What should the next Oscar category be?
Best Meme
Darkest skin
>>66628940
Biggest nigger
>best cunny
>best supporting cunny
Best booty
>>66628940
Crashing this plane
Biggest guy
Smallest guy
Most Diverse Movie
best transgender actor
>>66628940
Best YouTube/vimeo short
best dubscheck em'
Best RapeFinally, a category blacks can dominate
>>66628940
Niggers need awards.
Movie that least offends the academy
>>66629072
I wincheck em
best kino
Best VR experience.
>>66629019
This is likely
Best BLACKED Kino
Biggest Kuck. Since everyone in /tv/ is obsessed with kuckery, this would be a hot topic.
Best Jewish Breasts On A Female Lead
Strongest Woman
>>66628940
Best Child Actor
Also, why are sound design and sound mixing two different categories? I assume most people have no idea what the difference is.
Most Popular Social Message (at the time)
>>66630293
Can breasts be Jewish when the person they're attached to is not?
In 1927 they awarded two statues for Best picture:
Outstanding Picture and Unique and Artistic Production.
I'd like them to do that again because it's become farcical what wins best picture. Split it into two categories so pleb films and art both stand a chance at winning.
>>66630438
but all the Oscar noms are pleb films.
Best Liberal shill
>>66630484
Maybe that wouldn't be the case with the Unique and Artistic Production category brought back.
>>66630381
sound design is the actual use of sounds, like a gun noise or car engine or the creak of a door. Sound mixing is how all the sound is put together in the final movie.
Its sort of like the difference between best film editing and best visual effects.
It should be Stunts
>>66630432
Yes, otherwise we'd be shitlord scum.
>>66630218
>>66629067
I could see these in the future. Not YT, but maybe amazon or netflix
>>66630381
No. Most child actors aren't that talented or trained enough yet so the award wouldn't hold as much merit as the other Oscars. To say you gave the best performance out of all the child actors that year isn't much of an accomplishment
>>66630636
For the stunt doubles or best overall stunts in a movie? Visual effects already covers the second one, but it'd be hilarious to see a stunt double get an Oscar while the actor he/she's stunting for doesn't
>>66628940
Best kids film
best animated feature film (now minus fucking kids films)
So the academy can save the embarassment of awarding a disney cartoon for 5 year olds over films like anomalisa and fantastic mr. Fox
Best Pacing
Outstanding achievements in Product Placement™
>>66628940
Who gives a fuck? The Oscars are just a form of advertising.
Highest bodycount opening weekend
The gaping asshole category
>>66632034
I'm sorry you can't appreciate the true Kino that is the Oscars Viewing Experience
>>66631981
lel
>>66628991
Kill yourself.
Best Performance by a Man-Ape
Best digital performance
Best Complainer
Best (Worst) Oscar-bait
>>66628991
>>66630381
this 2bh
>>66628940
Best black acting.
>>66630432
This would be non-kosher.
>>66633332
You're a big goy
>>66628940
Best interracial sex scene
>>66633907
>race riots break out across america as the award goes to a Chinese man fucking a beautiful Black woman
>>66630636
Stunts has been proposed for decades, the Governors keep refusing it.
Best Eric Roberts film
>>66628940
biggest cuck where will wheaton and louis ck take turns winning it every year
>>66628991
cunnys are underrepresented in hollywood
>>66628940
Blackest actor
realest nigga
Bravest Performance
For a beautiful actress who makes herself ugly on film, which is apparently a courageous thing to do. Nominees may also include less attractive or older actresses who have a nude scene
Best Gay Pretending To Be Straight, with Jon Hamm and Kevin Spacey being the prime candidates.
Okay, so all the answers here are shitty memes about how angry black people complaining makes this board.
Here's a real one, Best Non-Live Performance. Right now motion-capture and voice acting are illegible, it's a shame an actor as talented as Andy Serkis has gone unrecognized for his work, a non-live category could recognise both mo-cap and the great vocal performances that we see in animated films every year, yet go unlauded.
