Final episode tonight boys
This is the end
>>66281450
Stream when?and where?
itll be shit
>>66281450
Cool, there's only five other threads for this right now. Why don't you make another one?
>NOT INTO THE LONG GRASS!
what did he mean by this?
>x files is finally over
>its a government is evil episode
>Mein kampf mk II
>it's not a motw episode
I'm out
>tfw final episode
>>66281509
kill yourself faggot
Is Scully a robot?
I barely remember any of this stuff.
Damn lack of short term memory.
>spoiling the entire show
Top lel
We Metal Gear now.
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Doing stat homework anybody know:
If z score is -1.45 and students mean score is 75, what could the value be?
1 - 64
2 - 85
3 - 75
4 - CBD
woah
>>66281645
>fox
>punished Scully
Im going to miss these threads
literally the best part of /tv/ right now
This Is The End
>extended opening sequence
Looks like they had some time to fill
Was just watching a local news / travel program had a segment on the site of a local abduction story.
>>66281660
cbd obv
>THIS IS THE END
well shit
Would you an ayy lmao scully if anderson was the things voice?
>using the full intro
It's really over ;_;
http://strawpoll.me/6895086
>http://strawpoll.me/6895086
http://strawpoll.me/6895086
>>66281713
Until they make more. This has been getting great ratings.
Hence "season" finale.
>An Eagle Too Far
Who's watching it with me bros
>>66281450
It's been shit all season long.
The ending will be a cliffhanger and then we'll either get a full season in a year or a movie in two.
>>66281567
> it's an episode about the truth
>X-Files is ogre but Gotham starts next monday
I'm okay with this.
And I guess this means Minority Report is cancelled?
>>66281754
Here nigga.
Do we all agree that Joel Mcnigger ruined this season?
>it's a Reyes episode
That's it I'm out
>>66281801
Yes. They already confirmed its dead.
>six weeks
Ha. Meta.
>Calender
prop goys cant spell for shit? or is it Mulder?
>it's a bootleg alex jones episode
>I want to Believe poster in background
But Mulder ripped it in two..
>>66281844
He put a new one up. Did you even watch the fucking first episode?
>>66281824
Welp.. I actually liked MR.
One less show to watch I guess. Cause I got enough as it is.
>>66281844
>he didn't watch episode 3
>they are still forcing those two shitty new actors
lmao
>>66281801
Yeah, it's been canceled for months. FOX's ratings are a shitshow these days.
>>66281805
He's a great comedic actor but he sucks in this, the casting director should be shitcanned.
>Einstein's back
Oh boy.
>discount scully returns
Why
>>66281694
I was thinking CBD because in order to know Z Score I'd need to know standard deviation and there's no way to obtain it as far as I know
>>66281695
Explain please
what the fuck is this montage
>They think it's over
>X-Files has been getting the best ratings
lol
Jesus, Mulder. What lawn mower did you pick a fight with?
Ya niggas ready for The Xfiles TNG starring discount Scully and completely not Mulder?Because it's happening!
Somebody fucked Mulder up.
>>66281902
For the inevitable ayylien threesome.
so, is there any other mythos in this new season besides episode 1 and 6?
>>66281876
>>66281884
S-sorry,
I mustve forgotten they put a new one up.
Couldn't they triangulate his coordinates based on his cellphone alone? I mean, they implied as much during the first episode, no?
Gods of Egypt looks abysmal.
>>66281952
I have to believe that Chris Carter learned his lesson the first time and won't have any part of it.
is this going to cross over into the Mark of the devil thing
Like the end times where everyone has a mark
>12 minutes in and nothing has happened
filler comfirmed
>>66282015
this is a shitty meme. please killy yourself
>This is the End
>Chris Carter already confirmed the last episode ends on a cliffhanger
Kek
>>66281952
eww yo
>>66281989
I hear ya man. I just won't be surprised if it actually happens desu desu.
>>66281660
Its the first choice. Only answer corresponding to a neg z is the one less than the mean
>>66281888
>FOX's ratings are a shitshow these days.
