Let's make a STARTREK crew prevision thread (since they pretty much confirmed nigra captain). How bad will they fuck up ? How stupid this will be ? How much of the same crap are we getting ?
> Captain
Strong black woman with "by the book" high morals and rigorous code of conduct and ethics.
> Vice-captain
White female, also human, but with a rebellious "hothead" attitude, will always confront the captain on moral issues.
> Pilot
Ethnic human boytoy, shy but sweet, romance subplots everytime.
> Security
Badass female alien who can't open her feelings. Probably lesbian.
> Doctor
Only white man of the crew, a bit old, overweight, often wrong but never evil. Also gay.
> Engineer
Vulcan with a twist, male or female (or other ?), could never master its emotions like its people. BECAUSE THEY NEVER CAN.
> Communications
Weird small female alien, always reliable, bad stuff happen to her all the time.
>Female Captain
I cannot wait
>>66715946
All of the crew members are Karl Urban. He will play every part in various makeup and costumes.
I dare you to build a better crew.
>>66716595
I... I... I can't !
>>66716595
> Kurl Urban in a wig playing a Janeway-style captain.
I never knew I had this fetish.
>>66716987
>Karl Urban with pointy ears playing a militaristic romulan
>Wears the Dredd scowl the entire time
>>66715946
>Vice-captain
> Pilot
do u even star trek
>>66717029
>Karl Urban with Klingon prosthetics
>He rides for death and glory and the people of Qo'nos
>black Captain
That's fine, I liked Sisko.
>female Captain
Totally okay, Janeway was good.
>female black captain
And into the trash it goes.
>>66717408
To be fair, last time a Star Trek series had a white male captain it bombed horribly
>>66717408
It's literally like the last bridge they can cross unless they get a Jewish captain, but they don't exist anymore so that can't happen
>Chief of Security
A straight-laced, by-the-book Cardassian.
>Captain
A devilishly handsome and Han Solo-ish white male along the lines of Capt. Okana from TNG.
>>66715946
What is titty alien on the right reacting to?
>>66716595
>Star Trek Fans: All parts are Jeffrey Combs
>"Star Trek" "Fans": All parts are Karl Urban lol xd
It's about time the captain was something other than human.
I want a Vulcan captain.
>>66717966
Vulcans are just humans with pointy ears.
Computer-generated non-humanoid captain WHEN?
>>66717966
They already had a black captain
>>66717904
Alien on the left is getting his dick sucked under the console.
>>66717927
>Implying Combs would be better than Urban just because he's played a bunch of bit parts.
Please. He's just the Ted Raimi of Star Trek. Though now I that I said it, I want to see Ted Raimi in Star Trek.
>>66717966
Bolian captain when?
>>66717994
How about one that is just a brain in a jar?
>>66715946
Female commanders can be based as fuck, shut your hole.
>from a society that long since abandoned war so only carries an academic understanding of tactics and strategy
>has experienced androids from past wars and the sum total of human knowledge at her disposal
>manages to formulate innovative solutions to complex problems on the fly
>unwavering resolve, ability to keep cool under pressure
>knows when to negotiate and when to take decisive action
>cares for her crew and the mission above all other priorities
Should serve as a model for all future sci-fi captains.
>Captain
Female Klingon/Vulcan halfbreed. The only emotion she feels is anger.
>First officer
Old man, former captain who was a POW with the Kardashians.
>Doctor
Holodeck doctor, because it worked so well on the Voyager
>Helmsman
Female Ferengi, naked of course
>Tactical officer
Android, powerful and fast reactions
>Engineer
Pure energy alien. Is one with the reactor.
realistic cast:
all slant eyeds and pajeets
>>66718990
How in the hell those people could become Starfleet officers ?
>>66719537affirmative action
>>66719537
Pure energy engineer would fly through the academy.
>>66719274
>>To Boldly poo where no loo has gone before.
>>66715946
>MFW all the niggos whine about lack of PoC but what they really mean is lack of niggos
>Prime time television is well over 50% niggos
>Niggos make up less than 10% of U.S. population
>"Y AINT DER NO BRUTHAZ N SISTAZ IN HAWLWOOD?"
>Literally every country has a more xenophobic film industry
https://youtu.be/-2LTKs8-s0A
