Okay /tv/ I ave roughly $80,000 to waste and I want to make a movie. I will take any ideas, suggestions or even scripts.
My only request is you keep the memeing light
>>66742848
2 homeless men take turns having sex with a dead seagull on a beach.
>>66742848
Make a movie about the battle of Armageddon.
CGI a bunch of disaster, have your participants fight devils who look like humans, everyone is riding motorcycles and uses guns to kill demons.
Jesus is a biker.
Shoot it like the first Mad Max movie for real cheap, and augment all your scenes with DIY computer effects.
>>66742875
What's their motivation?
>>66742900
>make a live action version of that American Dad episode
It's not a bad idea anon
An off-kilter kids adventure film.
It should feature psychics, aliens, a government conspiracy, obstructive cops, weird hippies, older kids being bullies, and friendship winning the day and saving the planet.
>>66742994
Oh, and a lot of bicycle chases, baseball bats and weird americana. Hell, throw in a sasquatch if you want.
>>66742994
>super 8
I dont want to work with kids. maybe teenagers
>>66742875
Putting serious thought into making this a 10 - 15 min short
>>66742959
Lol, that does sound like an American Dad episode, give me a minute to try to come up with a completely original idea..
>>66742848
>>66743166
Make a semi-anthological series, example.
>character one meets character two, both small kids
>character one tries to stop character two from killing an animal and fails
>flash forward and character one is in high school
>character one tries to stop character 3 from being killed by bullies (gay/trans attack)
>character one is man slaughtered
>flash forward to character 3 in the military
>in a firefight in some desert, they need to take out a sniper
>anyone who goes to the window gets shot
>one character dies, then character four tries to countersnipe, gets shot, dies
>character five tries and gets shot, survives and gets the sniper
and so on...
Is this original?
>>66743313
is character 3 gay/trans or are the bullies?
>>66743410
They are being bullied for being gay/trans.
It doesn't really matter though, it is all hypothetical.
>>66743313
Another idea:
Something philosophical and simple.
>A kid is walking home
>Sees some loose dogs
>Chases down the dogs
>One gets hit and run over by a car
>The kid is sad
>The kid catches the other dog and calls the owner
>The owner dies of heart attack running to the dog
>The kid isn't half as sad
>>66743484
It does matter. Why is 3 gay?
>>66743539
Another idea:
Do something expressionistic. Like Pedro Paramo.
>Go out and film in the wild, or a ghost town
>There is nothing there
>Talks to some ghosts and uncovers history of area
>Loses track of who and what is real
>Kills self
>>66743572
I like this one.
>>66743554
Lol, IDK, I typed that up in like a minute. I guess I needed a way for characters to die, and that sort of thing still happens
>>66743554
>>66743603
Why is it important?
>>66742848
Remake my low budget kino I made in high school
https://youtu.be/BHIIlps7zYc
>>66743624
Trying to mold a story out of fragments of an idea.
>>66743572
Another idea (that is unoriginal):
Make indie arthouse horror.
>Monster is going around hurting/killing people
>Most can't see it, and those who can see it all see it differently
>Those who can't see monster blame death/injuries on victims
>>66743650
Made it 30 seconds
>>66743673
Could you elaborate?
>>66743709
That idea for a monster sounds og to be
>>66743721
Marathon these famas https://youtu.be/eTw9eZXvTkQ
>>66743745
Could you? I don't see how you couldn't understand my answer.
>>66742900
Or maybe do a movie about this:
>Loads of sinners in hell
>Revolt
>Fight tooth and nail through the seven layers of hell and purgatory
>There is no heaven for them once they win
>>66743774
Why do people think Tim and Eric style shit is funny bros?
>>66743784
So you think it is important that character 3 is gay/trans, because you believe it is relevant to constructing a larger story from many smaller stories, and the fact he is gay/trans would be relevant to the smaller story and thus the larger story?
I only used it as an example of a practical way to kill off a character, but I guess it is your movie.
>>66742848
Make a creative porno. You can join in, porno actors cost $500-5000 a scene/20-30 min stint. Cheap, so you'll have money left for great location, good premise and those nice 1080p 60ffs cameras. Do it.
>>66743843
I was wondering why you did it to begin with then you said>>66743603
and that cleared it up for me.
>>66743872
shit I could make a lot of porn now that you mention it
>>66743872
Actually this is good, except don't make it a 'porno,' just make it sexual enough anyone could get off on it. Some ideas:
>Exorcism via sexual contact (not vaginal intercourse or anything)
>Death collecting souls in a very suggestive way
>Post-apocalypse, a thousand naked people stuck together in a room
>Horror, consuming body parts off of a living person
>Two newlyweds cannot be comfortable with sex, too prudish to fuck
If anyone is interested I will post more
>>66742848
Cyberpunk. Just do something cyberpunk, it's literally the most neglected genre.
