You're allowed four /tv/ related wishes with the monkey paw. What do you wish for?
1. For Carnivale to receive all six season like it was supposed too
2. For all capeshit to go away
3. Joss Whedon to be erased from everyone's memory
4. more seasons of Jericho
1. Del Toro gets to make Mountains Of Madness
2. Satoshi Kon is alive
3. Carnivale to receive all six season like it was supposed too
4. Actresses in general get a little bit fatter
1. Wish /tv/ would disappear forever and never come back.
Then I'd just throw the monkey paw away.
>>66721804
Lord of the Rings trilogy directed by Akira Kurosawa. Don't need any other wishes.
I would wish for a waifu to take my pain away
I would wish for more Quentin Tarantino films because he's my favy
I would wish for Jamie Foxx to win another Oscar
and I would wish for more diversity and black actors in film
1. I get to marry my waifu
2. dont fuck with my wishes
all i need
>>66722439
>We never got to see Ben and Justin argue about the Trinity test bomb then realized it was probably for the best of mankind and decided to set it off anyway
1. The jews disappear from hollywood
2. the nonwhites finally shut the fuck up and strive to become better persons
3. SJW go extinct
4. HBO: Rome never got cancelled
>>66721804
1) No more generals
2) No more cunnyposting
3) No more mobile posting
4) Baneposting never dies
>>66722763
>no more cunnyposting
So reddit: the board
>>66721804
1. Schmacher never makes Batman Forever/Batman and Robin, Tim Burton makes his versions instead.
2. Kung Pow does crazy well at the box office and gets five more movies.
3. The 90s Mario movie is a huge hit and becomes the start of a Nintendo cinematic universe.
4. Those two fucks who made Epic Movie/Date Movie and the rest never enter the film industry.
1. I wish that Sergio Leone didn't die in 1989 and that he could direct at least 5 more movies.
2. Niggers stop being whiny faggots and learn to act and get good roles.
3. No more remakes of good movies.
4. Capeshit is erased from everyone's memory.
>>66722722
>4. HBO: Rome never got cancelled
Imagine... a version of Rome that never ended. It was just another season, after another season. After several seasons, after having blazed through the entire history or the Roman Empire the series continues, exploring all eras of the city up the current day.
>>66722986
>We never got to see Caligua "claiming victory" over the sea and other wacky antics or Nero going batshit
Imagine the memes that could've been with Caligula.
>>66722986
It is a feel I must live with every single day of my life
>>66721804
>1. For Carnivale to receive all six season like it was supposed too
Carnivale receives all six seasons, each one more disappointing than the last with most wishing the series had never come back.
>2. For all capeshit to go away
Capeshit is gone. In its place is 30 more Star Wars spin-off films.
>3. Joss Whedon to be erased from everyone's memory
Everybody forgets Whedon and now praises J.J. Abrams even more.
>4. more seasons of Jericho
see: 1
>>66722986
>>66723054
>mfw sack of Rome
I would just wish for everyone to either wake up as CIA or Bane the next morning.
>>66723150
>Capeshit is gone. In its place is 30 more Star Wars spin-off films.
I'd be perfectly fine with that
>>66721804
1. Funding for my tv show idea
2 . Kung Pow sequel
3. Jennifer Love Hewitt gets a divorce and falls in love with me (I'll raise her kids, call me a cuck. I don't care)
4. Funding for my reboot of the Percy Jackson series. And I'll do it right this time.
>>66721804
1. Doctor Who fandom discussion is illegal and punished by hanging
2. BBC air the live event of Richard Hammond boiled to death
3. Coronation Street is on 7 days a week
4. Helen Mirren does a full porno
>>66723150
>Everybody forgets Whedon and now praises J.J. Abrams even more.
Does this mean there was a Star Wars TV show about bounty hunters instead of Firefly?
>>66721804
1. Farscape doesn't get surprise cancelled
2. Capeshit dies
3. Star Wars prequels actually lived up to the original trilogy
4. The push for diversity dies
>>66723245
>1. Funding for my tv show idea
You get the funding, but lose creative control. Your show is complete shit because of that and the public hates you because your show sucks.
>2 . Kung Pow sequel
Every scene is like the cow fight. The original cast is not involved.
