Mommy issues: the film
Maybe she's a shota enthusiast.
This is one of /tv/s favorite films I think
>>65140054
I've never seen it, but reading the plot synopsis it seems like the sort of thing you'd read on thechangingmirror, asstr, or cyoc.
>>65140054
Downloading now without reading the IMDB
What am I in for?
Very cozy film
It is actually a bit deeper than mommy issues
>>65140425
weird boners
Do people who posted this stuff never seen the film? They aren't genetically related.
>>65140465
>molesting your preteen adopted son is a-ok because no inbred
>>65140465
Still his mother, are you highthe issue isn't sex it's that she was repentant and got another
>>65140546unrepentant*
>>65140506
The only thing separating incest and non-incest is close genetics. There's no gray area.
>>65140601
Incest has been a taboo long before people realized the whole genetic thing.
>>65140054
Oedipus Complex: The Actress
>>65140649
Right, which is why it was practiced in noble society
The incest is surfaceShe isn't in love with her "kid" she is in love with her lost promise of her future
Her womb is the key to attain the moment she lost
>>65140689
Siblings rarely married each other or their parents. Even if they were it's irrelevant since we're talking about the nature of incest taboos, not their universality.
>>65140688
She's just knows where we are all looking
>>65140688
>Take Shelter
>The Tree of Life
>Mama
>A Most Violent Year
>The Zookeeper's Wife
>>65141020
SHE JUST KEEPS GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>65141020
YOU JUST KNOW
This movie sure is especially popular lately. I want to fuck a mother figure as much as the next guy, but is it good kino besides the mommy cummies?
>>65140688
I raise you one Farmiga
>>65140688
Oedipus Complex: The Movie
>>65141219
Anything with jessica chastain, see>>65141020
>>65141239
NAME OF FILMUis it cashback?
>>65140054
Didn't know this existed. I'm all over this. Download is 70% done. Hell yeah.
>>65141245
Why can't she be mine, /tv/
>>65141237
>>65141239
what are both of these
>>65141277
She only dates 17 and under anon
>>65141255
yes
>>65141288
>>65141255
>>65141288
Bates Motel for the former.
>>65141312
crappy flick desu
>>65141329
Nah
>>65141337
Jesus CHRIST.
I thought she was ridiculously attractive in Up In The Air. I'm not necessarily talking about the nude scene. Her banter, demeanor, entire personality was just the best. Like, it wasn't hot or sexy, it was just a person who was in fucking control of life.
>>65141337
>>65141319
>>65141237
d- does anything happen?
So is there any actual incest in Bates Motel? Does she ever actually fuck her son? Someone tell me all the good parts to skip to.
>>65141476
No, however Norman is having increasingly more extreme fantasies about his mother (and is even starting to dress up in her clothes), at some point the mother in his head will succeed in seducing him and he'llkill his real mother and go full psycho.
Is pic related worth watching? It has actual incest scenes in it I think.
>>65141556
There's a lot of eskimo kisses and inappropriate touching however.
>>65141642
It's more gross than hot, the mother is a colossal trainwreck of a person, her son is also really gay.
pls dont stop with the Bates Motel webms
>>65140425
here
Someone want to tell me why
THERE ARE SO MANY GOD DAMN SWEATERS?
IS THE FUTURE SWEATERS?
>>65141724
Fine, fine.
well, /tv/ is daddy issues: the board
>>65141866
I'm a child of divorce, give me a break
>>65141834
sweater represents comfy in cinematic language
Cate is my mommyfu. Does she have any good mommy movies?
>both bates motel remakes are superior to the original.
Plus ellen's girlfriend's butthole is in the 90s remake. And it's sneaky butthole too because they aren't showing much in the shower then boom. she even flexes the fuckin' thing
>>65141889
CHINESE EYES CHINESE EYES
CHING A LING A DING
>>65141900
webm?