>>66743955
Keep posting senpai
>>66742848
low budget horror movie on a farm, ez money baby
>>66743971
I completely agree but I have no idea how to make it work without bastardizing it because of a low budget
>>66744044
Low lighting, low lighting everywhere
>>66744024
Been thinking a lot about this and it's very tempting especially when looking at the numbers of paranormal activity
>>66743955
>>66743997
I think >>66743971 is onto something:
>Navi Avatar hair-shit but with sexy cyborgs
>An ugly women is treated nicely by a top-tier man, he treats her like a trophy wife, but she is ugly
>Use rape imagery like Alien, but with vampires sucking blood or something
>Woody Allen's Orgasmotron, but serious
>Forced bimbofication via technology, society submits to implants that replace phones and stuff, but it reduces you to a sexual object in some way
>Caressing, all the time, not of breasts, but character is held tightly, hip to hip with dominant character
You should just give me the money to make a movie with.
If you don't know what you're doing, you're best off finding someone that does.
>>66744153
I more than likely will hire someone to direct
Porno suggestor - if money and not personal thrills are the goal, porno parodies do fairly well and would have a greater impact in the anals of history.
Capeshit is big, female ghostbusters is prime piss rip material
Even have cartoons that could be turned. Redhead om gravity falls as faye Reagan. (get her off the drugs first) etc
>>66744146
>Forced bimbofication via technology
Dear god you're on to something here
>>66744146
>Infomercial for a dress/clothing, models casually change into clothing on air
>Entirely normal soap opera, but nothing isn't suggestive, eating food, shaking hands, bending over, opening doors
>An unusually tall man is paired with an unusually short woman
>Aliens fucking
>Cyberpunk: when everyone goes to sleep they are penetrated in vagina and anus to remove fluid and shit, no need for bathrooms or menstrual products
>Wet t-shirt contest with blood
>>66744241
>faye Reagan
nobody wants to fuck that think or even look at it anymore
a lot of people would bang you for 80k. You could make a porno with somebody really famous.
>>66744290
Heh I like you kid.
>>66744282
Her name still pulls in punters, and and she's low cost, it's win win
>>66743971
>>66744146
>>66744275
I've got great scenes in my head but no story
>>66744368
Except for the STD's
>>66744275
Cyberpunk (maybe):
>Earth is going to be destroyed by something
>There needs to be a mass exodus from Earth
>Spaceship technology won't work for a reason
>Transporter technology was in its infancy and is now being put into mass production
>Inventor unsure of efficacy of plan, but demand forces it into use
>Transport of humans to new planet underway
>Turns out you die on the way, and a clone with your memories makes it, oblivious to your death
>Everyone is in hell
>Inventor makes contact with hell after half of humans are gone
>Warns other half
>They leave anyway because the Earth will be destroyed
>Inventor remains only person on Earth
>Dies with the Earth and ascends to heaven and looks down on the ten billion people he condemned to hell
>>66744403
Which scenes are your favorite? Let's work on a story from there
I wrote a short story about a kid in the future that get's killed. Set in a futuristic city, lots of colour themes. You'd be spending most of the money on special effects for a 15 minute short film if ya want to read it.
art over length, str8 kino senpai
>>66744471
>Infomercial for a dress/clothing, models casually change into clothing on air
I'm imagining the protagonist sitting on a couch (visually something that like Logan's run) watching it with children sitting around watching and disgust washing over him
>>66744510
>kid wakes under dusty bridge on the edge of city
>abandoned by senpai (he thinks)
>walks into city (early morning, everyone asleep)
>every window is dull blue, people are plugged into their computers (with life support) living in VR
>finds tunnel filled with hippies and druggos that have turned away from VR and party all night (lots of colours, sex, drugs, illegal shit, robots fighting snakes in a pit, gambling, cp)
>kid gets picked up by autonomous cop car and falls asleep (implied gassing because stray kid in one child policy)
>>66744510
I'll read it
>>66742848
with that ammount of money you can hire Brendan Fraser, Drake Bell and Uwe Boll to play in a father-son comedy
>>66744449
what the fuck am I reading
Make a porno about memes.
Sell it to brazzers.
>>66744603
>I really could hire Drake Bell
I wouldn't meme him tho
>>66744597
pls no bully i wrote it in an arts unit i decided to do for some reason so i tried to appeal to that crowd
http://pastebin.com/btS1rvHF
>>66744633
That would never work
>>66744578
It could be a high concept kind of thing, the whole movie is this bizarre infomercial, maybe kids are watching it, maybe it obscures lines between adult and child.
But let's formulate a whole story:
Maybe the child watching isn't disgusted, but fascinated with the infomercial model, aspires to be her. And this is the way with the rest of society, it is an honor to be featured in a commercial. In fact, there is no other artistic media present besides these commercials. You could document this child grow up, and compete with peers, sometimes violently perhaps, in order to become a naked model on television.
>>66744700
Not OP but, good shit man
>>66744627
Arthouse at its most mediocre
>>66744700
Halfway through anon
I think this would make a really good animated short
>>66744808
the idea was to do something like that and have a whole story about a guy who lives in that city be the plot to a novel or something.
