what does /tv/ think of The Visit (2015) by M. Night Shyamalan?
good flick. 7/10
GOAT facial structure
>>66569084
Not for a girl.
>>66568932
i think she was not wearing a bra when she was wearing a pajama
i just want shyamalan to start making mainstream kino again so the success of this is lifting
>>66569353
First film I've pirated since Netflix VPN block/10
>>66569353
she was 16 you know
guess it's not a great idea to start a thread at 3 in the morning
>>66568932
it's spooky and the tweest is pretty good
worth it if you have popcorn around
6.5/10
I don't mind shamalamadingdong being one dimensional and twists being his big gimmick, I just want him to get off the kiddy shit and start making more movies like the visit again
He should just embrace the gimmick, like peckinpaw embraced slowmo and nolan embraces being a hack
those American accents need work but overall pretty gud
>>66568932
>never even seen picture of your grandparents
okay
>>66570070
didn't they fix that though by explaining that mum was a slut and dad was a cuckle?
>>66568932
the boy was annoying as fuck and ruined it for me. The girl was cute though.
>>66569418
A bit old, but she's still pretty hot.
>>66570132
>A bit old
fire up the van, Jim
>mother is many hours away
>manages to show up with the police at the end
How exactly did this happen? Did she stop calling and drive to the police station instead?
>everyone knows about the grandparents at the end
>girl still leaves brother with them so she can investigate the basement
What was she hoping to find that could possibly change her game plan?
>>66568932
pretty good flick
>>66570204
Boy I fucking love sandals
>>66570157
She wanted to see just what it was they were hiding to know if they are really dangerous. She can't just expose them right away.
>>66569306
DUDE YOUNG ALEX JONES LMAO
>>66570204
golly she is pretty
>>66570278
Fuck that shit/ dangerous or not you grab your autistic little wigger brother and hightail it.
>>66570278
They replaced her grandparents. Of course they're dangerous. Her mom told her to get the fuck out of there. Any sane person would leave. Who cares if they're dangerous or not? Let the police deal with it.
YOU JUST KNOW
>>66570204
Wow, she really needs to work on her foot game huh.
>>66568932
good popcorn flick
Feels like M. Night is finally getting self-aware.
>>66570355
On to the next one I guess...
Fucking coal burner.
>>66569776
>tall redhead
L I T E R A L perfection
>>66570398
> shamalamadingdong
> black
More like curried amirite /b/ros
>>66570413
posts like this give me hope that we don't all have the same tastes and I might actually have a shot with my crush
cant think of anything worse than a tall redhead
>>66570440
My gf is a short brunette so shot denied. :^)
little rapping kid that used female singer names instead of cursing was pretty funny.
>.......Jesus, Becca I'm blind
Why did they have to keep showing that stupid kid rapping? It wasn't enough to do it once either, they had to do it again and even have an end credits scene devoted to white 12 year rapping. Did anyone actually find that funny?
she kinda looks like a kid version of sansa from got.
>>66570466
I am aware that everyone likes short brunettes though anon :>
I am going for the short chubby brunettes.
>>66570486
it was painfully lame and unnecessary
should I actually watch this? I already have it sitting here but the trailer looked so bad
>old man with the gun in his mouth "oh I was just cleaning it!"
>old womans acting looks atrocious
>already know about the twist
>girls foot game sucks
>the little boy is meant to be annoying as shit
maybe I could fall asleep to it? or are the jumpscares 100x louder than the rest of the movie? I have neighbours.
>>66570539
Goddamned, mine weights 40kg. Good for you Anon. Hope you find what you're looking for.
>>66570637
there's barely any scary scenes in the movie, it's mostly just annoying kids making a home movie. Not worth it.
>>66570672
noted, i'll pass thanks
>>66570659
Yeah cheers mate, have fun throwing her around
>>66570486
I'm guessing it wasn't in the script but the kid actor started doing it during rehersals and they went along with it.
>>66570637
There's a scene where the girl cries and it got me hard tbqh. Apart from that the rest of the movie sucked.
>It's an old man shits himself while playing yahtzee scene
>>66570957
I knew there was something I was forgetting, do you actually see his asshole or something? Everyone made it sound so bad at the time.
>>66570984
just m night letting the world know he has a scat fetish
which isn't shocking if you think about it
>>66570984
He shoves a diaper full of old man shit in the kid's face, shocking to your regular movie-goer I guess
>>66570204
muh dik
>>66571114
shamalama could never truly acclimate to pooing in the loo
so he projecting but dumping on a kids face
>>66571417
Indians just shit in the street mate
>>66571428
You're implying they just shit on any random street. They actually have designated ones so it's fine.
