it has to happen
IT HAS TO HAPPEN
http://screenrant.com/spider-man-2017-mcu-jk-simmons-jameson/
Modern MCU capeshit doesn't deserve him. He's a based Raimi casting choice and he belongs in based Raimi's films. Now if they brought Raimi, Tobey, Dunst, Campell and him back for an MCU Spider-Man 4...
>>66587089
Oh shut the fuck up about Raimi you faggot.
>>66587089
Raimi is a hack.
>>66587151
Nah you should trust try getting some taste. Enjoy Disney Presents: Tone Deaf Le Epik Iron Quipman #6: The Search for More Money this summer though.
>Dammit Parker, I need pictures of Aunt May's scat porn collection, not Spiderman!
Amazed how Raimi even let this scene make the final cut
only if elite actor tobey maguire is back as spider man
>>66587186
Nah. Evil Dead and a simple plan are quite good.
>>66587022
I don't like spiderman/capeshit in general, but JK Simmons was by far the highlight of those movies.
I really hope that happens anon =)
>>66587089
I don't think Raimi's dialogue would be allowed today
>"I'm gonna kill Spiderman like I killed those faggot gypsies"
Today's audience might get offended
I'm interested in seeing Hugh Laurie as JJ
And the award for Worst Forced Meme 2016 goes to...
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>>66587186
Fuck off back to /col/. Raimi was one of the only capeshit directors to get the tone right
>m-muh comics
>>66587291
I see you've already earned your award for Biggest Faggot!
![1456867443626[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sSED7hT.jpg "1456867443626[1].jpg")
>Come here. Parker, what do you know about high society?
>Oh... well, I...
>Don't answer that. My society photographer got hit in the head by a polo ball. You're all I got. Big party tonight for an American hero, my son the astronaut.
>Could you pay me in advance?
>[Jameson laughs hysterically for a few seconds]
>You serious? You don't think I see what you're trying to do here, Parker? You think I'm gonna sit here and smile while some fucking kike tries to fuck my mother? It's never gonna happen Parker, fucking forget it, not on my watch, not while I'm in this building. I will fucking cut your Shylock nose off and stick it up your ass before I let that happen. Coming in here and poisoning my workplace with your Jewish, nigger-loving, hippie bullshit. Fuck you! Fuck you! Yeah, walk out, asshole, fucking Kabbalah reading motherfucker. Get the fuck out of my office
This will never fly in the MCU
>>66587298
the only thing good about raimi's spiderman was paul molina playing doctor ocotopus.
Everything else was awful and the only reason you think otherwise is because you saw them when you were a child.
>>66587089
Dunst was awful though.
>>66587387
No one agrees with you
Nolan's tired dark edgy superhero style flick is garbage, superhero movies should be lighthearted.
>>66587387
Elaborate on why you think it's bad, /co/ retard
>>66587387
>Molina was the only good thing
>gets his name wrong
>300 dollars for pictures of niggerman? I swear this city needs another 9/11
Raimi really let J.J. get crazy in those improv scenes
>>66587387
What the shit kind of opinion is this? Spider-Man 2 is essentially a perfect action / adventure movie.
>>66587387
Defoe was great too but otherwise I agree
Marvel should have just made Tobey be the one that shows up on Civil War as Spider-Man.
Make the Raimi Spider-Man canon in the MCU. Have him be the second superhero to ever appear in the world (or New York City) after Captain America.
1940s - Captain America
Early 2000s - Spider-Man
2008 - Iron Man
2012 - The Avengers
Etc. etc.
Coulda worked. Then the MCU Spider-Man movie could have been Spider-Man 4.
>>66587588
It would have been quite a stretch to imply that Spider-Man had existed prior to Iron Man. I think they even made mention in IM 1 or 2 that he was the first notable "special" guy or whatever the fuck since Captain America
>>66587387
Raimi's Spidermans are the best comic adaptations ever made you pleb. The first two at least. And I saw them last year.
I want to live in an alternate timeline where Toby is actually gonna be Spidey in Civil War and we've all been rused.
