ITT: We pitch movies that Mike would give positive reviews to
Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace
Any generic sci-fi garbage.
>>66456791
Right?
Half in the Bag needs to stop reviewing movies right after they come out.
They always say it was pretty good, and then slowly try to retract it later when they realize that no it wasn't.
>>66456843
>They always say it was pretty good, and then slowly try to retract it later when they realize that no it wasn't.
Examples?
>>66456871
Prometheus
>>66456871
Force Awakens
>>66457395
They didn't do a review of it right after it came out though.
They've always said in passing it was decent, but never said it was a masterpiece or anything. They've never changed this stance.
>>66457464
When did they back away from liking that? I'm curious to see how they changed?
>>66456765
a christmas horror movie with a demon santa thing
>>66456843
the problem is the whole format is designed to review movies, most of them new. how long are they to leave it? the review would be irrelevant
only something like a plinkett review would mean anything
>>66456765
Star Trek something something
>>66456765
Literally any Marvel movie, despite him hating the trend.
>>66456765
dumb paranormal shit
RLM is shit and this thread is shittier.
>>66456765
Shitty "based on true events" ghost story
generic sci-fi space shit with lots of gratuitous sex scenes starring kirsten dunst
jay would hate it though unless there's also gore and rape
MORE LIKE REDDITLETTERMEDIA, IMMA RIGHT?
FUCK OLD WHITE PEOPLE
HELL, FUCK WHITEY
SHALOM MIKE
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SENSIBLE MIKE
MICHEAL CASTRO
DAVID MIKE STOKLASA
MIKE MIGRANTS FIRST STOKLASA
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>>66458158
>RABBI MIKEY
brilliant
Jurassic Park, with more CGI and dinosaurs that fukkin explode
>>66456765
"Unusual Cuts & Pregnant Pauses: The Making of 'Tim & Eric Show Great Job'"
>>66456765
a shitty based on true events cooky science fiction by tarantino
>>66456871
The Dark Knight Rises
A dagwood sandwich in space. 3 hours of it. Music score by John Williams.
>>66456765
So it's just bad as all the other movies that come out but get this it has practical effects.
>>66456765
Literally any shit-tier marvel movie
>>66456765
Modern remake of A New Hope
>>66457488
Rich and Aidsmoby gave a more nuanced take during a prerec stream that is available on jewtube.
To be fair, Rich hit the nail on the head during the review itself too. He has no scree presence, but often makes the best intellectual points.
>>66456765
Mike is the child, pitch to that
>>66459555
>Rich and Aidsmoby
What does their opinion have to do with Mike and Jay?
>has ghosts in it
>generic sci fi
>follows a rigid 3 act structure
>has practical effects
>No longer than 2 hours
>Jay hates it
>>66459992
nothing, it's a /v/tard with no reading comprehension you're talking to, remember
It has a smoking hot 11 year old latina in it.
>>66460125
>smoking hot 11 year old
>>66460165
fuck off newfag
>>66460183
what possible features of a prepubescent child could be sexually appealing, doc?
>>66460217
It's a joke from an RLM video, you dumb cunt
>not wanting the /tv/ audience
>>66460217
fuck off newfag
Hey guys Im uncut and sometimes i like to peel back my foreskin and rub my thumb under my glans and give my thumb a good smell, is that cool?
>>66460232
there are hundreds of hours of rlm
>>66460248
make me, bitch
>>66456765
It's a capeshit movie.
