Hey /tv/,
I know you won't believe me but I don't care. I just have to tell you how fucking amazing the script to Episode VIII is!
Here are the facts I know about:
>It will tell two stories. One in the present and one in the past. Kind of like godfather 2 did.
>Rey was adopted by Luke. So she is a Skywalker. But she has no real parents. The force itself created her.
>we will see the destruction of lukes jedi temple
>Snoke being plagueis is heavily implied.
>the Spirit of Anakin Skywalker will talk to Kylo Ren
I don't care if you believe me or not. But thats the truth
>>66778761
>>Rey was adopted by Luke. So she is a Skywalker. But she has no real parents. The force itself created her.
That sounds fucking retarded. So where did she originate from? Did she just pop up from a cabbage patch, then?
The CGI there looks good
>>66778847
She is like Anakin, episode 8 is where they do a shot for shot remake of A Phantom Menace
It honestly sounds too good to be true.
I would be alright with this.
>TFA was too much like ANH
>EPVIII is drastically different from all the others
Pottery.
>>66778871
>episode 8 is where they do a shot for shot remake of A Phantom Menace
I am somewhat exited about this... Phantom Menace feel... Like a pool in summer and toys... /turboautism
>>66778761
What does the spirit of anikan say to kylo ren? Why does snoke/plagieus share features with unmasked darth vader? What happens to finn, poe, and BB-8 in the film? Is there any cool alien scenes like in maz kanatas castle?
>>66778901
>liking phantom menace
Literally drown yourself you inbred shittaste retard
>>66778930
I like it purely for materialistic reasons because it reminds me of playing racer on ps1 and legos.
Telling two stories at the same time while one is a prequel to VII and one is a sequel sounds actually pretty damn amazing.
Young Rey a cute
>>66778954
>playing with toys from phantom menace
Fuck nigga, your ounching me right in the nostalgia gland, i miss those carefree days of r2-d2 kfc toys and jar jar bath squirters.
>>66778990
>kfc toys
>jar jar bath squirters
It's gone forever now... Like my boss Nass squirter and my naboo shrimp monster...
and my colas cans...
>plagueis
How is this pronouced?
>>66779040
Plague-iss
>>66779040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05dT34hGRdg
>>66779022
That toy used to be my nigga. Shame i lost him years ago
Anybody have this?
>>66778865
Tell me about it!
>>66778874
Rian Johnson, a breaking bad writer made it, so no it doesn't.
I know /tv/ hates Breaking Bad, but it sure beats Star Wars 7 by a long shot
>>66780432
>Rian Johnson, a breaking bad writer
>a breaking bad writer
How do you do that whole 'spewing shit out of your mouth' thing?
>I don't care if you believe me or not
Good, because I don't believe you
>>66778761
I see /tv/ has gotten so bad that we've reached /x/ tier rp threads.
>>66780461
Didn't he write or direct the Fly episode?
>>66782110
Literally the worst episode.
>>66779040
plag-you-ees I think.
>>66782420
playgiss
>>66778761
do hux and ren have a sex scene?
>Star Wars
>with flashbacks
Jesus Christ. I knew JJ was a pleb but this is ridiculous.
>the force itself created her
