market run by jews
>have to stop studying after a couple of semesters because crippling debt
>get put into prison for 10 years because debts can't be paid
>future ruined
>get shitty desk job in some shitty ass skyscraper for a company that pays you in Happy Meals
>look outside the window
>plane crashes into your building
>die
>>66780312
The top unis in the world are all in the USA and the UK though
Also if you graduate from uni in one of those countries and get a good job you pay for potentially hundreds of people's womens study degrees with your high taxes throughout your life
>>66780320
>>66780285
Your parents pay your rent and some monthly allowance for food and some extra for yourself
If you're too poor you get government grants
>>66780347
Do you know how many issues you have finding a job abroad if you've went to KIT in Germany and studied engineering? Literally zero. There are international companies that hire you. You don't even have to send them a fucking application, they ask you if you want to work for them. There are plenty of European universities that aren't in the UK that set groundwork for a pretty good life.
>>66780320
>>live in germany
go back to turkey
>>66780285
>Americans
>be 17
>"OH THIS BOY IS JUST A CHILD. LITERALLY A SMALL CHILD WHO CAN'T MAKE DECISIONS FOR HIMSELF"
>guy turns 18 a day later
>"FUCKING LAZYASS ADULT GET OUT MY HOUSE REEEEE. GET A JOB"
>Europe
>be 17
>already have responsibilities and don't get treated like a fucking 5 year old
>turn 18
>get treated exactly the same
>because underage people don't get treated like fucking children up to the exact fucking day in which they turn 18
>parents support you through college well into your twenties
>get a good job and education
>don't die in some fucking back-alley on a drug-overdose because I had to pay my gigantic college debt that I'll never pay off
>>66780285
goverment paid for my rent, bills and food when i was in school
not much money left after those for anything but still at least i didnt have to get some dogshit job at fucking mcdonalds
>>66780320
>more people go to college
>most of them are stupid
>some of them drop out
>all you really need to get through the wole education is persistence because they let anyone through eventually
>>66778811
What are you, gay?
>>66779005
underrated
>>66780508
You mean unlike the US?
fucking leggo
>>66779005
Lel
But he's not a serial killer, is he?
>watch zootopia
I know exactly what you're talking about, OP
It probably stems from the fact that I don't have a career or any passions
>>66778787
This has only happened to me in two very specific moments.
Watch Detectives show. I want to be a detective.
I always have.
Watch Cheers, I want to be a bartender.
Mostly because I can't find a good bar.
>>66780460
underrated
>>66778787
>tfw will never be a malevolent bounty hunter in the old west
>tfw you will never crash the plane
It's called priming in physiology. Look it up.
>>66780902
>Mostly because I can't find a good bar.
Wouldn't this turn you off working in a shithole?
>watch drive
>think "that's literally me irl"
>>66781433
Pretty sure you mean psychology, but then I'm no doctor so what the hell do I know?
>>66779452
I get that for Fighter Pilots because I think that's the pinnacle of cool jobs when you tell people what you do.
Catch Me If You Can made me want to be a commercial pilot as well because of the general respect they're treated with.
>>66779303
aspy
>>66780958
looks like a roodypoo with dreadlockos
>>66779693
Being a lawyer is a broad description. A lot of them never end up in courts and it's all paperwork whereas magistrates court level crown prosecutors basically spend 90% of their time in court.
>Watch porn
>Want a gf
>>66781646
lol;_;
>>66779693
Clients hire lawyers so they don't have to go to court. To a most lawyers, a trail is a failure.
>>66778811
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