3. Jennifer Love Hewitt gets a divorce and falls in love with me
You find out that the only thing that gets her off is watching the man she loves getting BLACKED.
>4. Funding for my reboot of the Percy Jackson series. And I'll do it right this time.
Due to a freak accident, you are struck blind, and thus never able to actually see the finished product.
1. Emma Watson fucks me with a strapon.
2. Emily Blunt fucks me with a strapon.
3. Daisy Ridley fucks me with a strapon.
4. Elizabeth Olsen fucks me with a strapon.
>>66723549
lol if 1 happened. I really would shoot myself. But it's likely to happen if I ever get my ideas off the ground.
For 4. how does the movie come out? If it's amazing then I could live with that desu. First blind director.
>>66723662
It's a trainwreck and you're lynched from a lamppost at the first viewing
>>66723629
>1. Emma Watson fucks me with a strapon.
>2. Emily Blunt fucks me with a strapon.
>3. Daisy Ridley fucks me with a strapon.
>4. Elizabeth Olsen fucks me with a strapon.
This happens concurrently. Actually, I can't tell if that's a good or bad thing for you.
>>66723662
>If it's amazing then I could live with that desu.
Critics and audiences tear it apart. You really don't understand as all the footage you saw made it seem like an incredibly faithful adaptation.
1. Deadwood gets a full 7 seasons
2. The Walking Dead stops existing
3. Philip Seymour Hoffman never fell off the wagon
4. Keira Knightley and Milana Vayntub come out as lesbians and an explicit, HD sextape of theirs finds its way to the internet
>>66721804
1. Some crazy multi billionaire pours his fortune into making a 40k movie, spared no expenses and he puts me in charge of hiring/firing directors, writers and so on. Plus I have the last say in all aspects of making the movie really.
2. Rome was never cancelled.
3. The current trend of rebooting, remaking and unnecessary sequels ends. Leading to more spending on original ideas.
4. Natalie Portman, Eva Green, Bryce Dallas Howard and Amy Adams all falls madly in love with me and crazy drama ensues because of this.
1. All feature films that get wide releases (think capeshit and horrible comedies) get limited releases, all limited releases (Son of Saul, Macbeth, etc.) get wide releases.
2. For a singular, unified, non-obtrusive, non-DRM movie rental service. Think Pirate Bay, but legal, for $20 a month. No stupid program to install, no spyware, none of that "this movie is only on Netflix" and "this movie is only on Hulu" bullshit, no 30 mins of ads before everything.
3. No more politics. No more of this "muh diversity" crap and feminist pandering. It reeks of marketing studies and nine times out of ten it's paired with awful writing.
4. Keep movie theaters as fucking movie theaters. I don't want waiters running around handing out pizza and cocktails when I'm trying to watch a fucking movie. I don't want half the seats removed so you can put in recliners and charge an extra $10 per ticket. I don't want to wear 3D glasses and have to pay $20 to watch a goddamn film. I don't need mechanized seats that rumble and tilt with the movie. I just want to pay $5 to watch a goddamn movie in a regular chair with a sticky floor, like in the 90s.
>>66721804
1. I wish for Simpsons to be rich and famous.
2. I wish for world peace.
3. I wish for a new pacifier.
4. I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce, and mustard, and... I don't want any zombie turkies, I don't wanna turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any more weird surprises, you got it!
1. Rome style series set in Ancient Greece during the Peloponnesian war
2. Movie about The Expedition of Cyrus
3. Movie about the Expedition of Alexander
4. All proceeds go to me
1. Star Wars The Clone Wars recieves 8 seasons like it was supposed to
2. Episode 8 is a 10/10 movie
3- Episode 9 is considered one of the greatest movies of all time and is 10/10
4. Christopher Lee lived forever
>>66723258
Like Helen Mirren now, or 25 years ago?
>>66723714
I will fully support all of these wishes.
>>66721804
1. HBO spends their entire 10 year budget so Peter Jackson can make a series adaptation of The Silmarillion, and Terrence Malick directs the first 2,5 hour episode focusing entirely on the creation aspect.