>>65141849
http://boards.4chan.org/wsg/thread/893189/
Actually, just go here
>>65141899
>>65141918
>>>/wsg/893189
the /thread/ was fucking it up
>>65141909
>webm?
yeah like I bought the dvd for that one. I do remember it fucking flexing on me in the theater though
seth macfarland mentioned it in an episode of family guy so Im not the only one who noticed the waaaaay out of place flexin' butthole
Essential mommycore?
Really, really, loving moms?Even if its platonic
>>65142286
what is she teaching him in that picture?
>>65142286
someone needs to make a list
>>65140054
It's super comfy with all the woolly clothes.
>>65142653
christ, what's the point of this movie if they dont fuckuntil he's older
>>65141312
>biggerstaff
Is this a joke?
>>65142653
Oh god
>>65142307
How to take it like a man.
>>65142653
This is straight up from that fucking ms paint comic. Director confirmed as /v/ poster.
>>65142653
good lord
>it's a mother and son episode
best episodes 2bh familia
>>65142653
>>65141420
the nude wasnt her
>Eva Green will never molest you
>>65142653
>you will never lick eva's anus
>>65142286
so it's confirmed their funny parts are touching, right?
>>65142888
trips confirm
>>65142887
i already have and it wasn't that great
>>65142928
sure you did in that dream of yours, kid
>>65142653
Who's the girl? Looks hot.
Mommy > cunny
>>65142960
this tbhfam
underage cunnyposters just don't get it yet
>>65141239
Those perfect breasts. Fug.
>>65142960
>>65141239
I've seen this movie quite a while ago but afair it's not his mom
>>65142653
It's like one of my hentais
>>65142809
i know what youre talking about. somebody post it.
>>65141239
>>65143067
Got you familia
>>65141337
>>65142653
RIP in peace muh dick
WEW
E
W
>>65140054
Damn as an anon with a pretty lousy relationship with my mum seeing Eva Green play such a caring mum made me profoundly sad
T-this is normal right?
>>65143221
>Now I can do whatever I want with you!
>Go ahead.
hnnng
>>65143221
>>65143336
So many confusing boners when I watched this.
>>65140688
hnnng
>>65141889
ah fuck it ill post it anyway
>>65141239
but anon that's a babysitter
>>65143575
Someone needs to edit out Ellen Page or at least her face
>>65143575
ROON YOU LOON
>>65143577
Foreign student imo
>>65143616
>imo
is this turning into the new tb.h?
>>65143657
i hope tb-h
I have an extra-special obscure clip for you lads, I expect some (you)s out of this!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJnfIVGsCgg
>>65143657
>>65143690
not really imo
>>65140756
wtf did you even talking about?
>>65143857
I don't find that creepy or ambiguous though. My mom does it all the time.
>>65141866
I'd say most of 4chan is daddy issues senpai
>>65143879
How old are you?
>>65143905
18 why?
>>65143905
32, why
>>65143905
potato
>>65143857
SOMEONE SPOILER ME HOW THIS FUCKING FILM ENDS. DO THEY FUCK?
>>65143905
old enough for kisses
>>65143879
I'm a girl btw
>>65143905
22, i hate my mum and i havent seen her in 17 years.
though id love to have sex with someone else's mum
>>65143938
>>65143939
>>65143941
>>65143954
>>65143957
Regardless of which one of these is correct, I think it's pretty weird weird for your mom to basically cuddle with you and kiss your neck if you've entered the teens.
>>65143978
yeah but you dont see much
>>65144000
>Regardless of which one of these is correct
>impying
nice digits anyway
>>65144000
That was me: >>65143938 and it really doesn't feel weird, it's not sexual. Maybe it's a cultural thing, my mother is from Laos.
>>65144015
is the kid traumatized or...?
>>65144025
Living the dream, son
>>65144025
Inbreeding is very common in island cultures I hear
>>65143978
that QT shota grows into uggo Matt Smith and THEN they fuck. To the hell with that I want Eva Green lusting over underage boy and then "molesting" him (which means giving him the best time of his life)
>>65144036
she fucks Matt Smith, if anything the mother should be traumatized
>>65144060
>Laos
>island
>>65143978
He takes her virginity.
