Would you like a cup of dipping butter, sir?
>>66757933
Just give me the butter, don't bother with the popcorn and soda
>>66757933
Fuck off nigger, you don't even know what real butter is.
>>66757933
>Eating melted butter out of a cup
no thanks I brought my own
>>66757975
You telling me the nigger got a lettah from Abraham Lincon?!
>>66757933
Do americans really do this?
>>66757933
How'd you get a picture of my wife's son?
>>66758037
What else are you going to dip your crab legs in
>>66757933
Yeah...just make it sure it's big enough for me to dunk your head in you uppity negro.
>>66757933
Yes. Also I'd like an extra jumbo popcorn with sugar clumps, the deep fried cheese curd box, fourteen boxes of individually wrapped M&Ms, the extra-large bread helmet, and a diet coke.
>y-yes p-p-please
The butter is for the crab legs, right?
>>66757933
Why is le smiling negro selling popcorn a meme?
>>66757950
i cringe every time some old fuck makes this joke thinking hes hilarious and original
>>66758083
>>66758166
Is this a meme? This is actually a thing in Maryland.
>not just bring a kebab in for a fiver
>>66758091
>offering a service while literally calling you "sir"
>uppity
>>66758198
i cringe every time some old fuck makes this joke thinking hes hilarious and original
>>66758293
triggered dad detected
>>66758198
>thinking it is a joke
Old guys know, they KNOW.
>Want to go see Deadpool
>Have to bring GF's son to the theater because of no singles policy
>Get $20 for popped corn
>Ask for extra butter on the side
>It costs extra but only have enough money for single butter
>Ask GF's son for more money but he won't give it up.
>Have to eat popped corn with no dipping butter, running the movie
I just wanna die
>>66758329
triggered dad detected
>>66758104
>google deep fried cheese curds
>it really is a thing
Well, I guess you guys did get a lot of Scots over there.
>>66758037
You get a side cup of butter to pour on the middle and bottom layer of your popcorn, but some people really use it and dip individual pieces into
>>66758166
It's for greasing up your anvil, silly.
>>66758599
Did you google bread helmet?
>>66757933
I work at a theater and that is the worst idea ever so many fucks already spill soda or popcorn no need to add another mess that needs mopped up
>>66758687
No, I'm pretty used to that meme - it's an old one, but it checks out.
>>66758814
When I go to the theater I make sure to dump out my soda on the ground and stomp my popcorn into it. I'm actually helping you because my mess means you get to keep your job.
Am I memeing enough?
>>66758920
Grinding in the butter helps to rejuvenate the carpeting desu senpai
>>66758920
nah tone it down a bit
>>66758599
fuck you man breaded cheese curds are the fucking shit
-t. wisconsinite
>>66759053
The cheese curds at the old fashioned in Madison make my dick hard.
>>66759177
Do you pleasure yourself with them?
>mrw I used to take hot dog buns to the back room and rub my shlong all over it if a white person ordered a hot dog