Irony aside, FOX seems to have my favorite shows from all top networks. I dont get why theyre always so low compared to say, ABC.
That Lucifer show needs to go though. It really is shit.
>>66281979
Best case scenario is it's like Speed Racer or Jupiter Ascending but most likely it's going to be a John Carter.
>>66282015
Do you like your new cast yet?
- posted from my Ford SUV.
>>66281970
2 had some, I think.
>>66281742
Does alien Scully still have her milf body?
>>66282065
really? I find Lucifer entertaining. in small doses though
>american idol is bringing kelly clarkson back
>doesn't show a single image of her current self
Well at least Fox's marketing department knows what they're doing.
Scully/Ein sex scene when?
god she's ugly comparing to Scully
ANTI-VAXXING
>>66281970
No. Only first and last are mytharc eps. The middle four are all MotW.
The Mulder and Scully Meet the Warewolf episode is easily in the Top 10 best episodes in the series though.
>>66282065
>fallen archangel runs away to earth
>shenanigans ensue
>one person impervious to his powers
Kys
>>66282122
Couldn't get a big enough lens.
.....Okay, maybe that was too much.
....Like her.
If Fox makes a shitty fucking reboot with these two fucks I'm boycotting it.
>>66282143
She looks like a makeover ham
we anti-vax nao
> There's talk on the internet.
Oh noes.
>>66282180
with shitty skin condition
>>66282136
Only if it's a Scull-ayy x Miller x Einstein threesome
Jesus discount mulder too
Please let them be those good ayys and get killed off
>>66282143
id rather do mini-scully, looks like a better ride.
>anti-vax
fox please stop
>>66282207
What the heck are those two reverse dimples on the left side of her mouth...
>>66282178
i hope everyone does
i dont even want them to have guest appearences honestly,this is how much it triggers me.
Mulder is forever mission, Scully is looking for him somewhere. New actors are getting the show for themselves.
>>66282057
>tease people with 6 episodes to get them riled up
>end it with cliffhanger so people demand more and get the show picked up fully again
Genius. But this is the TV version of blue balls.
>anti vaccine stance on x-files
Chris Carter is the GOAT
>HER DER WE DONT BELIEVE SCULLY
>>66282062
We've never learned this but is it true? If so can you please show work quickly?
>People think this is the end...
http://news.sky.com/story/1637151/x-files-revival-will-end-on-a-cliffhanger
Actually, a friend of my dad got fucked up with MD likely triggered due to rushed government vaccines given to him in order to go to his contractor job in the middle east.
The government fucking up -some- vaccinations is real.
>>66282249
too much cum
>twenty minutes in
>practically nothing happened
Fox pls senpai
>>66281450
Older, better thread: >>66274655
so the FBI is missing an agent and they don't bother to track his phone....
>Mulder
>Doesn't even lock his fucking laptop
Jesus christ man you are just terrible at this shit.
>>66282065
Agreed on everything, and it's because CBS and ABC (who have the highest ratings) make dumb as shit tv. So blame dumbass normies.
I don't like Lucifer either, but it's one if the few shows that's doing well, so it's not going anywhere.
>>66282303
The government constantly fucks shit up across the globe.
...and he got his office :)
>I leave my phone tracking software on my work computer
>phonefinder.biz.exe
Seriously Mulder? You got spyware on your PC.
>spartanburg
We /sp/ now
>>66282332
fuck off nigger
Anthrax was a big thing in the old episodes, right?
Spread by...I think bees?
>>66282343
honestly CSM has been fucking him up the ass for so long and so regularly why make it hard anymore?
>>66282332
kill yourself retard
Holy shit that's were I live
>>66282332
That is a new X-Files sucks thread.
This is a new X-Files is okay and we are watching the finale hoping it gets better thread.
>>66282177
>Couldn't get a big enough lens.
American Idol.
Now shot in IMAX.
MONICA
>Scully doesn't even remember her
;_;
sup reyes
>>66282367
I thought the bees were to spread black oil. What ever happened to black oil.