Yes, really.
>>65143575
Is that cgi?
>>65144097
>hurr im a massive nerd i got a B in geography i care so much where africa is
ugh
![laos-MMAP-md[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/jv7kXf3.png "laos-MMAP-md[1].png")
>>65144097
Murkan Edacushion
*smack lips*
WE R KINGZ N SHIEEEEET
>>65144110
time-travel shenanigans? who hasn't dreamt of taking their mother's flower, Marty Mcfly style?
>>65144135
It's literally landlocked f am
>>65144135
Gods she's beautiful.
>>65144144
I haven't seen the movie yet but as far as I know her bf dies in a terrible accident and the kid is a clone
>>65144161
It's only because she's so in love
>>65144144
Oh, imagine this story, her son grows up, invents a time machine (sure, why not) and goes back in time to molest his mom as she was just a lil cunny :3
also nice dub1dubs
>>65144169
He was supposed to be her bff lifelong partner, then he dies and she decides to clone him and carry the baby as surrogate mother. Technically even though she gave birth, she's still a virgin, meaning she was never touched by another man.
>>65144212
Eva is so pure
>>65144212
she had never slept with matt smith prior to his death?
>>65144144
Spoilers ahead sonHer son is a clone of her childhood sweetheart who suddenly died shortly after they met up again after a long time apart but before they were able to get it on, Eva's basically using him to try and recreate her dead boyfriend while struggling with her conflicting maternal and romantic feelings.
>>65144231
I think anon basically made this part up
Can you "clone" people like that IRL?
What does Eva have a British accent when she's french?
>>65144257
Yep.
>>65144261
>What
*Why
>>65144257
Officially no one does it. It's theoretically feasible though.
>>65144261
She lives in London.
>>65144261
France is close to Australia, so you would think she'd learn English there.
>>65144257
yes but its not legal to do it with humans, however you can do it for your pets
>>65144318
L O N D O N
>>65144318
why would anyone live in london
>>65144257
Technically it's possible. But it's not perfect right now. And also it's ethically frowned upon in humans.
Dolly the sheep was the same idea and a kind of proof of concept:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolly_%28sheep%29
>>65144354
London is top tier if you got money
>>65144416
It's a fucking jakes.
>>65144261
she was educated in england and has spent a lot of her life there
I thought that movie was gonna be hot but I'm mostly just filled with confusion and a minor existential crisis. If my girlfriend raised me again I don't think I'd be that mad after she shows me the contents of my computer. "Man I was a fag. Also that explains why I'm not white too."
>>65144416
so is anywhere
>>65144566
this
>>65144566
not to that extent i mean
i've given this a lot of thought, and i totally would
>>65144318
I bet her pits taste amazing
Sweet, salty with a hint of cigarettes
>>65141312
>Shaun Biggerstaff
for real?
>>65144862
Yeah he's the brit version of Chad Thundercock. The film is basically a /r9k/ visual manifesto.
>>65140688
>>65141020
Based Malick would be ashamed of me for getting a boner watching her in The Tree of Life
Why is motherhood so sexy bros
>>65141020
>that kid doing the CIA pose in the background
>>65140054
i think the film is very sweet
>>65144599
even with your irl mom? be honest now
>>65145491
maybe, but only with a woman who looks incredibly similar to my mom. actually fucking my mom, while a hot idea, is just a terrible idea and gross
>>65145491
Not that anon, but as for me if it was my mom when she was younger I would do it. My mom now is totally unattractive. Ive seen pics of her when she was younger and id hit it.
>>65143575
Rooney > Mara
for this very reason
>>65148569
I think her sister's name is Kate
>>65147307
>tfw your mom has always been ugly
>>65148569
> Rooney > Mara
