we raid soon
>>66657175
WOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOO
>its a bjorn vs bear episode
HOW THE FUCK DID FLOKI'S DAUGHTER DIE
>>66657175
Who is the best character of the show.
Floky or Rollo?
>>66658741
WINTER
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>>66658787
floki is best char, tv just dosnt know it yet.
>>66658844
>floki will be assumed into asgard by the norse gods themselves
VIKINGS FUCKING CONFIRMED
10 minutes lads
Who else with Ragnar smack? When will Floki admit he was a jealous bastard so Ragnar can forgive him? Will Rollo start putting ribbons in his hair to make his new wife happy? And will Aslaug just stab her husband and be done with it? Also, snakes?
>>66658787
Floki. Though Rollo is getting up there since he turncoat for his Frank wife.
>>66659867
everyone was down with the ragnar smack
floki will never admit it!
rollo will wave a white flag and eat frog legs
aslaug will just spread her legs and do nothing
Why is floki such a bitch half of the time?
>>66659952
Because the gods have made him that way.
Floki is suffering Loki's fate. But, hey, at least he is not getting venom in his eyes.
Blondie boy is going to be butchered, isn't he?
why doesnt she put the bowl as a helmet?
>>66658815
DAMN YOU SNOW
>>66660278
Don't ruin her fun.
>>66660278
Because the myth goes, Loki was punished by being shoved in a cave where a serpent dripped venom into his eyes. His wife would hold a bowl over his head to catch the venom. The only time she couldn't do so was when she emptied the bowl. This is Floki's parallel fate.
>>66660278
i was wondering the same thing
LAGERTHA SEXX
Rollo is cute!
tsundere
not athelstan is pissing me off
Meanwhile, on Man vs. Wild with your host Bjorn....
"He should be cut and crucified." Because that's what Jesus would do.
Rollo: me in first year language.
Fucking Rollo kek
classic rollo
Is Bjorn stuck in Revenant?
what a fat bear. bjorn should shame that bear for it's fatness
That is one fat bear. Rolly polly bear.
>that rollo freak out
Rollo best character
Bjorn means bear. So, bear vs. bear. My money is on bear.
>>66660966
>>66660988
>bear couldn't even be bothered to lose weight for the role
Bear confirmed Brando of the animal world. Also chekd.
>>66661028
>betting on bear over bear
Such plebery.
Of course Vikings would have stray barrels of booze just hanging around.
>>66661149
Or charging a bear with a shitty axe and knife
Ragnar has yellow fever
bearfight wasnt as intense as i thought it would be
>>66661267
Every sane man does
I miss tiny Bjorn. That actor had enough, "My dad is an idiot" attitude to be cute.
>>66661285
They couldn't hire Leo's bear. That bear was Oscar worthy.
>that entire scene
But how does Ragnar know Auslaug fucked the hermit?
>son kills bear
>I need some yellow meat
"um fish"
>>66661334
She told him
>>66659867
Snakes here, what do you need to know sss?
>>66661334
The village is full of gossips. Lots and lots of gossips. That's what you have when you don't have television or the internet.
>rando slut dictating terms to the King
this shot is getting progressively more stupid
Athelstan's Wessex fanclub is too much.
Do you think those two are imagining the other one is Athelstan?
>>66661454
show*
A ghost Athelstan appears?
The fuck? Oh shit!
>>66661556
Yehwah Appelstani
Athelstan saves Floki?
MERCY FUCKING CONFIRMED
why even appear to the king if you're not gonna say anything wtf
BASED APPLESEED
MERCY
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;_; don't go
Athelstan shows up with Dead Can Dance playing behind him.
>>66661621
To show let him know that he is dead?
>>66661671
oh right, totally forgot he didnt know he died
How much religious/mythology imagery can they cram in one episode?
Show mercy to floki
attack mercia
How many supernatural elements are on this show? Christian. Norse. Are all gods real here?
>>66661792
I guess it's trying to be unbiased.
AETHULWULF KWENRITH OTP
rollo confirmed for perfect french by next episode
Ragnar confirmed at the edge.
OTP
OTP
OTP
>>66661960
>kill myself or everyone around me
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>>66661960
Yep. He's been wanting to die since the first episode this season. He has been trying to push everyone to kill him.
>>66661979
babies when?
>>66661979
He is going to give her the rollo'ing of a lifetime
>>66661992
>>66661999
>>66661939
This gon be gud.
>>66662057
next episode looks intense
>bjorn 1v1ing a berserker with an axe handle
>ragnar losing his mind
>aethelwulf being cucked by his dad as he simultaneously cucks his wife
>rollo getting some damn respect
>flocki vs seer final redux
>>66662184
the tragedy of floki playing the fool and bringing about the thing he was trying to prevent is what the seer is going to use against him because his faith broke in face of applestan's conversion and martyr'd him. Also taking Ragnar from him and dooming their people in process.
goddamn
Bjorns adventures in the wild is better than The Revenant.
Prove me wrong you cant.
>>66664375
i'd watch a whole miniseries of just bjorn living on the lam
>>66664435
Literally this.
Even him just walking around and checking traps was pretty sweet.
>>66664481
Getting wasted, gawping at the aurora borealis and talking shit with his wolfbros. Best scene.
>>66664375
>>66664435
after this episode of vikings, the number of people who will die bear hunting with a hatchet will increase by over 9000%
also dont try bathing in the lake during winter at home kids.
>>66664529
posting frpm my phine
are you telling me thid is a bad idea or somethig
shit hes here brb
>Helga holding a bowl over the much-taller Floki's head to catch the water drops until she's so exhausted she can barely stand
>not just putting the bowl upside-down on Floki's head to deflect the drops
Work smarter, not harder, Helga.
>>66664586
Its pottery of Lokis punishment.
>>66664568
Bring your axe and knife for fat bears bruhh
>>66664586
kekkle