It's be kinda like 1984 or Blade Runner but dealing with some things like VR worlds, the declined value of women in the future and shit.
>>66744855
>future and shit
truly you are a wordsmith. You got the chops to right a novel that's apparent so do it.
>>66743825
It's because all of these were school projects and that style's the best way to take the piss
>>66744708
I'm saying have the protagonist be disgusted and have the children idealize it. I think some form social media fame would be the childrens goal then television tho.
I like where this is going
>>66744705
Why?
>>66742848
Make this /tv/ classic:
Two gay lovers marry straight women, while maintaining their secret love together. During their time apart, one becomes depressed while the other finds out that fucking his dog is quite similar to fucking his secret boyfriend. The secret relationship becomes public when the dog fucker's obsession with beastiality gets out of hand and the other lover tries to commit suicide. After that, during therapy, the two straight wives begin experimenting, and fall in love with each other, while two gay lovers are driven apart. The two wives divorce their husbands and marry each other. The dog fucker is murdered by fag haters shortly after, while the other male gay lover decides to start a new, more honest life.
If you do, you're going to win awards like you can't even imagine.
Build a home cinema instead.
>>66745013
Like somebody at brazzers would put their logo on some meme shit
>>66742848
Two kindergarten teachers take their classes on a field trip. They haven't really talked much while at the school before, but become friends while working together during the field trip. After getting the kids back to school to be picked up by their parents, the two young women decide to hang out . They go to a bar to drink. Inside, there is a boxing match playing on a tv. It turns out the two ladies have two key mutual interests:
1. Teaching young children and setting them up for a bright future
2. Pure unadulterated fucking bloodsports
They decide to combine the two interests and start an underground fight club at the kindergarten they work at with the children as the fighters. After a while, the club has become popular among gamblers and the other employees also want to join in with their classes. There is now a serious circuit going on and certain champions arise, the most notable being probably Lily "Athena" Johnson, the only girl able to take on the boys. Meanwhile, the two teachers become closer and closer and eventually move in together.
After a few months, parents start complaining about the injuries their children have every day when they come back from school. This reaches a climax when during the final championship match of the fighting season (one month) Athena bites the nose of male favorite James "The Pounder" Clark. Athena refuses to give the nose back and starts wearing it around her neck as a trophy.
1/2
>>66745043
James parents threaten to sue every single person related to the school and the two teachers flee in a van. Soon after beginning their escape they find out Athena is a stowaway on their vehicle. The three women drive around while on the run of the police, making money by having Athena compete in CCTs (Child Combat Tournaments) wherever they go.
In the end, they are caught by nine highly and lethally armed policemen. After a short attempted (and failed) escape, Athena and the teachers are being escorted away by five policemen. While almost being led into the van, Athena starts giggling. We see that she's not actually cuffed and has four adult noses in her right hand as she starts maniacally laughing and the screen fades to black.
2/2
>>66742848
make it about hobos in the 50s
no high-budget necessary + tons of culture that has never been truly explored by movies
>>66745017
I'm going to save this anon. If I ever get my foot in the door I will make it
>>66745033
Yeah, you're probably right. What was I thinking?
>>66745000
Yeah, it could be like a tragedy.
The model would clearly be disturbed by her fame, but the children are so illusioned they don't notice it. Like, commercials are their favorite thing, kids talk about commercials in school, and some commercial are cooler to like than others. By the time the child makes her dream to be on television, she is signed into a lifelong contract and cannot leave after she-herself is disillusioned. She is powerless to stop the idolatry of the children that mob her when she walks down a street, and on tv she is an empress with no clothes.
>>66745043
>>66745065
Literal genius
>>66745043
>>66745065
This could work as a comedy. I'm saving it. Fucking bravo man
>>66745173
>>66745136
thanks
It was loosely based on this:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/12100549/Nursery-teacher-who-ran-baby-fight-club-found-guilty-of-child-cruelty.html
>>66745117
You're hung up on the commercials aspect. I think the main idea would be social commentary on internet fame and little sluts.
Found footage remake of Salo.
You're welcome.
>>66745259
I guess commercials are more interesting to me, it's your movie tho...
>>66745237
Damn.
Anymore fucked up news articles to get ideas from?
Anon Presents: JUST
Eric Roberts and Brendan Fraser star as two down on their luck guys struggling to make ends meets while struggling to pay alimony and entertain suicidal thoughts..
Film it right and you'll come in under budget/
>>66745017
If a gay auteur made this it would be a huge hit.
>>66745065
>>66745043
what the fuck am I reading
this is based
>>66745022
I want a 70mm projector.
>>66742848
Go for a low budget horror movie. You could actually make some money off it.
>rent a place like an old farm or just some cabin in the woods
>look up popular creepy pasta stories or come up with your own horror story
>hire cheap actors
>spend a week or so writing a script
>plan ahead for your production so you know what resources you'll need for filming
>???
>profit
>>66742875
laughed out loud familia
>>66743650
true art
