here to have some real talk, with some real folks. Ask me anything.
Who are you?
>>66605977
just a regular guy
dude anon straight up sucks
>>66605954
What up, "Matt"?
Can I see Kylo Ren's lightsaber?
>>66606302
>>66606404
That thing looks dangerous, man.
Poorly made.
Like a little kid made it.
Dude Matt SUCKS
This skit is the one funny thing that SNL made in the last ten years.
>>66606506
Leslie Jones almost ruined it, as usual
>>66606552I HAVEN'T HAD MY MUFFIN YET, MATT
She fit the part they had her play.
But yeah, unnecessary.
>>66606085
for you
>>66606552
>Black lady is 'sassy' and rude
Wow, so original. And they wonder why these people aren't getting nominated for awards.
>>66606435
THEN
>>66607024
YOU DONT HAVE TO LOOK AT IT
>>66607079
oh yeah?
>>66605954
are you a punk ass bitch?
>>66605954
>Ask me anything.
Go back to fucking plebbit you piece of shit.
Can we all agree that this was actually funny?
>Based Adam gives a 10/10 SW villain that's not a pale derivative of Darth Vader AND a watchable SNL sketch in the 21st century
Is there anything he can't do?
>>66607427
Be attractive.
>>66607466
O U C H
U
C
H
>>66605954
>Kylo.jpg
You lie. That's Matt, he's the new radar technician.
>>66607466
Really? Ask your imaginary gf what she thinks. Ask the 2016 list of sexist people or whatever because I'm guaranteeing you he'll be in the top 20.
>>66607427
>>66607466
>is an amazing actor
>pisses off SJWs and feminists daily
>BTFO'd Lena Dunham
>was in the marines
>has a hot wife
>4chan: DUDE HES UGLY LMAO
Shallower than fucking tumblr fangirls, I swear.
>>66607506
Hi, Adam!
>>66607427
>AND a watchable SNL sketch in the 21st century
Yes because Adam Driver wrote the ideas and script for that scene and wasn't just being a normal actor
>>66607506
>sexist people
He can't compete with based Mel Gibson.
>>66607542
>tumblr fangirls
>shallow
>implying they don't worship ugly lizard men
>>66607542
>was in the marines
He got raped by a bike and sent home.
Didn't even leave the States.
>>66607705
Yeah but he can still beat you up, faggot.
>>66607705
Tell me about your long military service that allows you to dismiss his.
>>66607776
Hey Adam.
>>66607803
I don't have to do someone's job to know that they sucked at it.
>>66607852
So you're saying I get to be Adam? Fucking sweet, bro.
I'm buying a plane ticket right now to go to his house, fuck his wife and use all his money
>>66607852
That's not what you were doing. You were criticizing and dismissing his military service when the reality is if he's had literally any military service that tops yours.
>>66607237
ANYMORE
N
Y
M
O
R
E
>>66607931
>Joanne Tucker
You could do worse, I guess.
>>66607931
Posts like this are very middle school
>>66607466
It don't matter. He's rich.
>>66607957
So because I've never worn camo and been proud of it I can't criticize someone who has?
Are you lost?
Driver served about as much as a USO girl.
Actually less because they have to go overseas.
>>66608020
Still more than you though
>>66607957
>>66608053
>your accomplishments and successes in life mean nothing when compared to someone who did a little basic training
Ok pal
>>66608120
Why are you so upset and insecure?
>>66608053
>he wore a uniform so he's better than you
STEERS AND QUEERS
>>66608146
>implications mean you're upset and insecure
>implying i was the one you were talking to
You're not too bright
>>66608182
>He had literally any military service so he's better when it comes to military service than any person who has had none
There you go.
>>66608230
>americans ACTUALLY believe this
No wonder your country is the way it is
>>66608230
I've never been in a movie and yet I'm a better actor than Hayden.
>>66608282
You're probably right but It's not about being better or worse. It's saying, "He's not a REAL actor" when he has professionally acted in a movie and you have not.
>>66606506
Skits with kyle and beck is actually funny compared to literally anything else though. SNL don't deserve those two.
>>66608341
I never said Driver wasn't a Marine.
I said he was a pathetic Marine.
>got raped by a bike and sent home
It qualifies but hardly.