What is wrong with her face. WHAT THE FUCK
It's radio waves boys. It's your cellphones hahaha epic technology dependency meta.
This entire series winds down to people use their cell phones too much.
Bravo Chris.
what the fuck is up with the captcha? It keeps phasing out every now and then.
>>66282367
It was smallpox before at a school. Teacher got fucked up
Then it was the ayylien virus in the movie
THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG
>>66282423
He's taking notes from this thread right now.
>>66282433
reload the page. happens to me to
>batman
>>66282439
I fucking hate that commercial
Is Chris carter the equivalent of George, but for TV?
>>66282412
To be honest, she was quite forgettable.
That airplane commercial was fucking awesome desu
Right now our thread has 5 more posts than the shitter's thread.
Keep it up lads.
Serious question. Did you know at least one person who liked this season or the direction where it headed? Because this is total necrophilia right now
It's a Tulpa again, imo. A Muslim Tulpa.
>>66282389
The other thread is literally talking only about shipping and cucks
>>66282472
>That ben affleck smile
I wanna watch it
All Big Guys report in
>Agent Reyes is back
HHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Jesus Reyes looks terrible.
Spics age horribly.
oh fuck Monica is part of the Syndicate now isn't she?
>reyes will never peg you in the ass
>>66282349
Someone get this hothead out of here.
Could they really not think of a better name than agent Einstein?
>>66282548
Anyone else ship Reyes with Scully?
>>66282511
>implying the third episode wasn't GOAT
Back to your hate thread, faggot.
>>66282520
A Mohammed (praise be unto him) tulpa? Interesting.
>>66282579
>>66282566
(You)
>>66282571
>shippers
Go back to your shit thread pal
oh shit is that jigsaw???
Damn, that guy is tough.
Can't kill CSM.
Hey, they actually remembered CSM got shot with a rocket launcher!
>blown up
>still alive
BRAVO CARTER
R
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>>66282511
I like a lot of it. The stand alones have been terrific but didn't care for the first, and not crazy about this one so far.
Does anyone else smell burnt bacon?
>>66282571
Nah, discount Scully would totally be a better footslut for milf Scully.
>>66282616
you underestimate how thick his plot armor is
>i am the most powerful man in the world
lol why doesn't she just suffocate him with a pillow
This is the worst episode of the season. Even worse than the allahu akbar one
oy fucking vey
why does he keep saying "Muh nigga"?
>CSM WAS THE BAD GUY THE WHOLE TIME
BRAVOVARB
>CHOSEN ELITE
Isn't this the same situation she was in on The Bridge?
>2012
OH SHIT!
https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/701942504879476737
UPDATE: Dept. of Justice HAZMAT Crews Arrive at Hotel Near LAX
fuck its real
> 2 0 1 2
so did I miss the reason why she works for him
because right now it looks like she just willingly enslaved herself
why do they have umbrellas when it's not even raining
>>66282694
You are literally retarded
Mulder confirmed martial artist
>you're slowly killing yourself while keeping the world hostage
This applies to Chris Carter as well
Damn, its like the WWE.
>>66282719
>Multiple Officers Rushed To Hospital
ffffFFFFFUUUUUUUUCK
>>66282721
She was ascended.
>>66282694
>muh nigga
is that the first time in the entire series that mulder actually won a fight?
>It's a Mulder holds a gun to Cancer Man's head episode
>the farcry commercial
>>66282719
>it was a meth lab
Lame. Read your stories before you try to rile everyone up.
So its all coming together... I like that.
>>66282721
basically from what I could understand, he has the ability to activate something that would kill like 95 % of the world and she was placating him by serving him.
>>66282783
No it isn't.
Punished mulder
A believer in search for the truth
>>66282719
>the X-Files reboot was put into motion by ayys for them to hype their invasion
>Chris Carter is the leader of the ayys
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
I want /v/ to leave
>americans need commercials for news
now I've seen everything
Was that white haired Adam Baldwin?
>>66282719
now that's what I call viral marketing
Bravo, Fox.
