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>Man and woman meet for the first time
>Cuts directly to them having sex
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>>66570459
that's how it works in real life amongst non-virgins
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>>66570515
what about the wedding?
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>>66570515
If you've been experiencing cuts like that in your life, you should really consult a doctor. The mind isn't supposed to black out like that.

Unless your cuts are while at a bar that is.
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happens to me most fridays senpai
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this only happens with OP's mom
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>>66571316
Can confirm.
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>>66570459
>Man and woman meet
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it only makes sense if the guy is black, that way its more primal
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>>66570459
>a man and a woman meet
>she doesn't call him creep and call out rape
>white knight chads in the vicinity do not come and beat the shit out of the man
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>>66570459
The shortest amount of time I've spent talking to a woman I just meet before having sex was 10min, but that was through tinder (however we only started chatting on there 10min before I went round).

Shortest time between meeting a woman and fucking in real life randomly would be 1 hour.

Just because it isn't your reality doesn't mean it doesn't happen, a lot more than you think too.
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>>66571402
but only with your mom
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>man and woman having sex
>the woman has an orgasm
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>OP's mom appears on camera
>within the first minute she has 2 cocks in her ass
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>>66570459
>sex scenes period
they rarely add anything to the story for me that couldn't be replaced with any other friendly activity that shows 'ok this man and lady are co-operating now'

yes, i'm an autist.
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>>66571503
>female orgasm
Good one.
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>>66571503
kek
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>>66571563
>sex scenes in movies
>mfw
Either straight pornography, or gtfo
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>having sex under the covers/with the covers all tangled in between the two

>when finished, girl immediately rolls over on her back and blankets her self with cover

>girl gets up out of bed, still covering herself with blanket
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>men and women have sex
>they both come at the same time
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>>66571917
women always want you to come at the same time as them anon
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>>66570459
Because most writers are white nerds, who just date some 5/10 they knew beforehand

They have just as little idea about pua than you or me
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>>66571913
Seriously, the gys never get up and act like, "hey if I was wearing a condom, where do I throw it, or if not, should I use my shirt, cause you are dripping, or why don't you have a towel? the chick is like " I'll just stand around with cum dripping out.
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>sex scene in a movie
>they both have an orgasm
>at the same time
>they go to sleep directly afterward
>next morning the woman is wearing the guy's shirt at breakfast
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>they smoke after having sex
>no vape mods
>guy stands up
>he has an ass body double
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>>66571917
>he havent come at the same time with the girl after 2 hours of raw savage sex
what are you? a cuck?
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I don't know about you kissless virgins, but after the maybe 10 times i've had sex in my life, I just want to take a shower and eat. Fuck cuddling in nasty filth.
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>>66572015
this triggers me hard
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>>66572536
why?
>>66572358
it depends, if its just somebody to fuck, well yeah i cum and stand yo clean up myself and pee.
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>>66572536
because it feels like i have seen this a million times
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>>66572358
Fake story, also gay autist virgin detected.
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>>66571402
I can confirm that this story is 100% bullshit and that you are a big liar.
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