-Superman doesn't smile once.
-Batman predictably beats Superman with kryptonite. Beats the shit out of him.
-Alfred is now Bruce's techguy too. Basically plays Morgan freeman's role.
-No reference to Wonder Woman being an Amazonian. No lasso.
-So many "nightmare" sequences.
-Superman and Batman team up because both of their mothers are named "Martha". I'm not fucking joking.
-The creature is the final villain.
>>66570477
HELLO BOYSSSSSSSSSSSS
Is the Joker nightmare true?
>>66570520
yes there are so many fuckin nightmares
>>66570633
Would you say the movie itself is one nightmare?
>>66570477
>-Superman and Batman team up because both of their mothers are named "Martha". I'm not fucking joking.
POTTERY
We've seen/predicted pretty much all of that from the trailers anyways, except probably the amount of nightmare sequences.
Does MMMM BOOOYSS get in a robot suit?
>>66570477
Did you expect any different? The trailers have been cut so many different ways all of this stuff was expected. About the only trailer that was well received was the most recent one because it focused on action sequences.
>>66570744
Yeah, nothing really revelatory here. It's a comic book movie, it's stupid and shitty, but it's going to make a fuckton of money. Maybe a little less than the usual fuckton.
>>66570477
How many nightmares, and what were they about?
>>66570771
zod, joker, evil!superman, there are like 2 more, basically a lot of what's in the trailers are nightmares
>>66570665
there's a stinger at the end foreshadowing the sequel
>>66570764
you're right, nothing revelatory t b h
>>66570477
Is that creature Doomsday or Parasite?
Is it bad even for capeshit standards?
Does it look too much like Suckerpunch?
Is Gal Gadot as terrible a casting choice as she seems ?
>>66571231
>Is Gal Gadot as terrible a casting choice as she seems ?
Gal Gadot's ass was perfectly cast in Triple 9.
>>66571231
You misunderstood. I meant the final villain is literally named "The creature"
It's meh.
Yes. Too gothic. They didn't learn a thing from Man of Steel.
They waste time making Gadot seem like a ~mystery woman~ when they spoiled in the trailers that she's Wonder Woman so what's the point. She's in the movie more than you'd think though.
>>66571250
What ass?
>>66570477
My dad works at Nintendo and says you are full of shit.
>>66571320
My dad works for the JIDF and says you're an internet shill
>>66570477
Justice League?
>>66570477
Is Baffleck as bad as he looks?
Does Batman use guns?
Why does he have super-strength?
What's the stinger hinting at a sequel?
Could you perhaps spoil the whole plot?
>>66571336
Did you think that one all the way through?
This should of been wonder woman btw!!!!!
>>66571290
Omfg The Creature pls dont be true DC movies continue being awful lmao
>>66571436
I know right how the fuck do they manage to fuck it up so intensely?
>Hey everyone is crazy about those fun, light-hearted Marvel movies
>let's make a dark, gritty Superman movie
>oh, our Superman movie did okay-ish at best, let's make another movie following the same recipe
>let's use a shitty no-name villain that nobody knows about
>>66570477
Are people obviously falling for bait that literally contradicts the trailers and promo materials?
Like, are you all really this stupid? If I made a thread right now that said I'd seen Civil War or Ghostbusters or Suicide Squad and said Spider-Man only appears in the last five minutes hur dee hur, or that ten whole minutes in Ghostbusters is devoted to a graphic sex scene with Melissa McCarthy fucking a black man, or that people in SS actually refer to the Joker as an absolute madman and scream HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT, would you retards actually start replying to it?
/tv/ has so many fucking idiot underages and newfags these days, it's cringeworthy
>>66571501
Spider-man does actually only appear in the last five minutes of Civil War. I'd bet money on that.
>>66571501
What's cringeworthy is your excessive reaction to someone spoiling a capeshit movie nobody cares about save for you it seems.
>>66571436
imagine a "realistic" Justice League set in our universe
it will be goofy as fuck, DC is moving too far away from the capeshit spirit
>no lasso
How am I supposed to jack off to her tying men up and forcing them to tell the truth now?
>>66570477
So how's Zuckerberg as Luthor?
>>66571501
Half the posts in this thread have already said none of this shit is new / could have been sussed out from the trailers. No one cares, we're just shooting the shit because we hope the movie is terrible.
>>66571411
More like Fat Woman.