>>66282783
It's about as together as my life.
>>66282783
>no explanation for why the invasion didn't take place in 2012 or what the fuck happened to the black oil and colonists
yea, its all being answered.
>>66282818
I want /you/ to kill yourself
>>66282821
How else you gonna get people to watch your product if you don't advertise?
>>66282800
No, its explaining why there wasn't an invasion in 2012. Thats just when they activated the...virus, I guess.
Why stage an offensive when you can just poison the enemy and wait for them to die for you?
>>66282821
of course especially now that the internet exists
>>66282652
I can't argue there actually. I can actually see Scully being into that.
Punished Mulder
>>66282818
Greetings commander
>>66282812
a local news program just had a segment tonight on the site of a local abduction story
>This is so unnecessary, fucks
SO META
SO UNCUT
>You don't want to believe
EPIC
P
I
C
Mulder the last episode proved you're as gullible as a Labrador puppy. You have to realize how rused you're being.
Far to late FOX
>>66282831
Some meth lab blowing up is hardly a happening
>20 minutes left
>knocked away his cigarette
careful there Mulder
Cancer Man looks like a elderly ass Mr. Bean tbhfam
>mfw "I want to believe" is becoming this season's "It can't be helped"
>>66282903
Meth lab is obviously the cover story dumdum
CSM did nothing wrong.
He just wants to save the planet.
What the fuck is this episode
>>66282927
don't forget to buy a poster on amazon
>humans are destroying the planet, so he's gonna wipe 'em all out
Huh.
So he's Goldman from House of the Dead 2.
Punished mulder
>>66282832
But you have no life.
CHEMTRAILS
> chemtrails
>>66282911
>20 minutes left
>nothing has happened yet
bravo carter
so everyone has aids now?
ahahahahaha
>>66282933
It's the end, the end of it all.
Until season 10 part 2 is confirmed by Fox in three weeks.
we chemtrails and secret graphitti nao
>CHEMTRAILS
I keep waiting for CSM to have Tad killed somehow
Fuck me this is intense
It would actually be kinda cool if they killed half the world right now.
>chemtrails
>>66282989
>TyroneMetal
No it isn't, jesus.
>mfw im smoking crack from an aluminum pipe
>we /pol/ now
>alien DNA is the only thing that saves you from the apocalypse
WHAT A TWEEST
>>>>/pol/ is always right
>>>>/pol/ is always right
>>>>/pol/ is always right
>>>>/pol/ is always right
>>>>/pol/ is always right
>>>>/pol/ is always right
>>>>/pol/ is always right
this is so fucking retarded
NotAlexJones was right again.
>>66282956
Exactly fampai
Reminder that PCR takes minimum of 4 hrs.
Why they BLOW UP the cutest girl in the show in her car?
Scully's going to kill herself to save mankind.
Fucking hate this bullshit.
>>66283031
Not really.
Cliche, but not retarded.
>Scully vaccine cures the Super Ebola
BRAVO CARTER
>Mulder can't even beat a half dead cancer man
Spartan virus
/sp/ found a way
>mulder becomes new CSM
>scully sacrificing herself for people
Has anyone actually watched Lucifer?
>scully gives up her life to save the world while mulder dies alone
>CSM goes on the be the bad guy next season.
BRAVO
Will Trump come and save us? MTWGA?
AYYYY
ew what that's gross
SPOOPY
Michael Jackson!
He's alive again!
2SPOOPY
>>66282994
You can start by killing yourself
Mulder= Big Brain
Punished Mulder confirmed
>>66283075
Yes, it's decent.
wtf?
>kungfu mulder
>cancerman wants to destroy the earth because of global warming
this episode is LITERALLY a parody of the old x-files episodes
>>66283075
I watched 1.5 eps and it was awful.
Okay that's actually coming together better.
A virus administered through the smallpox vaccine, lines up with what we already know.
The Syndicate was trying to create Human/Alien hybrids to protect themselves from the virus.
This pretty much tracks nicely I think.
