[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Home]
4chanarchives logo
Van Helsing Appreciation
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.

You are currently reading a thread in /tv/ - Television & Film

Thread replies: 49
Thread images: 16
File: Van_Helsing_poster.jpg (20 KB, 270x400) Image search: [Google]
Van_Helsing_poster.jpg
20 KB, 270x400
This movie is incredible. Seriously why did critics hate such a fun film?
Let's discuss Van Helsing /tv/
>>
File: Van Helsing 3.webm (3 MB, 600x323) Image search: [Google]
Van Helsing 3.webm
3 MB, 600x323
>>66567745
who was your favorite Bride?
>>
File: Van Helsing Werewolf.webm (3 MB, 900x488) Image search: [Google]
Van Helsing Werewolf.webm
3 MB, 900x488
Best werewolf design I've seen in films.
>>
>>66567815
Aleera without question
>>
>>66567823
I love how he rips his human skin, to breakthrough to the werewolf
>>
File: kate b - van helsing 1.webm (847 KB, 1280x693) Image search: [Google]
kate b - van helsing 1.webm
847 KB, 1280x693
>>
>>66567745
Because critics are elitist fucks who dont like really good action popcorn movies. Also, i was super pissed at the lack of a mummy in the film, but i guess they thought the franchise had a few more films to go before the alimony stepped in.
>>66567823
Fucking wolfman was better then that uninspired CGI shitfest, draculas final form was based, though.
>>
>>66567745
Underrated KINO.
>>
This movie has the GOAT Dracula...mother fucked chews up the screen everytime he's on screen...
>>
File: Van Helsing 4.webm (3 MB, 700x376) Image search: [Google]
Van Helsing 4.webm
3 MB, 700x376
>>66567881
>>
>>66567745
Wouldve been decent i it was rated R and the witches had nipples
>>
File: kate b - van helsing 3.webm (3 MB, 1024x555) Image search: [Google]
kate b - van helsing 3.webm
3 MB, 1024x555
>>66567926
needed Kate Beckinsale nude scene tbqhf
>>
>technology
>memes
>quips
>strong female protagonist
>hero uses evil for good
this movie is literal kino with very good ideas
>>
>>66567960
>there will never be an r rated fight between beckinsale and josie maran

just fucking shoot me
>>
File: Van Helsing 7.webm (3 MB, 700x376) Image search: [Google]
Van Helsing 7.webm
3 MB, 700x376
>>66567993
not before I shoot myself
>>
>>66567960
>>66567913
>>66567867
>>66567815
The CGI is so terrible in this. I know it's from 2004 but sheesh.
>>
>>66567745
Reddit.
>>
File: Kate-Beckinsale-Feet-1619268.jpg (214 KB, 1920x1200) Image search: [Google]
Kate-Beckinsale-Feet-1619268.jpg
214 KB, 1920x1200
god tier legs and feet
>>
>>66568061
Slimy degenerate foot niggers need to fucking die.
>>
Everyone was in full grim dark mode, it'd be successful if released today next to quippy capeshit
>>
2 words:

It's hella fricking comfy.
>>
>>66568023
isnt that isla fisher?
>>
>>66568709
nigga what the fuck you talking about
>>
File: really.jpg (8 KB, 225x225) Image search: [Google]
really.jpg
8 KB, 225x225
>>66568709
>>
>>66567745
such a fun movie
good with the lads or with the family
also jackman has fun with it and beckinsdale keeps being hot
>>
Stephen Sommers is the GOAT action adventure director
>>
costumes were top tier
>>
File: Kate Beckinsale Van Helsing.webm (3 MB, 1280x693) Image search: [Google]
Kate Beckinsale Van Helsing.webm
3 MB, 1280x693
>>
>>66567745
It's absolutely awful. There's nothing to the story or characters.

The movie just meanders from one action sequence to the next.
>>
>>66567913
Rope swinging in any movie makes me cringe
>>
>>66568031
It's not even that bad, m80
>>
File: 48ssh4g.jpg (65 KB, 600x799) Image search: [Google]
48ssh4g.jpg
65 KB, 600x799
>>66567745
it's one of those solid 7/10 popcorn flicks we had a lot of in early 2000.

>>66567823
lel, the new wolfman flick with del toro had the best one yet.
>>
>>66569375
So simple, but so funny
>>
>>66567745
This is irredeemable garbage. Fuck you, OP.
>>
>>66569375

wew
>>
>>66568031
it's the same team and director who made the mummy movies so
i got to the frankenstein scene and realized i was watching the stupidest thing I had ever seen and turned it off
>>
Love Beckinsale. Great outfits. Wish they could have crammed the creature from the black lagoon and a mummy in there. Good fucking popcorn movie. All these reviewing cunts are looking at it wrong.
>>
>>66567745
>Seriously why did critics hate such a fun film?

you answered your own question, critics hate fun

was a 6/10 film and the waifus pushed it up to a strong 8/10

>>66568061

>kate will NEVER step on your balls ;_________;

i'm tall, fairly good looking and english, why can't she be mine
>>
It sucked when it released & it still sucks today. I assume everybody praising it was 5-10 years old when it was in theaters.
>>
File: image.jpg (33 KB, 500x267) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
33 KB, 500x267
>>66567881

Based Count Swagula
>>
File: 235234234232423.jpg (241 KB, 1920x1200) Image search: [Google]
235234234232423.jpg
241 KB, 1920x1200
>>66567745
>kate beckingsale in her prime

this is kino
>>
Brothers Grimm is better
>>
File: Yikes.jpg (53 KB, 648x484) Image search: [Google]
Yikes.jpg
53 KB, 648x484
>>66570732
>Brothers Grimm
holy moly now that is a fucking fun movie
also the mud part scared the shit out of me as a kid
>>
>>66570649
Goddess.
>>
>>66570754
>also the mud part scared the shit out of me as a kid

this, i was in hysterics like the little faggot edgelord i am at the kitten scene but the mud monster scared the shit out of me as a 12 year old
>>
>>66570649
she must be the most attractive woman on the planet, i can't think of anyone who even comes close, literally 12/10
>>
> mfw Rake is the villain.

10/10 Roxburgh is too based for words.
>>
>>66570812
I prefer her in underworld, the shorter haircut really does it for me. Fall for her everytime i see it
>>
File: 12 reporting in.jpg (75 KB, 1200x800) Image search: [Google]
12 reporting in.jpg
75 KB, 1200x800
>>66570812
Thread replies: 49
Thread images: 16

banner
banner
[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com, send takedown notices to them.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need IP information for a Poster - you need to contact them. This website shows only archived content.