Please welcome the WICKED-ly talented, one and only, Adele Dazeem.
I die laughing everytime
What's this?
>>66524941
So what made him fuck up the name? Was it the teleprompter or cum in his eyes.
>>66525252
>He thought he was going onstage in 15 minutes when a page grabbed him to tell him he only had a minute and 15 seconds. But backstage, he was distracted by Goldie Hawn. She's "charismatic, sexy, beautiful, she's got an amazing thing, and I was starstruck," he said. "I'm starstruck hugging and loving her up and forgetting that I have to go and do this bit." Then, as he was rushed onstage, he was told that the teleprompters would be showing Menzel's name spelled phonetically, which isn't how he'd rehearsed it. As he tried to read it aloud, "In my mind, I'm going, what? What? What is that name? I don't know that name," he explains.
howd he fuck it up so bad
>>66525252
He has dyslexia
>>66525332
>writing out names phonetically
That's stupid as hell and begging to cause problems
>>66525332
This sounds like one of his excuses to seem straight
>>66524941
can i jerk you off bruh?
>>66524941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHLmlPMq3yY
>>66525332
>would be showing Menzel's name spelled phonetically
The fuck would that even look like?
>>66525332
>i'm working with a woman and she's totally fucking sexy dude i wanan fuck her
everyone knows your gay dude cut the act
>tfw Travolta is batshit crazy but you're willing to watch any movie with him in a leading role
Saturday Night Fever is legitimately one of my favorite movies
>>66525252
Too many SPs in the audience that night, it mangled his thetans
SUMMER LOVIN
HAVIN A BLAST
>>66526342
Barry pls
shit never gets old 2bh
>>66525332
>I was distracted by a really hot girl guys which I like sexually
>No really she was totally attractive!
Why didn't he just pretend to flounder and say "a woman who needs no introduction"?
>>66524941
Took me a year to figure out it was a pun because she was in Wicked - I thought it was just one of his weird figure of speeches
>>66525874
uh-DELL DAH-zeem
>>66525994
The oj simpson show is so good
>>66525332
Top kek
literally turned into Derek Zoolander
>"AND THE OSCAR FOR BEST ACTOR GOES TO........THE WICKEDLY TALENTED, ONE AND ONLY LENNY DE CAPRISUN"
>>66529658
this guy wants you to give him a hand job and he'll return the favor
>wat do?
>>66529764
why not it's all good banter
>>66525332
>she's got an amazing thing
What did he mean by this?
>>66530168
You know, the thing. The thing that makes women attractive to men. That thing, you know? Duh.
I know what it is, so why don't you prove that you do as well by telling me? Please?
>>66524941
>Still wearing the rug
Why?
>>66530246...it's her 'bulge,' right guys?