>this other chucklefuck is announced as Spider-Man
>all of this implying MCU is getting a new one
>movie comes out
>Spidey debuts, has a fight scene without saying anything
>finally comes face to face with Cap or someone
>"and who do you think you are?" or something to that effect
>just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man
>takes off the mask, it's fucking Toby
Mandatory.
>>66587151
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>>66587387
Fuck you faggots, Raimi is by far the best capeshit director. Spider-Man 4 would be better than a generic Marvel flick directed by a no name hack.
>>66587022
Spider Man 2 is the only genuinely good superhero movie I've ever seen. One is decent.
And Tobey was a great Spider Man.
>>66587387
I bet you enjoy all of the MCU movies.
>>66589522
Jesus this is fucking stupid. At least put it in a shitty MSPaint comic and post it on reddit next ime
>>66587151
this, the first 2 spiderman movies aren't that good.
>>66589639
Post some capeshit that's superior, faggot.
Alright gang, if JK doesn't come back, who would you cast? I'd go for this guy even though he's a bit of a meme
>>66589663
most are actually
>>66589685
>implying generic MCU shit is superior to Raimi's brilliance
Kill yourself.
>>66589697
if those MCU shit movies came out 15 years ago you would be spending all your time defending THOSE mediocre movies.
>>66589666
He's already Howard Stark in the MCU though.
>>66589666
Satanic trips speak the truth
>>66589716
No I wouldn't. Raimi's movies have actual style and heart, almost every MCU movie is the same shit over and over again.
>>66587324
I read the entire thing in his yelling voice!
>>66589766
You'd just be saying the opposite if the movie dates were reversed.
>>66589805
No I wouldn't. Raimi's goofy style is very different from the snark of the MCU movies.
>>66589864
keep telling yourself that i guess
>>66589893
Keep being a tasteless faggot.
>>66589899
having nostalgia glasses isnt the same thing as having taste
>>66589916
>muh nostalgia glasses
Oh fuck off, you MCU defenders always resort to this shit. The Raimi movies had actual style and vision. Raimi is one of the only people who has worked in capeshit who could be called an auteur.
>>66590012
i'm not defending the MCU movies, they are mediocre as fuck, like the spiderman movies.
>>66589893
It's true. Raimi's movies were very cornball and in a sincere way. Every time something cheesy happens in an MCU movie characters make a bunch of self-aware quips. The tones are very different.
>>66590033
The Raimi movies were unique when they came out and still hold up because Raimi's style is pretty different from the MCU's style. Most of the MCU movies are forgettable and styleless.
>>66590307
Any time someone dies the characters make a bunch of self-aware quips. Any time robot aliens are toppling CGI skyscrapers and taking over the world the characters make a bunch of self-aware quips. Any time the characters make a bunch of self-aware quips the characters make a bunch of self-aware quips. The movies are fucking tone deaf. Look at this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cm1cEo8SKM
Characters you give a shit about + dialogue that's heartfelt + acting that's effective + music that heightens the mood of the scene. It's not rocket science, it how you make a movie.
>>66590501
This, people who think Raimi's movies are the same as the MCU movies are fucking retards. The tones are drastically different.
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>>66589805
This argument is fucking retarded. Of course the Spider-Man movies wouldn't be as fresh if they were released today, most of the MCU movies have shamelessly copied the plot structure of Spider-Man 1.
>>66587151
>>66587186
Fucking PLEBS. you two also probably thought ash vs evil dead was anything but shit after Raimis pilot
>>66587089
Raimi is shit though.
>>66590757
delet this
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>>66589805
This is like arguing "you prefer Halloween over Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers only because Halloween was released first!".
>>66590735
Hey, no need to diss Ash vs Evil Dead. I love Raimi and every episode of that show.
>>66589522
i liked it anon
>>66588023
>tfw we'll never get to live in that alternate timeline
>>66587387
who the fuck is Paul Molina? You mean ALFRED Molina? Christ you must be retarded or somethin.
