>go to cinema
>movie starts playing
>movie ends
>go home
>go to bed
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>>66457367
Did you go with a friend or yourself OP? I wish I had the courage to go alone but it feels weird being there in cinema.
>>66457367
Keep going to see force awakens so it keeps getting a bigger box office!
>>66457367
>go to cinema
>movie starts playing
>it's set in vietnam
>it ain't me starts playing
>>66457569
alone. just bring a notebook and sit up front and pretend to take quick notes a few times. you'll look like a reviewer.
A wise man once said that sloth/laziness quickly becomes despair.
>>66457596
I'll never get tired of this meme.
>>66457621
keking hell fuck nobody gives a fricken shit when you're alone in public you don't have to do dumb shit like this
some old lady who looked between 45-55 was sat alone next to me and my friend when we saw deadpool and it wasn't weird at all
>>66457714
Yeah I saw a businessman in a suit in the cinema while me and my friend went to see a screening of the Room a few months back.
Why a businessman would take his time to go and watch the Room... well for that I congratulate him lol
>>66457791
>not wearing a suit to the cinema
please tell me you guys don't do this
>>66457367
Everything's ok buddy.
>>66457828
I am not getting ice cream all over a suit
>>66457621
I HIGHLY doubt ANYONE gives a shit if youre there alone or not. I know I wouldnt care. people are too caught up with their own sit to care/notice.
>>66458030
>eating in the cinema
really?
>>66458190
what do you think they have a deep fryer for?
>>66457828
>he doesn't dress up for the dance intermission
>>66458190
Really? You dont eat in a cinema? Woah dude
>>66458259
>go to the Cinema alone
>dance intermission
>cant find a partner
>everyone else partnered up because they came here with someone
>get asked to leave
the Cinema employee was nice tho, he made up some excuse about there being a male to female ratio "distortion" or something and that I would have to leave but was welcome to come back for the next showing.
I said
>yes of course I understand
>tipped him a $5
>we both apologized
I rushed out of the Cinema while i pretended to check my phone.
im still wondering how the movie ends
>>66458382
>dance intermission
Wtf
>>66458394
can euro cinemas not afford a dancehall?
>>66458394
yes, do you go to a cinema in the ghetto?
fucking pleb I bet you dont even have walk in showers.
>>66457714
>>66458138
>his cinema doesn't enforce no singles policy
Only movie reviewers are allowed to watch movies only
>>66458409
Islam prohibits it
>>66457367
FUCK YOU FROGPOSTER
>>66458204
>>66458346
>merica
>>66457367
>>go to cinéma
>>movie starts playing
i hope you demanded your money back
>>66458611
>go to cinema
>motion picture starts playing
Why the fuck is this legal?
>>66457367
>mfw I don't even go to a movie! I just shitpost on here
>>66458828
i literally haven't seen a movie in 6 months
besides TFA of course
>>66457828
i wear traditional mongol clothing and bring my pet hawk
>>66457367
>go to cinema
>they inspect my penis and find out im uncircumsized
>jewish movie producers come in and personally chop off my dick with a katana
>they also did it to my falcon
help me /tv/ why would they do this
>>66458828
all I do is CTRL+V "HELLO REDDlT" in reply to random posts :^))
>>66458828
I go to the movies with my wife and browse /tv/ before the film 90% of the time. It helps me get in the mood to dislike whatever meme cinema I'm about to watch.
>Go to cinema
>They don't have fart buckets
>Have to fart on the seat
>>66458394
>his cinema doesn't have a dance intermission
Let me guess, you don't have a cinema jester either?
>>66459183
I've never seen a cinema jester, but I took this picture last month of the theater workers doing an acrobatic routine during the intermission. You can see where they dropped a red curtain in front of the screen.
>>66459243
You've never even seen the cinema jester? Aren't you bored while watching the movie, because nobody is making jokes and entertaining you? Damn, I can't understand a cinema experience without the jester.
>Watch Deadpool
>had to leave because the main character kept talking to me and I felt too awkward
>Couldn't even make eye-contact with him
>>66459295
>enjoy your movie sir
>y-you too
>>66458856
>pet hawk
>at the cinema
What cinema allows hawks?
Every cinema I've been to is falcon only. I've even seen a man banned for life for trying to pass a malnourished owl off for a falcon.
>>66459295
Now this is a level of autism even I haven't heard of
>go to cinema
>Nobody else brought their anvil
>>66458382
Man, if I couldn't find a partner for the dance intermission when I get to the cinema, I'd say fuck it and join the paintball session
>>66460301
Nothing gets passed the guard tower's spotlight.
>>66461555
This. I once tried to steal some butter for my fresh crab legs from the cinema organic grocery store and a guard from the tower busted me. I now get my wife's son to pay for the butter since he gets steady welfare.
>>66457367
Every fucking time.