>>66571542
Should of made the movies like a golden age comic probably would have worked better then MAH EDGEY SHITZ
>>66571568
Better than expected, but the scene with him going bald is ridiculously bad. He gets stuck in his robot suit which is about to explode and Superman has to get him out with heat vision, which burns off his hair.
>>66571590
She will rip your arm off pal
>>66571535
Superman fans are diehard autists. I know 2 of them
>>66570477
>No lasso
>>66571597
>you will never see the George Miller Justice League movie
>>66571501
>implying they aren't the same group of posters who are in every superman thread shitting on it as soon as the thread is made
>>66571614
>Superman fans
>not Batman fans
>>66571602
Omg MY MY HAIR!!!! Lmao i can see it now
>>66571621
Her head looks small. She got that zerka
>>66571501
>Seeing cape movies.
They are for kids. I hope they start crashing soon. I miss going to the cinema.
>>66571559
It's a lie it's on the costume. This guy is so full of shit he's contradicting everything we've seen.
>>66571650
kek
I bet you thought GotG and Deadpool would both fail too
>>66571602
Calling bullshit but regardless it made me chuckle. 6/10
>>66571650
Just go to an indie theater, bro. Nothing wrong with that.
>>66571650
in the past week i have seen the witch, triple nine, and embrace of the serpent. added bonus that the theaters have been practically empty since everyone else is watching deadpool.
>>66570477
Hows Aquaman?Any references you caught for other justice league members?
>>66571411
I think this is the first full shot we've seen of Batman.
Also OP is a faggot.
>>66571602
Got a good laugh out of this shit I hope youre serious
>>66571679
Aquaman appears in the sea at the end, saves Lois after she falls from the dock place into the water. He doesn't join in on the fight, might as well not have had him at all. Flash has a cameo in a nightmare sequence and he, Aquaman and Cyborg all appear in one of Snyder's usual montages at the end.
GL is Amboyer, it's not outright stated and he's not seen in the montage, but one of the last shots shows him playing around with a green ring in his hand.
>>66571751
OH MY GOD BATMAN IS SO FUCKING UGLY
>>66571320
>>66571336
My wife's son says you're both liars
Stop asking this attention whore yes or no / one word answer questions and tell him to fuck off until he posts a detailed plot synopsis including material not released in trailers or marketing with specific quotes and details
>>66571718
Did Batman forget his neck in the BatCave?
Does Michael Cera say anymore memeworthy lines? If so, name a few.
>>66571912
"Que Sera, Sera!"
>>66571602
>>66571632
>>66571672
>>66571738
Yeah, I just made it up. In all fairness I actually think the movie will actually be like that, MMMBOYS needing to get saved but losing his hair, probably with some lame wisecrack after it.
>>66571621
Go suck a dick, OP.
>>66570477
>-Superman and Batman team up because both of their mothers are named "Martha". I'm not fucking joking.
That's fucking great actually.
-No reference to Wonder Woman being an Amazonian. No lasso
That's because she's Amazon, not Amazonian, you retard.
Please come back to this thread when the movie is in theaters lmao.
Just remember:
-Batman and Superman team up because both their moms are named "Martha". Superman's Martha has been taken hostage. Batman is beating the shit out of him. Superman is allowed his last words. His last words are "save Martha."
Batman gets triggered and Lois Lane arrives in time to explain to Superman why Batman was triggered.
Second:
-The Creature is the villain. So come back to this thread archive in a few weeks and you'll see that everything I posted was true.
>>66570477
>Superman and Batman team up because both of their mothers are named "Martha".
That sounds amazing. I can't wait to see this movie now.
>>66570477
I don't buy this for a second, but none of this sounds particularly bad.
Depending on the context, it could be great. Just sounds like you're nitpicking/trying to find something to hate.
But again, I don't believe this for second.
proofs?
>>66570477
I don't believe you
sounds pretty good desu
even tho you're probs lying, either way this makes me more excited to see the final product
>-So many "nightmare" sequences.
elaborate more, what did you mean by this
>>66570477
You could be baiting, but if not. How was the fight between Batman and Superman? That's literally the only thing about the movie I care about.
>>66570477
>Superman doesn't smile once.
Superman cracks the least number of jokes of any main character in DC. Even fucking Batman tells them. Superman doesn't have to go around laughing to be a good guy.