2. Capeshit goes out of fashion.
3. The Leftovers gets renewed for a 4th season.
4. I get to have a foursome with Emma Stone, Emma Watson and Vanessa Hudgens.
>>66725779
>Letting Jackson anywhere near the Silmarillion after the Hobbit
>>66726352
>Implying it was his fault
>>66726712
He admitted having no idea what to do with the project.
>>66722490
Wasnt Kubrick in the talks for LotR movies at some point? That couldve been interesting too
>>66721804
> got to not be shit anymore
> fracturing of /tv/ into /cel /tv and movies/ and /film/
>L O S Tsequel
>jodorowsky's dune to be a thing
>>66726807
Yeah, because the producers screwed del Taco, then del Taco screwed the producers and then the producers screwed Jackson. It was a production nightmare, and the reason Jackson didn't know what the hell to do was because he didn't have any time to think aboutwhat he was doing.
>>66726819
Yeah, starring The Beatles.
1. JJ isnt the Force Awakens director also the movie looks/is good
2. Del Toro made the hobbit movies (only 2 btw)
3. Vince Gilligan and his Brba camera crew in charge of true detective season 2
4. Fukanaga und Vince Team up for season 3
>>66726985
Sounds goat if you ask me
Any particular reason why it didnt got made?
>>66722763
what's the problem with mobile posters?
>>66727038
Not sure, I think he just wasn't able to get the necessary funding.
>>66725779
>3. Vince Gilligan and his Brba camera crew in charge of true detective season 2
You're supposed to ask for good things
1) Satoshi Kon lives to 85+
2) Andrei Tarkovsky lives to 85+
3) Alejandro Gonzalez Inarittu is stuck in a field somewhere playing with crops
4) J.J Abrams is born with an actual imagination and channels all his energy towards Fringe, especially in preventing the debacle that was the 4th and 5th seasons
>>66724307
i'd like to think that you know that from memory
>>66721804
1. Removal of The Classification and Rating Administration (“CARA”) and the de facto cultural censorship of the NC-17 rating system
2. a foreign film quota for theaters
3. restoration of the public domain concept and break-up of the "steamboat willy" studio practice
4. a 400 million $ adaptation of Nihei's BLAME! co-directed by David Fincher and Darren Aronofsky
I can die in peace now, thank you based OP.
1) Noir revival
that's it, that's all i fucking want
>>66722986
Fuck. I can't imagine how great this would have been.
1. A spiritual successor to American Graffiti and Dazed & Confused, this time set in the 90s. Directed by Harmony Korine.
2. A quiet, small-scale melodrama set in suburbia about two wincesting teenage brothers and the ramifications of their relationship on their family/community. Directed by Henry Hobson. Scored by Sufjan Stevens.
3. A third Tomb Raider movie where Angie plays an old, retired Lara Croft and must train a young protegé (played by an up-and-coming american/canadian actress putting on a british accent) to help her stop a hammy foreign villain from destroying the world, and ultimately take her place. Longer than the first two, with more globe-trotting scenery porn, wacky banter between the supporting cast and ridiculous action. Directed by Roland Emmerich. Shot by Roger Deakins.
4. Ariel Winter has a baby, gets her tits back and becomes the top-tier titcow once again. Continues to do roles where she plays homely characters whose proportions the rest of the cast have to ignore.
1. No superhero movies are allowed to be made without 5 years of writing and planning by an actual comic book writer and all costumes must be approved by a panel.
2. Ban pol crossposters
3. End shoehorned in multiculturalism
4. Women and actors over 50 in fight scenes have to have some sort of advantage to win if they're fighting a 25 year old bodybuilder
>>66721804
Leo get his Oscar redacted
Niggers get their own Oscar category and it stays for the next 10 years to shame them
Phillip Seymour Hoffman was alive
I get to produce the next season of true detective
1. the christina hendricks "udder insanity" pasta becomes reality
2. brendan fraser enjoys the biggest comeback of all time, steamrolling hollywood for years until he sweeps the oscars with a film he writes, directs, and stars in. personally thanks /tv/ in his speech.
3. aidan and tom star in true detective season 3
4. I'd like the blu-ray of wish #1
>>66725413
both, she did 2 forty years apart
>>66721804
Fuck back to /v/ with your crossposting, faggot.
